26th Jokes

For our 25th anniversary, I took my wife to Hawaii...

...and for our 26th I plan to go back and get her.

From the death notice of a local newspaper: After a very hard and painfull life, Mr. Miller finally found his peace...

The funeral of his wife Mathilda will take place on the 26th of December.

Today, March 26th, is Epilepsy Awareness day.

So get on out there and seize the day!

If anyone's interested, my buddy has tickets for Champions League Final match (26th of May) in Kiev, Ukraine

He bought the tickets, but the damned fool forgot he was getting married that weekend. Anyone up for taking this off his hands?


The girl's name is Catherine and she's really lovely.

Attorney "when is your birthday?"

Witness "July 26th"
Attorney "What year?"
Witness "Every year"

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

What did you buy if the terms are: 0% down an 0% interest for a whole year?

You're 26th year of marriage! Or 27th or 28th or 29th...

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