24th Jokes

Why is the 24th State so depressed?

It's a constant state of Missouri

If 24th December is Christmas Eve, 23rd December should be Christmas Adam.

Because men always come first.

Grandma made a bet with John that if he didn't eat 25 dumplings, he would clean the apartment

John eats the 24th dumpling, but the 25th is not in the plate ... That's all you need to know about drafting contracts.

Girlfriend to boyfriend

GF - I'm sorry babe but i've cheated on you.

BF - I'm sorry aswell, I have also cheated on you.

GF - April fools day!

BF - Mine was on 24th March

A Blonde woman had a christmas fantasy

She had a dream of doing santa claus, and so in the 24th she got all dressed up with lingerie, and put some perfume as well, by the time Santa was there, she asked if he wanted something "special", he replied "thank you, but I must deliever other presents".Not convinced, she took off her panties and repeated the question, he declined. Then she decided to take off her full clothing and grabbing santa claus. She repeated the question, santa claus though for a while and said:

"Well, now if we don't do it, I won't be able to fit the chimney"

Her: "Honey, I want to be with you 24/7"

Him: "Ok, see you on the 24th of July"

Last night I got so drunk I did something I have never done before...

Last night, at my friend's 24th birthday party I decided to loosen up, and after around 7 or 8 rounds of cocktails and 4 cases of beer, I decided I was too drunk to drive home by myself.


I decided to take a taxi home and thank God I did because there was a police stop. Since I was in a cab they just waved me right through. So after I got home I went straight to bed, I woke up the next morning, looked in my garage, and I have no idea how it got there, but I now own a taxi.

Something really important must've happened on July 24th, 365 AD.

All of the supermarkets near me say "24/7/365".

So I'm dating this European girl. I told her I wanna be with her 24/7.

She said: "ok, see you the 24th of July"

Nerds Unite Comedy Show @ Nampa Karcher Mall Sat, Jan 24th 2:00pm

When do you celebrate a birthday on the 24th of July?

24/7

Hey Adam, "Is today the 24th or the 25th?"

It's Christmas, Eve.

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