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Short 250 jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 250 humour may include short quarter jokes also.

  1. The salt packet says it was created from a 250 million year old Himalayan rock salt bed The label says the expiry date is June 2018.
    I'm so glad they dug it up just in time
  2. A slice of pie costs $3.50 in Barbados, $3.00 in Saint Lucia, $2.50 in Belize, and $2 in Cuba.
    Those are the pie rates of the caribbean.
  3. In New York City, a fisherman reeled in a 250 pound catfish 6 feet 6 inches long. I don't get what the big deal is. I do that on Tinder every day.
  4. An Apple store got robbed last night and $250,000 worth of equipment was stolen. Police are confident they can recover both the stolen machines.
  5. A slice of pie is $2.50 in the Bahamas. A slice of pie is $ 3.00 in Jamaica.
    Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
  6. What do you call it when my girlfriend kills 250 million unborn children A Swallocaust. I'm not proud of myself.
  7. Don't know if this is a scam but I just received a text saying I'd won $250 cash or 2 tickets to an elvis tribute night. It says press 1 for the money or 2 for the show.
  8. I think the $250 million we spent on bombs for Syria would have been better going to schools in our own country Then there wouldn't be any teachers left to give raises to.
  9. How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb? A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
  10. A man is in critical condition for swallowing 250,000 dollars in large bills. No change is expected.

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250 One Liners

Which 250 one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 250? I can suggest the ones about original and session.

  1. How To Lose 250 pounds of ugly fat in one day Get a divorce.
  2. I am opening a restaurant called "Peace and quiet" A kid meal is £250
  3. I went bob-sleighing yesterday... Killed 250 Bobs.
  4. After years of saving, I finally have a comma in my bank account! $ -1,250
  5. What do you call 250 dead politicians? A good start.
  6. I drove to Vegas in a $25,000 Chevy and came home in a $250,000 vehicle A greyhound bus.
  7. My GF lost 250 pounds. She dumped me.
  8. Bought some 250 million year old Himalayan salt But it expires in August.
  9. Hillary will give her concession speech... Since somebody paid her $250,000 speaking fee.
  10. I went bobsleighing the other day I killed 250 bobs.
  11. Chemistry teacher: What is Nitrate? Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!
  12. 250 dogs escaped from the SPCA Police are following a number of leads.
  13. I was going to sign up for a 401k but what's that... 250 miles?
  14. Only Two Things Can Change A Women's Mood 1.I Love You.
    2.50% Discount
  15. What are the pie rates of the caribbean? 2$ in the bahama's and $2.50 in Jamaica

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about 250 can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of 250 puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Comedy 250 Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What funny jokes about 250 you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean tip jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make 250 prank.

A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads...

A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
h**...: $10.00
He checks his wallet and beckons to the s**... bartender.
"Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" he asks.
"Yes," she purrs. "I am."
"Well, wash your hands," says the man. "I want a chicken sandwich!"

Sophie asks a taxi driver:

"How much does it cost to take me to the airport?"
\- 250 bucks
"What if we take my husband too?"
\- Same 250 bucks.
Sophie turns to her Husband:
"Haven't I told you, you are actually worthless."

A man's car gets haunted by a ghost

So he decided to go to a priest to get it removed.
The priest performs the exorcism, and it works! He successfully removes the ghost from the car. He says to the man "That'll be $250." The man refuses to pay, and so a couple weeks later his car gets repossessed.

A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads:

Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
h**...: $10.00
He checks his wallet and beckons to the s**... bartender.
"Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" he asks.
"Yes," she purrs. "I am."
"Well, wash your f**...' hands," says the man. "I want a cheese sandwich!"

The First Night of the Honeymoon

The groom and bride had finally reached their honeymoon suite and both were eager to consummate the marriage as quickly as possible. The groom was a huge man, over 6'6" tall and 250 solid pounds of muscle. The bride a beautiful and diminutive woman.
The groom looked at his beautiful bride, took off his pants and threw them at her feet. "Put those on." He ordered.
She gave him a bewildered expression, but attempted to do as he asked. "They're too big, they won't stay on." She exclaimed.
"That's right, just remember who wears the pants in this family."
She gave him a narrow look and removed her pants and threw them at his feet. "Put those on." She ordered.
The groom could not even get his big toe into his wife's pants. "I.. I can't get into them." He stated struggling.
She declared back: "That's right and until your attitude changes that's the way it's going to be."

A guy walks into a bar and sits down. There is a small menu on the bar, so he picks it up and reads:

"Cheese sandwich: $2.50
h**...: $5"
A gorgeous woman is the bartender, and she comes over to get the guys order. He asks her "are you the one who gives the h**...?" The leggy blonde flips back her curly hair and silkily says with a wink and seductive smile "why yes, I am."
"Well wash your hands. I want a cheese sandwich."

Sick chihuahua

A man takes his sick Chihuahua to the veterinarian. They're immediately taken back to a room.
Soon, a Labrador walks in, sniffs the Chihuahua for 10 minutes and leaves. Then a cat comes in, stares at the Chihuahua for 10 minutes and leaves. Finally, the doctor
comes in, prescribes some medicine and hands the man a $250 bill.
This must be a mistake, the man says. I've been here only 20 minutes!
No mistake, the doctor says. It's $100 for the lab test, $100 for the cat scan and $50 for the medicine.

A Man Finds a Magic Lamp While Walking Down the Beach

He rubs the lamp and out pops a genie! The Genie says "I'll grant you three wishes BUT!!!! There is a catch. Whatever you wish for every lawyer in the world will receive double."
After thinking long and hard and about his decision the man finally answers. "I'd like a A 1963 Ferrari 250 GTO."
"Done" says the genii and snaps his fingers. The man instantly feels the weight of the keys in his pocket.
"I'd like $500,000 tax free" says the man.
"Done" Says the Genii. And the man reaches into his other pocket to find a Powerball ticket.
Finally the man takes a deep breath and wishes his third and final wish.
"I wish to donate a kidney."

I was on a trip to Dubai, and in my stay, I met a rich man

Over time, we actually became friends, and he told me about this shoes company he owns.
He said:
Each pair of shoes we manufacture costs us about 2$, and we manage to sell them for 250$
What?! this is insane, why is it so expensive, ? I asked
Well I actually tried to make them cheaper for 25$ each

Then what happend?
People stopped buying them

Guy walks into a bar...

There's a sign that says: Cheeseburgers - $1.50, Chicken Sandwich - $2.50, h**... - $10.00. He walks up to a very attractive barmaid and ask "Hey, are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" "Yes," she purred, "I am." He looked her straight in the eye and said "Well, go wash your hands, because I want a cheeseburger."

So a blind man walks into a bar..

A blind man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Hey, do you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bartender replies "Look buddy, im blonde, and I am 200 pounds of pure muscle. The guy next to you is blond too, and he is 250 pounds, and the guy on the other side is also blonde, he is 300 pounds of bulk, are you still sure you want to tell that joke?"
The blind man replies "Never mind, I dont wanna have to repeat it 5 times."

250 lbs here on Earth is 94.5 lbs on Mercury

No, I'm not fat. I'm just not on the right planet.

So this Jewish kid goes to his dad for $20

And he says "hey dad I need a 20 to go the store."
His dad says "15 dollars?! What do you need 10 dollars for? I got a five so here's 2.50"

First time in Vegas

I stayed for one night. Checked out in the morning, the bill was $250, and they had added resort fees, and I asked what the heck is that for?! She said the hotel had a pool and internet here and available for use. I said I didnt even use them! She said Well they were here and available and you could've used them.
So I just wrote out a check, but made it out for $50 and handed it to her. She said: Sir this check is for only $50.
I said That's right! I charged you $200 for sleeping with me.
But I didn't! she said.
I said: Well I was here and available, and you could have!

It's $2.50 for a pie in Jamaica, and $2.00 for a pie in the Bahamas....

The pie rates of the Caribbean.

I bought the 250 million year old pink Himalayan salt

Behind the package, on the label, it says that it expires in December 2022

A man walks into a burger joint

He sees a really pretty blonde lady working behind the counter. He looks at the menu, which reads
-Hamburger: $2.00
-Cheeseburger: $2.50
-h**...:$25.00
He thinks for a second, then asks the woman "Are you the one that gives h**...?"
She smiles and replies "I am."
"Great. Wash your hands. I want a burger."

An apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica.

The same apple pie costs $3.00 in the Dominican Republic.
These are the pie rates of the Carribean.

A woman brought her husband to a doctor to try to cure his snoring problem.

Dr.: "it is possible to treat, but it will cost you a lot of money."
Woman: "that's fine, how much will it cost?"
Dr.: "$20,000 down payment, and $250 in monthly intervals for a year."
Woman: "woah, its almost like im buying a sports car!!"
Dr.: "hmm... too obvious, huh?"

A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3 in the Bahamas

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean

Tampons on sale

A woman goes into the drug store and notices a large stack of tampons in the corner with a sign above saying: "Special Offer, Five Boxes for $2.50"
She says to the assistant. What's the catch"?
The assistant replies "It's a genuine offer, five boxes for $2.50, no strings attached.

Why are programmers so good at poetry?

Well, all words rhyme in binary.

I went to the cinema, and the prices were: Adults $5.00, children $2.50.

So I
said, "Give me two boys and a girl."

I saw a 250 lb girl wearing a Lil Wayne t-shirt and thought,

"That's just a Wayne t-shirt."

An Army Captain is assigned to a remote desert post in Iraq

During inspection, he notices a camel t**... outside the barracks. He asks the soldier, "why is that camel there?"
The soldier says: "There are 250 men here and no women. Sometimes men get urges."
A month later the Captian has urges himself. He puts the ladder behind the camel, drops his trousers and has s**... with the camel. He asks the soldier: "Is that how the men do it?"
"No sir, they usually ride it to the brothel!"

A guy walks into a store

He sees three brains on display.
One is a Libertarian Brain, priced at $250.
The second is a Republican Brain, priced at $275.
The third is a Democrat Brain, priced at $5,000,000.
The Guy asks the sales clerk, Man, why does the Democrat brain cost so much more than the other two? Clerk replies, Well, sir, that brain has never been used.

How do you tell the difference between yogurt and Australia?

If you leave yogurt in the sun for 250 years, it'll develop culture.

Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why?

Inflation.

An applicant is being interviewed for an engineering position

Interviewer: Your resume says that you can solve math problems quickly.
Applicant: Yes
Interviewer: Okay, what is 35 x 8?
Applicant: 250!
Interviewer: That's way off.
Applicant: Well, it is, but as my resume said, I'm a quick solver.

Case of water - $3.99

Case of Apples - $20.99
Case of Oranges - $25.99
Bag of chips - $2.50
Cigarettes - $8.99
Box of candles - $4.50
Frozen pizzas - $6.50
Asking for a quote of these items - Price List

Russian media reports: 250 people protested today in Moscow

... out of which 1700 were arrested.

The cost of pie

A slice of pie in Jamaica is 2.50
But in the Bahamas it's 3.00
The pie rates of the Carribean

The Apple iPod says that 1 gig is enough for 250 songs.

But if I played 250 songs at a gig, the crowd would leave.

A college lecturer asks his students who is poorer...

A man with $1000 but is $750 in debt, or a man with $250. The hall is silent for a moment, then a student stands up and answers
"Me."

While on vacation the desk clerk at the London hotel told me I'd only get the key to my room if I presented him with 250 pounds...

... so I introduced him to my wife.

A man goes to see a lawyer...

And asks "Hire much do you charge?"
The lawyer replies "$250 for three questions."
The man says, "Gosh! Isn't that expensive?"
The lawyer replies "Yes it is. Now, what's your third question?"

I just saw Star Wars Solo, a 250 million dollars movie, and thought:

Wow, it's so expensive to bore me.

During WW1 Switzerland had 250 000 soldiers

The German Kaiser asked the Swiss ambassador in Berlin: "What would Switzerland do if I invaded with 500 000 soldiers?"
The ambassador replied: "Shoot twice and go home."

Liposuction surgeons hate her! Learn how this woman lost 250 pounds in just one day with ONE easy trick!

She became widowed

what's the difference between a slice of bread and the USA?

after almost 250 years the bread will have developed culture

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys

Basketball Coach.
What do you call a white guy with 10 black guys, football coach
What do you call a white guy with 250 black guys?
Warden

This old lady was in front of me at the store.

Cashier rang her out and it totalled $250. Her card kept declining. I felt so bad for her.
After I cherry picked her basket I helped her put it all back.

It's so expensive

"How much do the potatoes cost?"
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"2.50."
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"And the bag?"
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"The bag is free."
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"Ok, give me the bag."

What is the difference between a computer and a jet airliner

About 250 lives, depending on which one crashed.

Why did Netflix lose 250 dollars?

Because all of Mo'Niques fans cancelled their subscription.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.
(heard this on pka 250 from w**..., thought it was funny so I shared it here)

In Cuba, you can get a slice of pie for $2.50. In the Bahamas, you can get one for $3.00.

I guess you could say those were the pie-rates of the Caribbean.

A slice of coconut cream pie is $2.50 in Barbados. It is $2.75 in Trinidad & Tobago. $3.25 on St. Thomas

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

250 million s**...?

And you where the fastest one???

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