Rib-Tickling 29th Jokes that Bring Friends Together
I'm unhappy with prime day
Amazon Prime day is on the 21st. I personally would not partake of Prime day unless it were on the 2nd, 3rd, 5th, 7th, 11th, 13th, 17th, 19th, 23rd, 29th, or 31st
Because I try to be honest with myself, for Christmas I got my mom a book called "But, I'm Still Your Mom: How to Deal With Your Disappointing Grown Children"
Amazon says it should be here by the 29th.
A death toll too high to imagine
On September 29th 2006 President George W. Bush receives a briefing from one of his staff
"Mr. President, we've just received reports of a commercial plane c**... in south America, 154 Brazilian people died."
"Oh my God, that's terrible..." The president replies solemnly, thinking quietly to himself.
"Wait... How much is a Brazilian?"
February 29th is just like a dead beat dad.
It only shows up every four years.
Somebody needs to remember to go wake up that guy from Green Day tomorrow.
nb: Im Australian, today is the 29th.
Why do guys with erectile dysfunction name their d**... February 29th?
Because it only comes up once every 4 years
What did you buy if the terms are: 0% down an 0% interest for a whole year?
You're 26th year of marriage! Or 27th or 28th or 29th...
It must be weird to be born on February 29th
You only age every 4 years and everyone else born the same year will grow up faster
I already know that this is going to be a long year...
Thanks a lot, February 29th. >:(
