21st Century Jokes
41 21st century jokes and hilarious 21st century puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 21st century that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest 21st Century Short Jokes
Short 21st century jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 21st century humour may include short 20th century jokes also.
- Listen…did you know falcons only live 12-15 yrs? That means every falcon alive right now was born in the 21st century which makes them… Millennium Falcons
- I asked my dad to borrow a newspaper. "We don't waste paper in the 21st century, here use my iPad" he said I can tell you this, that fly never knew what hit him...
- Most falcons live to be 12 - 15 years old. That means falcons born in the 21st century are… Millennial falcons.
- Wild falcons live to be about 13, so all the falcons in the wild today were born in the 21st century. They're millennial falcons.
- The most difficult, complex, confusing, controversial, enraging, emotional, and thought provoking question of the 21st century.... Are you male or female?
- Keep CRT out of our schools! It's the 21st Century, people. LCD monitors are higher resolution and much more energy efficient!
- Can I fax something to you? 'Could you fax over a copy?'
'No, I can't fax because of where I live'
'Where do you live?'
'The 21st century' - Why is Phineas and Ferb unrealistic? Because it shows kids having enough friends in the 21st century.
- What do 21st Century Americans and Jane Austen have in common? Cause of death: Consumption.
- It's 2017, and President Hillary has ordered the minting of new coinage to celebrate female empowerment in the 21st Century. What is the new coin called? A Shilling, of course.
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21st Century One Liners
Which 21st century one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 21st century? I can suggest the ones about twenty one and century.
- The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.
- Who's a modern pirate for the 21st century? Neckbeard!
- How do you package a 21st century classical jazz singer? Buble wrap
Sorry 😜 - What do pirates of the 21st century wear? An iPadth.
- The 21st century is now 18 It's f*cked
- Yo mama so poor [21st Century Update] she still has her daddy g**...
21st Century Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about 21st century you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean 19th century jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 21st century pranks.
I was visiting my daughter last night and asked if I could borrow the newspaper...
"This is the 21st Century". She said
"We don't waste money on newspapers, here use this iPad."
All I can tell you is this.
That fly never knew what hit him.
21st Century
I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.
"This is the 21st century, old man," he said. "We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my iPad."
I can tell you, that friggin' fly never knew what hit it ...
AN old man asks to borrow his son's newspaper
The son points out that this is the 21st century, and nobody wastes money on newspapers anymore. He lends his dad his iPad instead.
That spider never knew what hit him.
An old man and his grand daughter were sitting together in a room
The grandfather says to his grand daughter;
' Susie, get me a newspaper, will ya'
The grand daughter says;
' Oh grandpa you are such a boring boomer, it's the 21st century we normal human beings use phones now'. 'Here take my phone', she hands over her phone to the old man.
The grandfather then takes her phone and throws it at the spider sitting on the wall
What's the difference between a 19th Century shipwright and a 21st Century fan fic writer?
One tries to fit as many cannons as they can onto a ship. The other tries to fit as many ships as they can into canon.
What's the difference between a 19th century s**... and a 21st century unpaid intern?
No, seriously, I want to know.
Keeping up with the times
I went round to my sons' house and whilst we were sitting having a cup of tea, I said: "Son, can I borrow your newspaper?"
"Dad, this is the 21st Century", he replied, "We save money by not buying newspapers. But if you like you can have my iPad."
I'll tell you, that spider got squished real good...
Sunny day with my gf.
I ask honey if I could borrow a newspaper.
"This is the 21st century," she said. We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, use my iPad."
She is right, I kill the son of b* in one shot.
I can tell you this. That fly never knew what hit him.
Caught in the web.
I was visiting my son the other night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.
Dad, this is the 21st century, he said. I don't waste my money on newspapers. But if you like, you can borrow my iPad.
I can tell you this: That spider never knew what hit him
A young man is picking the petals of the flower...
19th century:
"She loves me, she loves me not..."
20th century:
"She'll sleep with me, she won't..."
21st century:
"I'm a man, I'm a woman..."
What's the difference between pirates in the 17th century and pirates in the 21st century?
The pirates back then got b**...
Politically correct 21st century equality the game.
White, heterosexual, cisgender people not included in this product.
My friend: I saw a ghost laughing last night at the end of the bed
Me: Come on, grow up! It's the 21st century..no one's laughing any more
can you fax over a copy?
P2: "No, sorry i cant cause of where i live"
P1: "Well, where do you live?"
P2: "The 21st Century"
Recently I visited my daughter. When I asked her newspaper, she said:
Dad, this is the 21st century, take my IPad. What can I say ... this fly did not know what killed her.
A friendly reminder to Republicans...
...to set your clocks 60 years ahead and join the rest of us in the 21st century.
Isn't it great to live in the 21st century? Where saluting the moths of the year become more important than to salute your friends...
Isn't it great to live in the 21st century? Where deleting history has become more important than making it.
If Jesus was hangin out at the WTC in the 21st century..
Would he have been killed by Pontius Pilot?