29th Jokes

February 29th is just like a dead beat dad.

It only shows up every four years.

Somebody needs to remember to go wake up that guy from Green Day tomorrow.

nb: Im Australian, today is the 29th.

It must be weird to be born on February 29th

You only age every 4 years and everyone else born the same year will grow up faster

What did you buy if the terms are: 0% down an 0% interest for a whole year?

You're 26th year of marriage! Or 27th or 28th or 29th...

Why do guys with erectile dysfunction name their dicks February 29th?

Because it only comes up once every 4 years

We have collected gags that can be used as 29th pranks to have fun with. If you want to stand out in a crowd with a good sense of humour joking about 29th, here are one liners and funny 29th pick up lines.

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