24th Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 24th jokes. There are some 24th alphabet jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 24th drunk puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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I tell my friends I'm there for them 24/7.

It sounds better than saying I'm there for them on the 24th of July.

Why is the 24th State so depressed?

It's a constant state of Missouri

If 24th December is Christmas Eve, 23rd December should be Christmas Adam.

Because men always come first.

Grandma made a bet with John that if he didn't eat 25 dumplings, he would clean the apartment

John eats the 24th dumpling, but the 25th is not in the plate ... That's all you need to know about drafting contracts.

Girlfriend to boyfriend

GF - I'm sorry babe but i've cheated on you.

BF - I'm sorry aswell, I have also cheated on you.

GF - April fools day!

BF - Mine was on 24th March

I was on a date with a woman.

"When's your birthday?" I asked.

'13th of March."

"When's your mother's birthday?" I asked.

"24th of December."

"When's your father's birthday?" I asked.

"1st of October."

"Excellent," I replied. "So, when do you have sex with someone for the first time?"

"Usually after four dates," she said.

"Ok, when's Valentine's Day?" I asked.

"Um...14th of February."

I said, "Perfect. Back to your place or mine?"

Her: "Honey, I want to be with you 24/7"

Him: "Ok, see you on the 24th of July"

24th joke, Her: "Honey, I want to be with you 24/7"

Something really important must've happened on July 24th, 365 AD.

All of the supermarkets near me say "24/7/365".

So I'm dating this European girl. I told her I wanna be with her 24/7.

She said: "ok, see you the 24th of July"

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Hey Adam, "Is today the 24th or the 25th?"

It's Christmas, Eve.

You can explore 24th 2nd reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean 24th party dad jokes. There are also 24th puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

When do you celebrate a birthday on the 24th of July?


No Man's Sky is releasing on Xbox One July 24th.

Mrs. Claus gave birth on the 24th of December

I guess you could say Santa came early this year.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 24th show puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 24th fifteenth piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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