The Best 8 26th Jokes

Following is our collection of 26th jokes which are very funny. There are some 26th ninth jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 26th 25th puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

For our 25th anniversary, I took my wife to Hawaii...

...and for our 26th I plan to go back and get her.

The CDC recommends that funeral gatherings be limited to 30 people and holiday gatherings be limited to 6 people.

Funeral proceedings for Gobbles the turkey will be held on November 26th and again on December 25th. Please bring beer to celebrate his life.

From the death notice of a local newspaper: After a very hard and painfull life, Mr. Miller finally found his peace...

The funeral of his wife Mathilda will take place on the 26th of December.

Today, March 26th, is Epilepsy Awareness day.

So get on out there and seize the day!

If anyone's interested, my buddy has tickets for Champions League Final match (26th of May) in Kiev, Ukraine

He bought the tickets, but the damned fool forgot he was getting married that weekend. Anyone up for taking this off his hands?


The girl's name is Catherine and she's really lovely.


Attorney "when is your birthday?"

Witness "July 26th"
Attorney "What year?"
Witness "Every year"

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

What did you buy if the terms are: 0% down an 0% interest for a whole year?

You're 26th year of marriage! Or 27th or 28th or 29th...

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 26th put jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 26th wife piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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