24th Jokes

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These are our top 24th puns. Have fun with a good 24th joke in English with simple 24th humour.

  1. I tell my friends I'm there for them 24/7. It sounds better than saying I'm there for them on the 24th of July.
  2. If 24th December is Christmas Eve, 23rd December should be Christmas Adam. Because men always come first.
  3. Girlfriend to boyfriend GF - I'm sorry babe but i've cheated on you.
    BF - I'm sorry aswell, I have also cheated on you.
    GF - April fools day!
    BF - Mine was on 24th March
  4. Something really important must've happened on July 24th, 365 AD. All of the supermarkets near me say "24/7/365".
  5. So I'm dating this European girl. I told her I wanna be with her 24/7. She said: "ok, see you the 24th of July"
  6. Mrs. Claus gave birth on the 24th of December I guess you could say Santa came early this year.
24th joke, Mrs. Claus gave birth on the 24th of December

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these 24th jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of 24th puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

24th One Liners

Which 24th dad jokes are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 24th?

  1. Why is the 24th State so depressed? It's a constant state of Missouri
  2. Her: "Honey, I want to be with you 24/7" Him: "Ok, see you on the 24th of July"
  3. Nerds Unite Comedy Show @ Nampa Karcher Mall Sat, Jan 24th 2:00pm
  4. Hey Adam, "Is today the 24th or the 25th?" It's Christmas, Eve.
  5. When do you celebrate a birthday on the 24th of July? 24/7
  6. No Man's Sky is releasing on Xbox One July 24th.
  7. If 2X = 10, what is X? The 24th letter of the alphabet.

24th joke, If 2X = 10, what is X?

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Grandma made a bet with John that if he didn't eat 25 dumplings, he would clean the apartment

John eats the 24th dumpling, but the 25th is not in the plate ... That's all you need to know about drafting contracts.

I was on a date with a woman.

"When's your birthday?" I asked.
'13th of March."
"When's your mother's birthday?" I asked.
"24th of December."
"When's your father's birthday?" I asked.
"1st of October."
"Excellent," I replied. "So, when do you have s**... with someone for the first time?"
"Usually after four dates," she said.
"Ok, when's Valentine's Day?" I asked.
"Um...14th of February."
I said, "Perfect. Back to your place or mine?"

24th joke, When do you celebrate a birthday on the 24th of July?

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The impact of these 24th jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.