The Best 7 25th December Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 25th December jokes. There are some 25th december jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 25th december puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest 25th December Jokes and Puns


Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?



Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

The CDC recommends that funeral gatherings be limited to 30 people and holiday gatherings be limited to 6 people.

Funeral proceedings for Gobbles the turkey will be held on November 26th and again on December 25th. Please bring beer to celebrate his life.

What did the genetic engineer say on December 25th?

Merry CRISPRmas!

Do you know why Santa only work on the 25th of December?

Because he knows where all the bad girls are...(sorry)

What mantra do Hindus initiate on the 25th of December?

Hari Kristmas.


And then Santa said to the atheist,

HO! HO! HO! Have a nice 25th of December.

Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday.



Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 25th december jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 25th december piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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