230 Jokes

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Why is it so hard to have a guys night out

Why it is hard to have a guys night out when you are in a relationship.Last Friday night I was invited with the boys for some fun. I told my wife I would be home by midnight,….I swear !!! Well the hours passed and the beers and shots went down to easily…around 2:30 am and a wee bit drunkin, I took a taxi home.
just as I got in the door…the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times…Quickly, realising my wife would probably wake up , I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with her (even when totally hammered…3 cucckoos plus 9 = midnight !!!

Well the next morning my wife was in a good mood and she asked what time I got in….I said twelve Midnight….she didn't seem mad at all ( I was thinking I got away with one)….

then she said we need a new cuckoo clock…I then asked her why…and she said….well, last night our cuckoo clock cuckooed 3 times, then said oh $hit….cuckooed 4 times, cleared it's throat and cuckooed 3 more times…laughed and cuckooed twice more and the tripped over the coffee table and farted

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What time do you go see the dentist?

2:30

tooth hurty

ah go fuck yourself

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"2:30"

Guy's driving through mexico, stops at a roadside gas station. On his way in he asks the time from an old man sitting against the exterior wall of the store, next to a donkey. The old man reaches for the donkeys balls, hoists them up in his cupped hand, and exclaims in a thick accent, "Hmm... Two-thirty." The man is taken aback. "How in the living hell can you tell the time just by grabbing that donkeys balls?!?" The old man reaches once more for the animals balls, hoists them up, points beneath them and says, "You see that clock over there?"

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What time should you book dental appointments for?

2:30



















































































(Tooth hurty!)

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Cinderella

Cinderella is getting ready for the ball and the fairy godmother warns Cinderella "if you stay out past midnight, your pussy will turn into a pumpkin!"
2:30 rolls around and Cinderella comes in. The fairy godmother asks her "so, what did the prince think when your pussy turned into a pumpkin??"
And Cinderella responds: "I didn't go with the prince........ I went with Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater!"

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Dentist gets a visit by his patient

*Patient walks into the room and approaches dentist*

Dentist: looks like I need you to...
Patient: I know, I need to floss more right?
Dentist: No I need you to get the fuck out of my house, it's 2:30 am
*patient mumbles through ski mask* but doc, it tooth fucking hurty am

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What is a dentist's favorite time of the day?

2:30

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When is the best time of day to visit the dentist?

2:30

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When is the best time to see a dentist?

2:30

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My dental appointment is at 2:30.

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Eminem reveals how he lost weight after being 230 pounds

he ran 8 mile every day

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2-30...

Emergency number for Chinese Dentist

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What is the best day for your annual dentist appointment ?

2/30

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What times the dentist

Tooth hurty (2:30)

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If I had 50 cents for every math test I've failed I'd have $2.30.

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What is a dentist favorite time?

2:30 (tooth hurty)

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I scheduled an appointment with the dentist

Today, 2:30

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My grandad just got a new hearing aid and was telling me about it.

He said, "It's top of the line, really expensive."

I asked, "What type is it?"

He said, "2:30."

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What do you get at 2:30 in the morning near the old train tracks in Detroit?

Shot.

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What time do dentists fly airplanes?

Tooth Hurty (2:30)

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What did the asian man say to the dentist?

2:30

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When should you go to the dentist?

2:30

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What's a dentist's favorite time?

2:30

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