25th Jokes
39 25th jokes and hilarious 25th puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 25th that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Have a laugh on your 25th birthday, anniversary or work anniversary with these funny jokes! From the eleventh send-off to the tenth surprise party - you'll find a joke to fit every 25th celebration.
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Funniest 25th Short Jokes
Short 25th jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 25th humour may include short send jokes also.
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Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?
Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas. - For our 25th anniversary, I took my wife to Hawaii... ...and for our 26th I plan to go back and get her.
- So Betsy DeVos resigned... I guess some people were starting to pressure her to invoke the 25th amendment and she got scared because she can't count that high.
- It was mine and my wife's 25th wedding anniversary the other day and she said to me "Did you know i wore this on our first date and it still fits me"... I said "Its a scarf"...
- Wife: Honey, what will you give me for our 25th anniversary? Husband: A trip to Paris. Wife: Wow! That's wonderful! How about for our 50th? I'll pick you back up.
- I was going to give my family a cat for Christmas, Unfortunately it died before the 25th... I guess it makes it a future present that passed.
- A dad asks his son... "What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?"
The son answers, "Y."
"Because I want to know!" - What did the Italia airship do when it crashed in the North Pole on May 25th, 1928? It broke the ice. Nice to meet you :)
- I'm supposed to give her silver for our 25th anniversary but I'm not sure if I believe in it. I'm Ag-nostic.
- What do Mike Pence and Santa Claus have in common? You won't see either of them until the 25th
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25th One Liners
Which 25th one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 25th? I can suggest the ones about merry and ninth.
- I can't remember the 25th letter of the alphabet. I don't know y.
- What did the genetic engineer say on December 25th? Merry CRISPRmas!
- What mantra do Hindus initiate on the 25th of December? Hari Kristmas.
- Hey Adam, "Is today the 24th or the 25th?" It's Christmas, Eve.
- Guy #1: When's Christmas? Guy #2: December 25th
Guy #3: Oh that pretty unorthodox - What did God say on August 25th? McCain fries.
- December 25th for Asians It's not Christmas, It's Boxing Day Eve.
- Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"? Because there's no L.
- What do white girls celebrate on December 25th? ChristMAAAAAAAAAS
- What does a gang say on December 25th? Merry Crips-mas
- And then Santa said to the atheist, h**...! h**...! h**...! Have a nice 25th of December.
Comedy 25th Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
What funny jokes about 25th you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean 25th anniversary jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 25th pranks.
Two guys moving a futon to the 100th floor(this is a joke in my native language idk how good it can be translated)
Two guys moving a futon to the 100th floor.
At the 25th floor:
1st guy: T..th...
2nd guy: Tell me when we arrive
At the 50th floor:
1st guy:T..thi...
2nd guy: Tell me when we arrive we dont have time
At the 100th floor:
2nd guy: So what did u want to tell me?
1st guy:T..this is the wrong hotel
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The CDC recommends that f**... gatherings be limited to 30 people and holiday gatherings be limited to 6 people.
f**... proceedings for Gobbles the turkey will be held on November 26th and again on December 25th. Please bring beer to celebrate his life.
A husband and wife...
A husband and wife are celebrating their 10th anniversary. The husband surprises her and takes her on a vacation to a tropical island, far away. Getting excited the wife says, "If this is for our 10th anniversary then what are you planning for our 25th?" The husband says back, "I'll send over a jet to pick you up."
Grandma made a bet with John that if he didn't eat 25 dumplings, he would clean the apartment
John eats the 24th dumpling, but the 25th is not in the plate ... That's all you need to know about drafting contracts.
Maurice and Sadie were celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary by having a meal at a restaurant with their friends.
Maurice looked unhappy, so his best friend Michael, a solicitor, asked him what was wrong.
"Do you remember on our fifth anniversary I asked you what would happen if I murdered Sadie?"
"Yes," answered Michael, "I said you would get twenty years in jail."
"Well," said Maurice, "I would have been a free man tonight."
Anniversary
On their 25th anniversary, a husband took his wife out to dinner.
Their teenage daughters said they'd have dessert waiting for them when they returned.
After they got home, they saw that the dining room table was beautifully set with china, crystal and candles, and there was a note that read: Your dessert is in the refrigerator. We are staying with friends, so go ahead and do something we wouldn't do!
I suppose, the husband responded, we could vacuum.
A couple celebrated their 25th wedding anniversary.
When they were asked what their secret was to a long lasting marriage they said:
"We take the time to go out to a restaurant two times a week. A candlelight dinner, soft music and a slow walk home. She goes on Tuesdays, and I go on Fridays."
A man grows tired of his relationship with his wife
On their 25th anniversary, the man planned a vacation trip.
Man: Let's go on a vacation, just the two of us.
Wife: (gets exited) Really? Where are we going?
Man: How about an adventure in the jungles of Africa?
Wife: That would be really nice! What about on our 50th?
Man: I'll come back for you.
Just received an email from a wealthy Nigerian Prince.
He told me that he doesn't have any fortune to share with me at the moment but he would appreciate if I could let him know before May 25th if I wish to continue receiving emails.
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Do you know why Santa only work on the 25th of December?
Because he knows where all the bad girls are...(sorry)
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If you smoke p**... and forgot what day today is, don't worry. You can celebrate again on the 25th of May.
Because 4/20 = 5/25
It was a couples 25th anniversary
The husband told his wife, "im taking you to china!" the wife then asked what they would do for their 50th anniversary to which he responded "thats when i will pick you up!"
Two lovers get romantic on the night of their wedding.
The newly wed lady blushes and asks, "Honey, where will you take us for our honeymoon?"
"I will take you to the farthest islands of the Caribbean!"
"Really? And what would you do on our 25th anniversary?", asks the wife, now blushing even more.
"I will bring you back."
