206 Bones Jokes

Funniest 206 Bones Short Jokes

Short 206 bones jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 206 bones humour may include short bones jokes also.

1. Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
2. Never break someone's heart because they have only one inside...break their bones because they have 206 of them.
3. I heard they exhumed the remains of a legendary French leader, and disassembled his skeleton into 206 separate pieces... Napoleon bone-apart
4. Never break someone's heart. They only have one of them. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
5. skeleton walks to the counter counter says 206
   Explained: another meaning of counter is one who counts. skeleton has 206 bones.
6. Duuuude, I paid to take a landscaping course with Bruce McArthur! Only cost 206 bones, Dude.
7. My girlfriend has 206 bones in her body. 205, 204, 203, 202, 201...
   She'll make a great soup.

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206 Bones One Liners

Which 206 bones one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 206 bones? I can suggest the ones about sixteen and broken bones.

1. My girlfriend has 206 bone in her body Now 207. Now 206. Now 207. Now 206. Now 207...
2. My girlfriend has 206 bones in her body 207, 206, 207, 206, 207……
3. A joke The human body has 206 bones and you still think your dog loves you for no reason?
4. Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.
5. Perfect pick up line... There are 206 bones in the human body... Want another one?
6. They say there's 206 bones in the male body, but they're wrong. There's 207.

206 Bones Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about 206 bones you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean skeleton bone jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 206 bones pranks.