25th December Jokes

These are the 22 25th december jokes and hilarious 25th december puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 25th december that are good jokes for kids and friends.

Quick Jump To

Best Short 25th December Jokes

These are our top 25th december puns. Have fun with a good 25th december joke in English with simple 25th december humour.

  1. Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

    Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.
  2. Do you know why Santa only work on the 25th of December? Because he knows where all the bad girls are...(sorry)
  3. Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday.
    Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
  4. What did Santa say in the s**... Club on the 25th of December? It's going to be a White Christmas

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these 25th december jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of 25th december puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

25th December One Liners

Which 25th december dad jokes are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 25th december?

  1. What did the genetic engineer say on December 25th? Merry CRISPRmas!
  2. What mantra do Hindus initiate on the 25th of December? Hari Kristmas.
  3. Guy #1: When's Christmas? Guy #2: December 25th
    Guy #3: Oh that pretty unorthodox
  4. December 25th for Asians It's not Christmas, It's Boxing Day Eve.
  5. Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"? Because there's no L.
  6. What do white girls celebrate on December 25th? ChristMAAAAAAAAAS
  7. What does a gang say on December 25th? Merry Crips-mas
  8. And then Santa said to the atheist, h**...! h**...! h**...! Have a nice 25th of December.

Unearthly Funniest 25th December Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

What funny jokes about 25th december to tell and make people laugh ? Check out these list of good jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make 25th december prank.

The CDC recommends that f**... gatherings be limited to 30 people and holiday gatherings be limited to 6 people.

f**... proceedings for Gobbles the turkey will be held on November 26th and again on December 25th. Please bring beer to celebrate his life.

Little Mary

Little Mary never did very well in church. She would always fall asleep when the priest was speaking. One day, while Mary was happily sleeping, the Priest said "Mary, who created the Earth as we know it"? The little boy behind Mary got bored, took out a pin, and poked Mary with it in the back. Mary jolted awake and screamed "Oh good Lord"! "Good job"! said the priest. A little later, the Priest asked sleeping Mary "Mary, who was born on December 25th and is celebrated for Christmas?". The little boy stuck the pin in her back again and Mary screamed "Oh Jesus Christ!". "Good job!" said the priest. After Mary yet again fell asleep, the priest asked "Mary, after having their 23rd baby, what did Eve say to Adam?". The boy stuck the pin in Mary's back and she screamed "If you stick that thing into me one more time, I will rip it in half!".

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like kids and toddlers can enjoy. They can be verbal, as in a play on words, or narrative, often involving a set-up and a punchline. JokoJokes has it all! Jokes in Spanish are also found. Teens are often joking with 4 year olds and 6 year olds. Found out more in our Jokes FAQ section

The impact of these 25th december jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.