The Best 46 21st Jokes
Following is our collection of funny 21st jokes. There are some 21st sixteenth jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 21st tenth puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest 21st Jokes and Puns
Can I fax something to you?
'Could you fax over a copy?'
'No, I can't fax because of where I live'
'Where do you live?'
'The 21st century'
What spell did the Mexican Hogwarts student use at the bar on his 21st birthday?
Expecto Patronum.
Anniversary gift
The wife asks her husband: "What are you gonna get me for our 20th anniversary, dear?"
"A grave in the cemetery". They had a huge fight. Fast forward to next year.
"What're you gonna get me for our 21st anniversary, honey?"
The man, annoyed, replies: "Nothing! You haven't used what I got you last year yet!"
21st Century
I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.
"This is the 21st century, old man," he said. "We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my iPad."
I can tell you, that friggin' fly never knew what hit it ...
What do pirates of the 21st century wear?
An iPadth.
At the end of my 21st birthday meal, I mentioned to my dad that the waiter had been really friendly and accommodating.
So he hands him a 100 euro note and goes, "As the leper said to the prostitute, 'You can keep the tip!'"
How do you package a 21st century classical jazz singer?
Buble wrap
Sorry 😜
What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor?
21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH *thump*
1st floor goes: *thump* AHHHHHHHHHH
A friendly reminder to Republicans...
...to set your clocks 60 years ahead and join the rest of us in the 21st century.
It's 2017, and President Hillary has ordered the minting of new coinage to celebrate female empowerment in the 21st Century. What is the new coin called?
A Shilling, of course.
What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?
No, seriously, I want to know.
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Michael Phelps won his 21st olympic gold medal.
You could say he's swimming in them!
Who's a modern pirate for the 21st century?
Neckbeard!
I was visiting my daughter last night and asked if I could borrow the newspaper...
"This is the 21st Century". She said
"We don't waste money on newspapers, here use this iPad."
All I can tell you is this.
That fly never knew what hit him.
And on the 21st of December the Lord said...
"Red solo cup,
I lift you up,
LETS HAVE A PARTY"
Recently I visited my daughter. When I asked her newspaper, she said:
Dad, this is the 21st century, take my IPad. What can I say ... this fly did not know what killed her.
Ever wonder why World Down syndrome day falls on March 21st
Because it's 321
Sunny day with my gf.
I ask honey if I could borrow a newspaper.
"This is the 21st century," she said. We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, use my iPad."
She is right, I kill the son of b* in one shot.
I can tell you this. That fly never knew what hit him.
USA police.
Police in most states in US were seen shooting at the sun for few minutes on 21st Aug 2017.
Is it just me or does everyone seem to get the same thing for their 21st birthday?
Hungover
The most difficult, complex, confusing, controversial, enraging, emotional, and thought provoking question of the 21st century....
Are you male or female?
I asked my dad to borrow a newspaper. "We don't waste paper in the 21st century, here use my iPad" he said
I can tell you this, that fly never knew what hit him...
A young man is picking the petals of the flower...
19th century:
"She loves me, she loves me not..."
20th century:
"She'll sleep with me, she won't..."
21st century:
"I'm a man, I'm a woman..."
Is it a coincidence that the 18th amendment of the US Constitution outlawed alcohol while the 21st made it legal again?
Politically correct 21st century equality the game.
White, heterosexual, cisgender people not included in this product.
There were plans to change the design of the 21st letter of the alphabet but Ed Sheeran stopped them
He's in love with the shape of u
What do 21st Century Americans and Jane Austen have in common?
Cause of death: Consumption.
You should cut people born between June 21st and July 22nd out of your life...
They're Cancer.
can you fax over a copy?
P2: "No, sorry i cant cause of where i live"
P1: "Well, where do you live?"
P2: "The 21st Century"
Why don't gay people parade around after September 21st?
Because PRIDE comes BEFORE the FALL!
My friend: I saw a ghost laughing last night at the end of the bed
Me: Come on, grow up! It's the 21st century..no one's laughing any more
Why is Phineas and Ferb unrealistic?
Because it shows kids having enough friends in the 21st century.
What's the difference between pirates in the 17th century and pirates in the 21st century?
The pirates back then got booty
Last week we had an earthquake, a hurricane, and a LITERAL serpentine fire so, on this auspicious day, I'd just like to say:
OK, Earth Wind & Fire...
WE REMEMBER THE 21ST NIGHT OF SEPTEMBER!!!
Wild falcons live to be about 13, so all the falcons in the wild today were born in the 21st century.
They're millennial falcons.
The difference between a 21 year-old American and European
An American on their 21st birthday: Wow! I can finally drink!
A European on their 21st birthday: Wo-w-wow! I really ought to cut back on my drinking!
I'm unhappy with prime day
Amazon Prime day is on the 21st. I personally would not partake of Prime day unless it were on the 2nd, 3rd, 5th, 7th, 11th, 13th, 17th, 19th, 23rd, 29th, or 31st
Boris Johnson said everything would be back to normal on 21st June
Julyed
Keep CRT out of our schools!
It's the 21st Century, people. LCD monitors are higher resolution and much more energy efficient!
An old man and his grand daughter were sitting together in a room
The grandfather says to his grand daughter;
' Susie, get me a newspaper, will ya'
The grand daughter says;
' Oh grandpa you are such a boring boomer, it's the 21st century we normal human beings use phones now'. 'Here take my phone', she hands over her phone to the old man.
The grandfather then takes her phone and throws it at the spider sitting on the wall
Caught in the web.
I was visiting my son the other night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.
Dad, this is the 21st century, he said. I don't waste my money on newspapers. But if you like, you can borrow my iPad.
I can tell you this: That spider never knew what hit him
I'm no racist, except when it comes to people who like the 21st letter of the alphabet
U-people make me sick
As I got out on the 21st floor, the elevator operator said, "Have a good day, son."
"Son? You're not my dad!" I replied.
"No, but I brought you up, didn't I."
What's the difference between a 19th Century shipwright and a 21st Century fan fic writer?
One tries to fit as many cannons as they can onto a ship. The other tries to fit as many ships as they can into canon.
Most falcons live to be 12 - 15 years old. That means falcons born in the 21st century are…
Millennial falcons.
Listen…did you know falcons only live 12-15 yrs? That means every falcon alive right now was born in the 21st century which makes them…
Millennium Falcons
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