The Best 5 2030 Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 2030 jokes. There are some 2030 kill jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 2030 eye puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest 2030 Jokes and Puns

My girlfriend has always been a bit on the heavy side

One morning, while standing in front of the mirror together she asked me if she should change anything in her life. I said, go workout and lose 20-30 pounds, it would change you for the better. At that moment, the sheer passion I saw in her eyes I will never forget.



After the first day, I didn't see anything. To be expected of course, these things take time. Three days later, nothing. A week later, nothing. Two weeks later, and I finally started to see something. Thank god for that, I thought she knocked the light out of my eyes for good.

Guy selling apple seeds at street...

Police officer came and asked him what is he doing..
man: I am selling apple seeds which make you smarter if you eat them.
PO: Really? do they really work?
man: well buy some and try...
PO: okay, give me 5 seeds
man: That is 10$ sir
PO gave man the money and ate the seeds and 2 min after that he said:
PO: wait a minute, I could have bought like 10 apples for that money and get like 20-30 seeds.....
man: see they already work :)
PO: Wow, give me 5 more!

Sry for bad english

Scientists predict human-level artificial intelligence by 2030...

...maybe sooner if the bar keeps dropping.

Sex through the ages:

Age 20-30: Tri-weekly

Age 30-40: Try weekly

Age 40-50: Try weakly

My eye doctor told me I have 2030 vision

But I don't know what I'll be doing in 12 years.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 2030 weekly puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 2030 weakly piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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