25th Jokes

These are the 42 25th jokes and hilarious 25th puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 25th that are good jokes for kids and friends.

Have a laugh on your 25th birthday, anniversary or work anniversary with these funny jokes! From the eleventh send-off to the tenth surprise party - you'll find a joke to fit every 25th celebration.

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Best Short 25th Jokes

These are our top 25th puns. Have fun with a good 25th joke in English with simple 25th humour.

  1. Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

    Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.
  2. For our 25th anniversary, I took my wife to Hawaii... ...and for our 26th I plan to go back and get her.
  3. So Betsy DeVos resigned... I guess some people were starting to pressure her to invoke the 25th amendment and she got scared because she can't count that high.
  4. It was mine and my wife's 25th wedding anniversary the other day and she said to me "Did you know i wore this on our first date and it still fits me"... I said "Its a scarf"...
  5. Wife: Honey, what will you give me for our 25th anniversary? Husband: A trip to Paris. Wife: Wow! That's wonderful! How about for our 50th? I'll pick you back up.
  6. I was going to give my family a cat for Christmas, Unfortunately it died before the 25th... I guess it makes it a future present that passed.
  7. A dad asks his son... "What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?"
    The son answers, "Y."
    "Because I want to know!"
  8. A patient is talking to his therapist. Patient: (whispering) *I'm afraid of the 25th letter of the alphabet*
    Therapist: Why?
    Patient: *terrified screaming*
  9. I took my wife to Hawaii for our 25th wedding anniversary. You know what I did for our 50th? Went back and got her.
  10. Do you know why Santa only work on the 25th of December? Because he knows where all the bad girls are...(sorry)
25th joke, Do you know why Santa only work on the 25th of December?

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these 25th jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of 25th puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

25th One Liners

Which 25th dad jokes are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 25th?

  1. I can't remember the 25th letter of the alphabet. I don't know y.
  2. What did the genetic engineer say on December 25th? Merry CRISPRmas!
  3. What mantra do Hindus initiate on the 25th of December? Hari Kristmas.
  4. Hey Adam, "Is today the 24th or the 25th?" It's Christmas, Eve.
  5. Guy #1: When's Christmas? Guy #2: December 25th
    Guy #3: Oh that pretty unorthodox
  6. What did God say on August 25th? McCain fries.
  7. December 25th for Asians It's not Christmas, It's Boxing Day Eve.
  8. Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"? Because there's no L.
  9. What do white girls celebrate on December 25th? ChristMAAAAAAAAAS
  10. What does a gang say on December 25th? Merry Crips-mas
  11. And then Santa said to the atheist, h**...! h**...! h**...! Have a nice 25th of December.

25th Anniversary Jokes

Here is a list of funny 25th anniversary jokes and even better 25th anniversary puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I'm supposed to give her silver for our 25th anniversary but I'm not sure if I believe in it. I'm Ag-nostic.

25th December Jokes

Here is a list of funny 25th december jokes and even better 25th december puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday.
    Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
  • What did Santa say in the s**... Club on the 25th of December? It's going to be a White Christmas
25th joke, What did Santa say in the s**... Club on the 25th of December?

Comedy 25th Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What funny jokes about 25th to tell and make people laugh ? Check out these list of good jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make 25th prank.

Two guys moving a futon to the 100th floor(this is a joke in my native language idk how good it can be translated)

Two guys moving a futon to the 100th floor.
At the 25th floor:
1st guy:
2nd guy: Tell me when we arrive
At the 50th floor:
1st guy:T..thi...
2nd guy: Tell me when we arrive we dont have time
At the 100th floor:
2nd guy: So what did u want to tell me?
1st guy:T..this is the wrong hotel

The CDC recommends that f**... gatherings be limited to 30 people and holiday gatherings be limited to 6 people.

f**... proceedings for Gobbles the turkey will be held on November 26th and again on December 25th. Please bring beer to celebrate his life.

A husband and wife...

A husband and wife are celebrating their 10th anniversary. The husband surprises her and takes her on a vacation to a tropical island, far away. Getting excited the wife says, "If this is for our 10th anniversary then what are you planning for our 25th?" The husband says back, "I'll send over a jet to pick you up."

A couple celebrated their 25th wedding anniversary

After the party had ended, the wife walked over to the husband, punched him in the arm and said "That's for twenty-five years of bad s**...!"
The husband hesitated a moment, then walked over to his wife, punched her in the arm and said "That's for knowing the difference!"

Grandma made a bet with John that if he didn't eat 25 dumplings, he would clean the apartment

John eats the 24th dumpling, but the 25th is not in the plate ... That's all you need to know about drafting contracts.

Maurice and Sadie were celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary by having a meal at a restaurant with their friends.

Maurice looked unhappy, so his best friend Michael, a solicitor, asked him what was wrong.
"Do you remember on our fifth anniversary I asked you what would happen if I murdered Sadie?"
"Yes," answered Michael, "I said you would get twenty years in jail."
"Well," said Maurice, "I would have been a free man tonight."


On their 25th anniversary, a husband took his wife out to dinner.
Their teenage daughters said they'd have dessert waiting for them when they returned.
After they got home, they saw that the dining room table was beautifully set with china, crystal and candles, and there was a note that read: Your dessert is in the refrigerator. We are staying with friends, so go ahead and do something we wouldn't do!
I suppose, the husband responded, we could vacuum.

A couple celebrated their 25th wedding anniversary.

When they were asked what their secret was to a long lasting marriage they said:
"We take the time to go out to a restaurant two times a week. A candlelight dinner, soft music and a slow walk home. She goes on Tuesdays, and I go on Fridays."

A man grows tired of his relationship with his wife

On their 25th anniversary, the man planned a vacation trip.
Man: Let's go on a vacation, just the two of us.
Wife: (gets exited) Really? Where are we going?
Man: How about an adventure in the jungles of Africa?
Wife: That would be really nice! What about on our 50th?
Man: I'll come back for you.

Just received an email from a wealthy Nigerian Prince.

He told me that he doesn't have any fortune to share with me at the moment but he would appreciate if I could let him know before May 25th if I wish to continue receiving emails.

If you smoke p**... and forgot what day today is, don't worry. You can celebrate again on the 25th of May.

Because 4/20 = 5/25

What did the Italia airship do when it crashed in the North Pole on May 25th, 1928?

It broke the ice. Nice to meet you :)

It was a couples 25th anniversary

The husband told his wife, "im taking you to china!" the wife then asked what they would do for their 50th anniversary to which he responded "thats when i will pick you up!"

Two lovers get romantic on the night of their wedding.

The newly wed lady blushes and asks, "Honey, where will you take us for our honeymoon?"
"I will take you to the farthest islands of the Caribbean!"
"Really? And what would you do on our 25th anniversary?", asks the wife, now blushing even more.
"I will bring you back."

25th joke, Two lovers get romantic on the night of their wedding.

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The impact of these 25th jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.