The Best 6 24hour Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 24hour jokes. There are some 24hour episode jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 24hour uncle puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest 24hour Jokes and Puns

God is talking to one of his angels and says

Do you know what I have just done? I have just created a 24-hour period of alternating light and darkness on Earth. Isn't that good?

The angel says, Yes, but what will you do now?

God says, I think I'll call it a day.

I've found a great 24-hour Indian restaurant

It's my favorite nonstop naan-stop

I'm switching all of my clocks to a 24-hour format...

...making it much easier to wait til 5 o'clock to start drinking

Grocery store

I went down the street to a 24-hour grocery store. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey! The sign says you're open 24 hours." He Said, "Yes, but not in a row!"

Today I heard 24-hour Fitness filed for bankruptcy.

I guess they ran out of time.


The reason I smell bad on daylight saving time...

It was the 23rd-hour of my 24-hour deodorant protection.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 24hour move jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 24hour daylight piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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