24hour Jokes

Following is our collection of format humor and episode one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include 24hour puns for adults, dirty humans jokes or clean uncle gags for kids.

There is an abundance of move jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 5 funniest jokes on 24hour. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any daylight witze you can hear about 24hour.

The Best jokes about 24hour

God is talking to one of his angels and says

Do you know what I have just done? I have just created a 24-hour period of alternating light and darkness on Earth. Isn't that good?

The angel says, Yes, but what will you do now?

God says, I think I'll call it a day.

I've found a great 24-hour Indian restaurant

It's my favorite nonstop naan-stop

I'm switching all of my clocks to a 24-hour format...

...making it much easier to wait til 5 o'clock to start drinking

Grocery store

I went down the street to a 24-hour grocery store. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey! The sign says you're open 24 hours." He Said, "Yes, but not in a row!"

Today I heard 24-hour Fitness filed for bankruptcy.

I guess they ran out of time.


Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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