27th Jokes

Why is Ubisoft the worst gaming company in France?

Punchline only included in the season pass! Preorder now and get one of 26 randomly chosen bonus characters! 27th character included in Spanish version only.

On March 27th, our math teacher burst into class and threatened to cancel Spring Break unless the one who's cheated on all their tests reveals themselves before next month

How are we supposed to catch a cheater in eight days?!

Some idiot asked me what the 27th letter of the Arabic alphabet is...

And all I could say was, "Wow".

Do you know what the gift theme is for the 27th anniversary of being married?

Concrete.

My mom once forgot her meds and tried to drown me in the bathtub.

That made for a really weird 27th Birthday.

There's a new The President show on Comedy Central starting the 27th about Donald Trump

We can just watch Fox News until then.

Calling a company be like:

Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed. Press 1 for English. To talk to a live person, please enter PI to the 27th digit followed by your 2nd cousin's social security number and the number Ϡ . What was that? Sorry our automated system can't understand you. Please swallow your phone whole so we can listen to your vocal cords easier. You have made an INVALID SELECTION

What did you buy if the terms are: 0% down an 0% interest for a whole year?

You're 26th year of marriage! Or 27th or 28th or 29th...

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