24hour Jokes

5 24hour jokes and hilarious 24hour puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 24hour that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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What is a good 24hour joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

God is talking to one of his angels and says

Do you know what I have just done? I have just created a 24-hour period of alternating light and darkness on Earth. Isn't that good?
The angel says, Yes, but what will you do now?
God says, I think I'll call it a day.

I've found a great 24-hour Indian restaurant

It's my favorite nonstop naan-stop

I'm switching all of my clocks to a 24-hour format...

...making it much easier to wait til 5 o'clock to start drinking

Grocery store

I went down the street to a 24-hour grocery store. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey! The sign says you're open 24 hours." He Said, "Yes, but not in a row!"

Today I heard 24-hour Fitness filed for bankruptcy.

I guess they ran out of time.

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