The Best 28 25th Jokes

Following is our collection of 25th jokes which are very funny. There are some 25th merry jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 25th ninth puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.


Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?



Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

I met a Gentleman that was married for 75 yaers, and he shared the secret to a long marriage,

"On our 25th wedding anniversory, I took my wife to China. On our 75th wedding anniversory, I went to pick her up."

A husband and wife...

A husband and wife are celebrating their 10th anniversary. The husband surprises her and takes her on a vacation to a tropical island, far away. Getting excited the wife says, "If this is for our 10th anniversary then what are you planning for our 25th?" The husband says back, "I'll send over a jet to pick you up."

Two lovers get romantic on the night of their wedding.

The newly wed lady blushes and asks, "Honey, where will you take us for our honeymoon?"

"I will take you to the farthest islands of the Caribbean!"

"Really? And what would you do on our 25th anniversary?", asks the wife, now blushing even more.

"I will bring you back."

A man grows tired of his relationship with his wife

On their 25th anniversary, the man planned a vacation trip.

Man: Let's go on a vacation, just the two of us.

Wife: (gets exited) Really? Where are we going?

Man: How about an adventure in the jungles of Africa?

Wife: That would be really nice! What about on our 50th?

Man: I'll come back for you.


A dad asks his son...

"What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?"

The son answers, "Y."

"Because I want to know!"

Do you know why Santa only work on the 25th of December?

Because he knows where all the bad girls are...(sorry)

For our 25th anniversary, I took my wife to Hawaii...

...and for our 26th I plan to go back and get her.

I took my wife to Hawaii for our 25th wedding anniversary. You know what I did for our 50th?

Went back and got her.

I'm supposed to give her silver for our 25th anniversary but I'm not sure if I believe in it.

I'm Ag-nostic.

What mantra do Hindus initiate on the 25th of December?

Hari Kristmas.

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And then Santa said to the atheist,

HO! HO! HO! Have a nice 25th of December.

I was going to give my family a cat for Christmas,

Unfortunately it died before the 25th... I guess it makes it a future present that passed.

What did the genetic engineer say on December 25th?

Merry CRISPRmas!

I can't remember the 25th letter of the alphabet.

I don't know y.

Just received an email from a wealthy Nigerian Prince.

He told me that he doesn't have any fortune to share with me at the moment but he would appreciate if I could let him know before May 25th if I wish to continue receiving emails.

A couple celebrated their 25th wedding anniversary.

When they were asked what their secret was to a long lasting marriage they said:

"We take the time to go out to a restaurant two times a week. A candlelight dinner, soft music and a slow walk home. She goes on Tuesdays, and I go on Fridays."

What do Mike Pence and Santa Claus have in common?

You won't see either of them until the 25th

Hey Adam, "Is today the 24th or the 25th?"

It's Christmas, Eve.


Ole wakes up one morning, remembering that it's his and Lena's 25th wedding anniversary.

Ole punches Lena in the arm. Lena awakes and asks, "What was that for?" Ole says, "That's for 25 years of bad sex!" Lena then punches Ole in the arm. Ole asks, "Why did you hit me?" Lena says, "That's for knowing the difference!"

It was a couples 25th anniversary

The husband told his wife, "im taking you to china!" the wife then asked what they would do for their 50th anniversary to which he responded "thats when i will pick you up!"

What did the Italia airship do when it crashed in the North Pole on May 25th, 1928?

It broke the ice. Nice to meet you :)

If you smoke pot and forgot what day today is, don't worry. You can celebrate again on the 25th of May.

Because 4/20 = 5/25

Grandma made a bet with John that if he didn't eat 25 dumplings, he would clean the apartment

John eats the 24th dumpling, but the 25th is not in the plate ... That's all you need to know about drafting contracts.

It was mine and my wife's 25th wedding anniversary the other day and she said to me "Did you know i wore this on our first date and it still fits me"...

I said "Its a scarf"...

The CDC recommends that funeral gatherings be limited to 30 people and holiday gatherings be limited to 6 people.

Funeral proceedings for Gobbles the turkey will be held on November 26th and again on December 25th. Please bring beer to celebrate his life.

So Betsy DeVos resigned...

I guess some people were starting to pressure her to invoke the 25th amendment and she got scared because she can't count that high.

Two guys moving a futon to the 100th floor(this is a joke in my native language idk how good it can be translated)

Two guys moving a futon to the 100th floor.

At the 25th floor:
1st guy: T..th...
2nd guy: Tell me when we arrive

At the 50th floor:
1st guy:T..thi...
2nd guy: Tell me when we arrive we dont have time

At the 100th floor:
2nd guy: So what did u want to tell me?
1st guy:T..this is the wrong hotel

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