The Best 15 2500 Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 2500 jokes. There are some 2500 body jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 2500 day puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest 2500 Jokes and Puns

My body is a temple.

What I mean by that is, it looks and feels like something the Romans destroyed 2,500 years ago.

So my cousin screwed up bigtime

My cousin has two tickets for the 2017 SUPER BOWL, both box seats. He paid $2,500 each ticket, but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding.

If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place... It's at St. Joseph Church, in Warwick, RI at 3 p.m. Her name is Amanda. She's 5'2, about 130 lbs. She's a good cook, too. She'll be the one in the white dress.

A man in need of a brain

A man was dying in the hospital and he needed a new brain or he wouldn't survive for long, the doctor told him there were 3 available brains but each with a price.

The first one was an professor's brain that costs 3000 dollar

The second brain was a teachers brain that costs 2500 dollar

The third brain was the brain of a blonde woman that costs a good 9000 dollar

The man asks why the blondes brain is so expensive

The doctor replies: because it's never used

2500 joke, A man in need of a brain

A friend of mine has two tickets for the 2018 Super bowl.

Both box seats. He paid $2,500 each but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding.  If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place...It's at St Christopher's Church, in Baldwin at 3pm. Her name is Ashley, she's 5'4", about 115 lbs, good cook too.....She'll be the one in the white dress.

Day 1: Staying home, avoiding social gatherings and eating food in my room

Day 50: Continuing with this process

Day 100: Still feeling okay

Day 2500: Now a global virus has arrived and others are doing what i do.


Please don't share 9/11 jokes, I lost my dad on 9/11

He took over 2500 infidels with him

Why does it take 250,000 sperm but only one egg to make a baby?

Because they just refuse to stop and ask for directions.

2500 joke, Why does it take 250,000 sperm but only one egg to make a baby?

Cincinnati Bengals allowing 2,500 fans into the stadium for the first game.

Word is, now they're looking for 2,000 volunteers to attend the game.

What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter?

Isisicles

My cousin has 2 tickets for the super bowl and paid $2500 for each ticket.

he didnt realize last year it was going to be the day of his wedding.

If interested he is looking for someone to take his place.

Her name is Lisa Phillips 35, about 140lbs, a good cook, She'll be in white

A boy asks his father, the Bit-coin investor,

...for some Bitcoin currency again, this time in the amount of $25.00.

Dad: $23.67? What do you need $20.32 for?

You can explore 2500 paid reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean 2500 115 dad jokes. There are also 2500 puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


I went to the confidence store because I didnt have any confidence. So they gave me some confidence for $2500.

But I think they tricked me.

Its the year 2500 and students are in history.

A student asks the teacher why is there a gap in the textbook between 1990 and 1999 and the teacher answers because only 90's kids remember.

By 2500, they will have too many people in the saw movies that one person will be in it for not showering

Just burned 2,500 calories in an afternoon...

Over baked cookies

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 2500 seats jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 2500 yard piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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