Experience Instant Grins & Giggles with Playful 20year Jokes
As of today, I am no longer a 20-year old virgin!
My dad is going to jail for sexual harassment, though.
"For this entry level position, we're looking for..."
"Someone with the wisdom of a 50-year old
The experience of a 40-year old
The ambition of a 30-year old
The energy of a 20-year old
And who, ideally, is willing to work for free."
I'm a 40-year old with the body of a 20-year old.
Just need to find a place to bury her.