Unearthly Funniest 25th December Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?
Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.
The CDC recommends that funeral gatherings be limited to 30 people and holiday gatherings be limited to 6 people.
Funeral proceedings for Gobbles the turkey will be held on November 26th and again on December 25th. Please bring beer to celebrate his life.
What did the genetic engineer say on December 25th?
Merry CRISPRmas!
Do you know why Santa only work on the 25th of December?
Because he knows where all the bad girls are...(sorry)
What mantra do Hindus initiate on the 25th of December?
Hari Kristmas.
And then Santa said to the atheist,
HO! HO! HO! Have a nice 25th of December.
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday.
Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.