20year Jokes

A man goes to the beach...

...while he's walking down the shore he sees a 20-year old, blonde-haired girl sitting in the sand crying. Concerned, the man runs over to her. "What's wrong?" He asks.
"I'm twenty years old and I've never been hugged by someone other than family!" She starts sobbing.
Feeling bad, the man hugs her. "There, now you've been hugged." And walks on.
The next day the man walks on the beach again and sees another girl, this one with black hair, sitting in here chair bawling. "What's wrong?" He asks her.
"I'm 19 and I've never been kissed before!" She whines.
He gives her a small kiss on the lips. "There, now you've been kissed." And he walks on.
The third day of his vacation he sees a brunette, openly crying like the other two women. He sighs. "What's wrong?"
"I'm 18 and I've never been screwed before!"
He picks her up, looks her in the eyes, and tosses her out into the ocean, where sharks surround her.
"There. Now you're screwed."

As of today, I am no longer a 20-year old virgin!

My dad is going to jail for sexual harassment, though.

"For this entry level position, we're looking for..."

"Someone with the wisdom of a 50-year old

The experience of a 40-year old

The ambition of a 30-year old

The energy of a 20-year old

And who, ideally, is willing to work for free."

I'm a 40-year old with the body of a 20-year old.

Just need to find a place to bury her.

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