The Best 9 29th Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 29th jokes. There are some 29th long jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 29th easy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest 29th Jokes and Puns

I'm unhappy with prime day

Amazon Prime day is on the 21st. I personally would not partake of Prime day unless it were on the 2nd, 3rd, 5th, 7th, 11th, 13th, 17th, 19th, 23rd, 29th, or 31st

Because I try to be honest with myself, for Christmas I got my mom a book called "But, I'm Still Your Mom: How to Deal With Your Disappointing Grown Children"

Amazon says it should be here by the 29th.

A death toll too high to imagine

On September 29th 2006 President George W. Bush receives a briefing from one of his staff

"Mr. President, we've just received reports of a commercial plane crash in south America, 154 Brazilian people died."

"Oh my God, that's terrible..." The president replies solemnly, thinking quietly to himself.

"Wait... How much is a Brazilian?"

February 29th is just like a dead beat dad.

It only shows up every four years.

Somebody needs to remember to go wake up that guy from Green Day tomorrow.

nb: Im Australian, today is the 29th.


Why do guys with erectile dysfunction name their dicks February 29th?

Because it only comes up once every 4 years

What did you buy if the terms are: 0% down an 0% interest for a whole year?

You're 26th year of marriage! Or 27th or 28th or 29th...

It must be weird to be born on February 29th

You only age every 4 years and everyone else born the same year will grow up faster

I already know that this is going to be a long year...

Thanks a lot, February 29th. >:(

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 29th twelfth jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 29th february piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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