Delightful Fun 20th Century Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
Charles Schulz died as one of the richest Americans of the 20th century
despite the fact he got his start making Peanuts.
People call me the most disoriented U-boat captain of the 20th century...
Oops wrong sub.
Why is the rate of unemployed black people higher than in the 20th century?
Because synthetic cotton is more popular.
One for the classical music fans [OC]
For those who aren't, Herbert von Karajan was an acclaimed symphony conductor in the 20th century. You need to know that his name is pronounced approximately "KAHRY-on."
Not many people know it, but the maestro actually had a second career outside of music, he was a successful luggage designer.
I mean, surely you've heard of...Karajan Luggage?
A young man is picking the petals of the flower...
19th century:
"She loves me, she loves me not..."
20th century:
"She'll sleep with me, she won't..."
21st century:
"I'm a man, I'm a woman..."
My pet fox died...
It's no wonder, 'cause he was a 20th Century Fox.
The best late artist of the late 20th century yelvis.
I AINT NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG. CRYING ALL THE TIME.
Shakespeare going to the doctor in the 20th century
TB, or not TB, that is the question
What's the difference between a $20 bill and a Jew in the 20th century? (offensive)
jews were expendable
Did you hear about the ditch dug in the early 20th century?
It was a great depression.
Tried mixing Mexican alcohol with 20th century American literature last night…
Ended up with tequila mockingbird.
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During the 20th Century Europe, Russia asks the allies for help in defeating the Germans...
But they kept Stalin.
Which 20th Century Business tycoon was a top?
The one who could really Rock-a-feller
I heard BBC has a new period piece all about early 20th century dentists.
They're calling it 'Dentin Abby'!
What do you get when Disney and Fox merge?
20th Century Mouse.