2022 Jokes
21 2022 jokes and hilarious 2022 puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 2022 that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest 2022 Short Jokes
Short 2022 jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 2022 humour may include short internet jokes also.
- I went to the doctor complaining about wax in my ear "Which ear is it?" She said
"2022" I replied - I bought the 250 million year old pink Himalayan salt Behind the package, on the label, it says that it expires in December 2022
- IT'S HAPPENING!! We're heading back in time Last year was 2020 and again in less than 2 months it's gonna be 2022
- I'm getting sick of all these reboots of old classics Cold War (2022) is not as good as the original.
- Inspired by Obama, Trump will soon be releasing his favorite books of 2022 along with the crayons that go with them.
- Most people are blaming FIFA for awarding qatar the 2022 World Cup because of the Extreme Heat. Well I am not worried about it because of the fans.
- My new year's resolution for 2023 Is to accomplish the goals of 2022 which I should have done in 2021 because I promised them in 2020 and planned them in 2019
- Today is Wednesday, 2nd February 2022 (2/2/22). For some reason, I kept thinking it was Tuesday.
- Today I cancelled my subscription to the decade We've all been through 2020.
It has become clear to me that 2021 is pronounced "2020 won," and that 2022 is pronounced "2020 too." - Some people have said that next year should be a re-do of 2020, but I think we should wait another year So it would be 2022.
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2022 One Liners
Which 2022 one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 2022? I can suggest the ones about supreme and vote.
- Coronavirus ruining your plan for 2020? Save them for 2022! Cause 2022 is 2020 too.
- If we make it past 2020, I'll be dreading 2022. After all, 2022 is 2020, too!
- You think 2020 is bad... Just wait fror the sequel, 2022
- As 2022 is coming to a close, let me sum it up for you all in one word. Six.
- R.I.P. Water Man, 1997—2022. He fell into a humidifier. He will be mist.
- I used to be worried about 2020, but now I'm worried about 2022 Because 2022 is 2020 too
- 2022 Polar Bears won't get this... Because they can't use the internet
- This s**..., 2022 is going to be terrible Because 2022 is 2020, too
Howlingly Hilarious 2022 Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
What funny jokes about 2022 you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean court jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 2022 pranks.
Just met my friend on the street crying his eyes out so I asked him what was wrong
He said "Today is the 2nd of the 2nd 2022 and I just turned 22 so I went to the bookies and put €222 on the second horse in the second race of the day.. It was at 2.22!"
"That all sounds great" I said, "What went wrong"?
"He came second".
Asking for a friend ............... A good friend of mine has two tickets for the 2022 Super Bowl.
They are 50 yard line box seats. He paid $2,500 each but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place...
It's at St. Michaels Church, at 3pm. The bride's name is Nicole, she's 5'4", about 115 lbs, good cook too. She'll be the one in the white dress.
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Rosh Hashana Joke
When people ask me why Jews are so smart and rich?
Seriously?!,isn't it obvious we're about to be in the year 5783 and you are still living in 2022
Accent humour, mate!
It's the year 2022, WWIII has started. 1st world countries vs 2nd world countries and Middle East. Britain asks for reinforcement from Australia. The Australian regiment arrives and next morning starts preparing while the British Commander enters and starts increasing the army's morale:
British Commander: Did you came here *to die*?
Australian Soldier: No sir, we came here *yester-die*.
