21st Jokes

Funniest 21st Short Jokes

Short 21st jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 21st humour may include short birthday jokes also.

1. Listen…did you know falcons only live 12-15 yrs? That means every falcon alive right now was born in the 21st century which makes them… Millennium Falcons
2. I'm unhappy with prime day amazon Prime day is on the 21st. I personally would not partake of Prime day unless it were on the 2nd, 3rd, 5th, 7th, 11th, 13th, 17th, 19th, 23rd, 29th, or 31st
3. What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor? 21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH *thump*
   1st floor goes: *thump* AHHHHHHHHHH
4. There were plans to change the design of the 21st letter of the alphabet but Ed Sheeran stopped them He's in love with the shape of u
5. Last week we had an earthquake, a hurricane, and a LITERAL serpentine fire so, on this auspicious day, I'd just like to say: OK, Earth Wind & Fire...
   WE REMEMBER THE 21ST NIGHT OF SEPTEMBER!!!
6. The most difficult, complex, confusing, controversial, enraging, emotional, and thought provoking question of the 21st century.... Are you male or female?
7. Keep CRT out of our schools! It's the 21st Century, people. LCD monitors are higher resolution and much more energy efficient!
8. Can I fax something to you? 'Could you fax over a copy?'
   'No, I can't fax because of where I live'
   'Where do you live?'
   'The 21st century'
9. Why is Phineas and Ferb unrealistic? Because it shows kids having enough friends in the 21st century.
10. What do 21st Century Americans and Jane Austen have in common? Cause of death: Consumption.

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21st One Liners

Which 21st one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 21st? I can suggest the ones about tenth and 21st century.

1. Boris Johnson said everything would be back to normal on 21st June Julyed
2. Michael Phelps won his 21st olympic gold medal. You could say he's swimming in them!
3. The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.
4. Who's a modern pirate for the 21st century? Neckbeard!
5. How do you package a 21st century classical jazz singer? Buble wrap
   Sorry 😜
6. Ever wonder why World Down syndrome day falls on March 21st Because it's 321
7. What do pirates of the 21st century wear? An iPadth.
8. The best way to remember your 21st birthday, is not at all. Have fun blacking out.
9. Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st? Because Santa came early this year.
10. TIFU by forgetting that today is Fathers day But it's actually on the 21st...soooo
11. Yo mama so poor [21st Century Update] she still has her daddy g**...

21st Century Jokes

Here is a list of funny 21st century jokes and even better 21st century puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• It's 2017, and President Hillary has ordered the minting of new coinage to celebrate female empowerment in the 21st Century. What is the new coin called? A Shilling, of course.
• My friend: I saw a ghost laughing last night at the end of the bed Me: Come on, grow up! It's the 21st century..no one's laughing any more
• Recently I visited my daughter. When I asked her newspaper, she said: Dad, this is the 21st century, take my IPad. What can I say ... this fly did not know what killed her.
• A friendly reminder to Republicans... ...to set your clocks 60 years ahead and join the rest of us in the 21st century.
• Isn't it great to live in the 21st century? Where saluting the moths of the year become more important than to salute your friends...
• Isn't it great to live in the 21st century? Where deleting history has become more important than making it.
• If Jesus was hangin out at the WTC in the 21st century.. Would he have been killed by Pontius Pilot?

21st Birthday Jokes

Here is a list of funny 21st birthday jokes and even better 21st birthday puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Is it just me or does everyone seem to get the same thing for their 21st birthday? Hungover
• What spell did the Mexican Hogwarts student use at the bar on his 21st birthday? Expecto Patronum.
• I know someone who celebrated his 21st birthday today. I told him it was a sobering moment.

Hilarious 21st Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about 21st you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sixth jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 21st pranks.