Howlingly Hilarious 2022 Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
Coronavirus ruining your plans for 2020? Save them for 2022!
Cause 2022 is 2020 too.
Just met my friend on the street crying his eyes out so I asked him what was wrong
He said "Today is the 2nd of the 2nd 2022 and I just turned 22 so I went to the bookies and put €222 on the second horse in the second race of the day.. It was at 2.22!"
"That all sounds great" I said, "What went wrong"?
"He came second".
Asking for a friend ............... A good friend of mine has two tickets for the 2022 Super Bowl.
They are 50 yard line box seats. He paid $2,500 each but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place...
It's at St. Michaels Church, at 3pm. The bride's name is Nicole, she's 5'4", about 115 lbs, good cook too. She'll be the one in the white dress.
If we make it past 2020, I'll be dreading 2022.
After all, 2022 is 2020, too!
2010: Didn't jog.
2011: Didn't jog.
2012: Didn't jog.
2013: Didn't jog.
2014: Didn't jog.
2015: Didn't jog.
2016: Didn't jog.
2017: Didn't jog.
2018: Didn't jog.
2019: Didn't jog.
2020: Didn't jog.
2021: Didn't jog.
2022: Still haven't jogged.
This is a running joke.
I went to the doctor complaining about wax in my ear
"Which ear is it?" She said
"2022" I replied
Rosh Hashana Joke
When people ask me why Jews are so smart and rich?
Seriously?!,isn't it obvious we're about to be in the year 5783 and you are still living in 2022
This s**..., 2022 is going to be terrible
Because 2022 is 2020, too
You think 2020 is bad...
Just wait fror the sequel, 2022
At work today...
... the new guy asked where the color printer was.
I said, "It's 2022, use any printer you want, Jamal."
You guys thought 2020 was bad?
Just wait for the sequel, 2022.
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I can't wait for Tuesday, February 22, 2022 (2/22/22). .
We can call it... 2's day
As 2022 is coming to a close, let me sum it up for you all in one word.
Six.
Anyone available??
I'M ASKING FOR A FRIEND............... A good friend of mine has two tickets for the 2022 Super Bowl, 50 yard line box seats. He paid $2,500 each but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place...
It's at St. Michaels Church, at 3pm. The bride's name is Nicole, she's 5'4", about 115 lbs, good cook too. She'll be the one in the white dress.
I bought the 250 million year old pink Himalayan salt
Behind the package, on the label, it says that it expires in December 2022
IT'S HAPPENING!! We're heading back in time
Last year was 2020 and again in less than 2 months it's gonna be 2022
I'm getting sick of all these reboots of old classics
Cold War (2022) is not as good as the original.
Accent humour, mate!
It's the year 2022, WWIII has started. 1st world countries vs 2nd world countries and Middle East. Britain asks for reinforcement from Australia. The Australian regiment arrives and next morning starts preparing while the British Commander enters and starts increasing the army's morale:
British Commander: Did you came here *to die*?
Australian Soldier: No sir, we came here *yester-die*.
Inspired by Obama, Trump will soon be releasing his favorite books of 2022
along with the crayons that go with them.
Valetine's in 2022
Roses are red, nuts are brown, skirts go up, pants go down.
Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in.
The longer it's in, the stronger it gets, it goes in dry and comes out wet.
It comes out dripping, and starts to sag, it's not what you think......
Its a teabag!
Most people are blaming FIFA for awarding Qatar the 2022 World Cup because of the Extreme Heat.
Well I am not worried about it because of the fans.
My new year's resolution for 2023
Is to accomplish the goals of 2022 which I should have done in 2021 because I promised them in 2020 and planned them in 2019
Today is Wednesday, 2nd February 2022 (2/2/22).
For some reason, I kept thinking it was Tuesday.
Today I cancelled my subscription to the decade
We've all been through 2020.
It has become clear to me that 2021 is pronounced "2020 won," and that 2022 is pronounced "2020 too."
Some people have said that next year should be a re-do of 2020, but I think we should wait another year
So it would be 2022.
Thoughts on this year...
"What do you think about 2022?"
"So far, the best of the trilogy.", he replied.
I used to be worried about 2020, but now I'm worried about 2022
Because 2022 is 2020 too
Q: What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive today in 2022?
A: Knocking on the lid of his coffin.
Hee hee!
Coronavirus is ruining my plans for 2020. But....
I have saved them for 2022, because 2022 is 2020 too.
Febuary 22nd 2022 falls on a tuesday
so we will be able to call it 2'sday....
"What will life in Russia be like in 2023?"
"It will be worse than 2022 but better than 2024"
What do you call February 22nd, 2022.
Twos-day.
Well I got some bad news for y'all
2022 is gonna be as bad as 2020 because 2022 is 2020 too
Analysts are now predicting an exact worldwide repeat of the COVID-19 spread 18 months from now and there is nothing we can do to prevent it
It will be 2022.
The world will end in 2021...
...because 2020 will be so bad, they won't want to make a 2022!
