Hilarious 25th Anniversary Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
For our 25th anniversary, I took my wife to Hawaii...
...and for our 26th I plan to go back and get her.
A husband and wife...
A husband and wife are celebrating their 10th anniversary. The husband surprises her and takes her on a vacation to a tropical island, far away. Getting excited the wife says, "If this is for our 10th anniversary then what are you planning for our 25th?" The husband says back, "I'll send over a jet to pick you up."
Wife: Honey, what will you give me for our 25th anniversary? Husband: A trip to Paris. Wife: Wow! That's wonderful! How about for our 50th?
I'll pick you back up.
It was mine and my wife's 25th wedding anniversary the other day and she said to me "Did you know i wore this on our first date and it still fits me"...
I said "Its a scarf"...
A couple celebrated their 25th wedding anniversary
After the party had ended, the wife walked over to the husband, punched him in the arm and said "That's for twenty-five years of bad sex!"
The husband hesitated a moment, then walked over to his wife, punched her in the arm and said "That's for knowing the difference!"
I took my wife to Hawaii for our 25th wedding anniversary. You know what I did for our 50th?
Went back and got her.
Maurice and Sadie were celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary by having a meal at a restaurant with their friends.
Maurice looked unhappy, so his best friend Michael, a solicitor, asked him what was wrong.
"Do you remember on our fifth anniversary I asked you what would happen if I murdered Sadie?"
"Yes," answered Michael, "I said you would get twenty years in jail."
"Well," said Maurice, "I would have been a free man tonight."
A couple celebrated their 25th wedding anniversary.
When they were asked what their secret was to a long lasting marriage they said:
"We take the time to go out to a restaurant two times a week. A candlelight dinner, soft music and a slow walk home. She goes on Tuesdays, and I go on Fridays."
A man grows tired of his relationship with his wife
On their 25th anniversary, the man planned a vacation trip.
Man: Let's go on a vacation, just the two of us.
Wife: (gets exited) Really? Where are we going?
Man: How about an adventure in the jungles of Africa?
Wife: That would be really nice! What about on our 50th?
Man: I'll come back for you.
It was a couples 25th anniversary
The husband told his wife, "im taking you to china!" the wife then asked what they would do for their 50th anniversary to which he responded "thats when i will pick you up!"
I'm supposed to give her silver for our 25th anniversary but I'm not sure if I believe in it.
I'm Ag-nostic.
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Two lovers get romantic on the night of their wedding.
The newly wed lady blushes and asks, "Honey, where will you take us for our honeymoon?"
"I will take you to the farthest islands of the Caribbean!"
"Really? And what would you do on our 25th anniversary?", asks the wife, now blushing even more.
"I will bring you back."
Ole wakes up one morning, remembering that it's his and Lena's 25th wedding anniversary.
Ole punches Lena in the arm. Lena awakes and asks, "What was that for?" Ole says, "That's for 25 years of bad sex!" Lena then punches Ole in the arm. Ole asks, "Why did you hit me?" Lena says, "That's for knowing the difference!"