21st Jokes

63 21st jokes and hilarious 21st puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 21st that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Need a good laugh? Check out these 21st century jokes to take your mind off any worries and get you ready to celebrate your 21st birthday! From 8th grade humor to more witty jokes, find the perfect comedy fit for your special day.

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Funniest 21st Short Jokes

Short 21st jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 21st humour may include short birthday jokes also.

  1. Listen…did you know falcons only live 12-15 yrs? That means every falcon alive right now was born in the 21st century which makes them… Millennium Falcons
  2. I'm unhappy with prime day amazon Prime day is on the 21st. I personally would not partake of Prime day unless it were on the 2nd, 3rd, 5th, 7th, 11th, 13th, 17th, 19th, 23rd, 29th, or 31st
  3. I'm no racist, except when it comes to people who like the 21st letter of the alphabet U-people make me sick
  4. What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor? 21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH *thump*
    1st floor goes: *thump* AHHHHHHHHHH
  5. There were plans to change the design of the 21st letter of the alphabet but Ed Sheeran stopped them He's in love with the shape of u
  6. I asked my dad to borrow a newspaper. "We don't waste paper in the 21st century, here use my iPad" he said I can tell you this, that fly never knew what hit him...
  7. As I got out on the 21st floor, the elevator operator said, "Have a good day, son." "Son? You're not my dad!" I replied.
    "No, but I brought you up, didn't I."
  8. You should cut people born between June 21st and July 22nd out of your life... They're Cancer.
  9. Most falcons live to be 12 - 15 years old. That means falcons born in the 21st century are… Millennial falcons.
  10. Wild falcons live to be about 13, so all the falcons in the wild today were born in the 21st century. They're millennial falcons.

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21st One Liners

Which 21st one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 21st? I can suggest the ones about tenth and 21st century.

  1. Boris Johnson said everything would be back to normal on 21st June Julyed
  2. Michael Phelps won his 21st olympic gold medal. You could say he's swimming in them!
  3. The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.
  4. Who's a modern pirate for the 21st century? Neckbeard!
  5. How do you package a 21st century classical jazz singer? Buble wrap
    Sorry 😜
  6. Ever wonder why World Down syndrome day falls on March 21st Because it's 321
  7. What do pirates of the 21st century wear? An iPadth.
  8. The best way to remember your 21st birthday, is not at all. Have fun blacking out.
  9. The 21st century is now 18 It's f*cked
  10. Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st? Because Santa came early this year.
  11. TIFU by forgetting that today is Fathers day But it's actually on the 21st...soooo
  12. Yo mama so poor [21st Century Update] she still has her daddy g**...

21st Century Jokes

Here is a list of funny 21st century jokes and even better 21st century puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • The most difficult, complex, confusing, controversial, enraging, emotional, and thought provoking question of the 21st century.... Are you male or female?
  • Keep CRT out of our schools! It's the 21st Century, people. LCD monitors are higher resolution and much more energy efficient!
  • Can I fax something to you? 'Could you fax over a copy?'
    'No, I can't fax because of where I live'
    'Where do you live?'
    'The 21st century'
  • Why is Phineas and Ferb unrealistic? Because it shows kids having enough friends in the 21st century.
  • What do 21st Century Americans and Jane Austen have in common? Cause of death: Consumption.
  • It's 2017, and President Hillary has ordered the minting of new coinage to celebrate female empowerment in the 21st Century. What is the new coin called? A Shilling, of course.
  • Politically correct 21st century equality the game. White, heterosexual, cisgender people not included in this product.
  • My friend: I saw a ghost laughing last night at the end of the bed Me: Come on, grow up! It's the 21st one's laughing any more
  • can you fax over a copy? P2: "No, sorry i cant cause of where i live"
    P1: "Well, where do you live?"
    P2: "The 21st Century"
  • Recently I visited my daughter. When I asked her newspaper, she said: Dad, this is the 21st century, take my IPad. What can I say ... this fly did not know what killed her.

21st Birthday Jokes

Here is a list of funny 21st birthday jokes and even better 21st birthday puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Is it just me or does everyone seem to get the same thing for their 21st birthday? Hungover
  • What spell did the Mexican Hogwarts student use at the bar on his 21st birthday? Expecto Patronum.
  • I know someone who celebrated his 21st birthday today. I told him it was a sobering moment.
21st joke, I know someone who celebrated his 21st birthday today.

21st joke, I know someone who celebrated his 21st birthday today.

Hilarious 21st Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about 21st you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sixth jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 21st pranks.

Anniversary gift

The wife asks her husband: "What are you gonna get me for our 20th anniversary, dear?"
"A grave in the cemetery". They had a huge fight. Fast forward to next year.
"What're you gonna get me for our 21st anniversary, honey?"
The man, annoyed, replies: "Nothing! You haven't used what I got you last year yet!"

21st Century

I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.
"This is the 21st century, old man," he said. "We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my iPad."
I can tell you, that friggin' fly never knew what hit it ...

At the end of my 21st birthday meal, I mentioned to my dad that the waiter had been really friendly and accommodating.

So he hands him a 100 euro note and goes, "As the l**... said to the p**..., 'You can keep the tip!'"

What's the difference between a 19th century s**... and a 21st century unpaid intern?

No, seriously, I want to know.

I was visiting my daughter last night and asked if I could borrow the newspaper...

"This is the 21st Century". She said
"We don't waste money on newspapers, here use this iPad."
All I can tell you is this.
That fly never knew what hit him.

And on the 21st of December the Lord said...

"Red solo cup,
I lift you up,

Sunny day with my gf.

I ask honey if I could borrow a newspaper.
"This is the 21st century," she said. We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, use my iPad."
She is right, I kill the son of b* in one shot.
I can tell you this. That fly never knew what hit him.

USA police.

Police in most states in US were seen shooting at the sun for few minutes on 21st Aug 2017.

A young man is picking the petals of the flower...

19th century:
"She loves me, she loves me not..."
20th century:
"She'll sleep with me, she won't..."
21st century:
"I'm a man, I'm a woman..."

What's the difference between pirates in the 17th century and pirates in the 21st century?

The pirates back then got b**...

Last week we had an earthquake, a hurricane, and a LITERAL serpentine fire so, on this auspicious day, I'd just like to say:

OK, Earth Wind & Fire...

The difference between a 21 year-old American and European

An American on their 21st birthday: Wow! I can finally drink!
A European on their 21st birthday: Wo-w-wow! I really ought to cut back on my drinking!

An old man and his grand daughter were sitting together in a room

The grandfather says to his grand daughter;
' Susie, get me a newspaper, will ya'
The grand daughter says;
' Oh grandpa you are such a boring boomer, it's the 21st century we normal human beings use phones now'. 'Here take my phone', she hands over her phone to the old man.
The grandfather then takes her phone and throws it at the spider sitting on the wall

Caught in the web.

I was visiting my son the other night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.
Dad, this is the 21st century, he said. I don't waste my money on newspapers. But if you like, you can borrow my iPad.
I can tell you this: That spider never knew what hit him

What's the difference between a 19th Century shipwright and a 21st Century fan fic writer?

One tries to fit as many cannons as they can onto a ship. The other tries to fit as many ships as they can into canon.

Keeping up with the times

I went round to my sons' house and whilst we were sitting having a cup of tea, I said: "Son, can I borrow your newspaper?"
"Dad, this is the 21st Century", he replied, "We save money by not buying newspapers. But if you like you can have my iPad."
I'll tell you, that spider got squished real good...

AN old man asks to borrow his son's newspaper

The son points out that this is the 21st century, and nobody wastes money on newspapers anymore. He lends his dad his iPad instead.
That spider never knew what hit him.

21st joke, AN old man asks to borrow his son's newspaper

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