280 Jokes
15 280 jokes and hilarious 280 puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 280 that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest 280 Short Jokes
Short 280 jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 280 humour may include short voice jokes also.
- My wife said I am going to cycle 10 miles every day to get my body back in shape, I said good girl go for it, I have noticed a massive difference after just 4 weeks. She is 280 miles away.
- My grade school math teacher once asked us what 280 x 18 was I kept shouting "7!" but apparently we weren't on the topic of factorials yet
- Top 5 highest Paid Black Actors 1. Terry Crews $800,000,000
2. Bill Cosby $400,000,000
3. Will Smith $350,000,000
4. Robert Downey Jr $300,000,000
5. Denzel Washington $280,000,000 - So a 400 pound lady walks into a gas station to get directions.. she walks in and says "How do I get to 280?"
A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!" - There are 280 Navy personnel on a destroyer when they leave for a cruise. Not a single one comes back.... ...just 140 couples.
- I finally gave birth today... Out of all of these 280 days of being pregnant, today was definitely the most productive.
- Why can't HBO's Game of Thrones have an official Twitter account? Because they'd be limited to only 280 characters.
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280 One Liners
Which 280 one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 280? I can suggest the ones about calls and madman.
- I reeled in a 6 foot 1 inch catfish That weighed 280 lbs on Tinder
- What do infinity war and a tweet have in common? They both have 280 characters
- Twitter went from 140 characters to 280... with Game of Thrones it's the opposite.
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What funny jokes about 280 you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean train jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 280 pranks.
A old man was driving down the freeway when his wife called his cell phone.
"Herbert, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Route 280. Please be careful!"
"It's not just one car," said Herbert, "It's hundreds of them!"
!!BAD DRIVERS!!
There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, "**David, be careful!** I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!"
David says, "I know, but there isn't just one, **there are hundreds!**"
A senior citizen was driving down the freeway, when his phone rang
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!"
"h**...," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
Two men on a train.
One of them occasionaly says a number like 256, 128, 280, 660 and this goes on for a while.
The other one asks him: "Hey what's the deal with with all those numbers?"
"Well, to pass the time, I just count the animals in the herd as the train passes one."
"Wow, cool! How can you do it so fast?"
"Simple, I count the legs and divide by four."