The Best 15 20th Century Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 20th Century jokes. There are some 20th century jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 20th century puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest 20th Century Jokes and Puns

People call me the most disoriented U-boat captain of the 20th century...

Oops wrong sub.

Why is the rate of unemployed black people higher than in the 20th century?

Because synthetic cotton is more popular.

One for the classical music fans [OC]

For those who aren't, Herbert von Karajan was an acclaimed symphony conductor in the 20th century. You need to know that his name is pronounced approximately "KAHRY-on."

Not many people know it, but the maestro actually had a second career outside of music, he was a successful luggage designer.

I mean, surely you've heard of...Karajan Luggage?

A young man is picking the petals of the flower...

19th century:
"She loves me, she loves me not..."
20th century:
"She'll sleep with me, she won't..."
21st century:
"I'm a man, I'm a woman..."

My pet fox died...

It's no wonder, 'cause he was a 20th Century Fox.


The best late artist of the late 20th century yelvis.

I AINT NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG. CRYING ALL THE TIME.

Shakespeare going to the doctor in the 20th century

TB, or not TB, that is the question

What's the difference between a $20 bill and a Jew in the 20th century? (offensive)

jews were expendable

Did you hear about the ditch dug in the early 20th century?

It was a great depression.

Tried mixing Mexican alcohol with 20th century American literature last night…

Ended up with tequila mockingbird.

During the 20th Century Europe, Russia asks the allies for help in defeating the Germans...

But they kept Stalin.

You can explore 20th century reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean 20th century dad jokes. There are also 20th century puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Which 20th Century Business tycoon was a top?

The one who could really Rock-a-feller

I heard BBC has a new period piece all about early 20th century dentists.

They're calling it 'Dentin Abby'!

What do you get when Disney and Fox merge?

20th Century Mouse.

How did the 20th Century Fox producer say his wedding vows?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 20th century jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 20th century piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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