2021 Jokes

35 2021 jokes and hilarious 2021 puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 2021 that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Laugh out loud this New Year with these 2021 jokes! Learn the latest and funniest jokes to tell your family and friends. Technically shoot your way to the top of the list of the funniest joke tellers of 2021!

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Funniest 2021 Short Jokes

Short 2021 jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 2021 humour may include short learn jokes also.

  1. A black guy in a library asked me where the colored printers were. I said, "Dude, it's 2021, you can use any printer you want."
  2. You know how people were joking about 2021 sounding like 2020 won ? Well, next year is 2020 too.
    Only when that year is over will it finally be 2020 free.
  3. I'd like to cancel my subscription to 2021 I've experienced the 7 day trial and I'm not interested
  4. It's 2021, and President Joe Biden is told he needs to assemble a cabinet Coming back from IKEA, he realizes he's greatly misunderstood the task
  5. All this talk about hoping 2020 ends! Even though its cursed, we can't let it defeat us. That would mean 2021.
  6. To Non-USA Redditor's You all thought trying to enjoy Reddit without enduring US politics was hard?
    Welcome to 2021 where we introduce you to our stock market!
  7. My grandfather was arrested several times... ...for selling a phony immortality elixir.
    Once in 1885, again in 1922, a third time in 1964, another time in December 2021...
  8. 2020 is nearly over. So either it gets even harder and defeats us. Or we make it through to next year. Either way, 2021.
  9. Let's hold on for another 130 days. If we give up now and skip this year, it's admitting our loss and saying 2021.
  10. Don't forget tonight, just before midnight, to lift your left foot, and don't put it back down until after the clock strikes midnight... So you can start 2021 on the right foot!

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2021 One Liners

Which 2021 one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 2021? I can suggest the ones about technically and shoot.

  1. We cannot allow this year to end That would be admitting that 2021
  2. Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021
  3. We cannot allow this year to end Because that will mean admitting that 2021.
  4. 2020 can't end. Because we'd be admitting 2021.
  5. Why was 2018 scared of 2020? Because 2020 and 2019 got in a fight...and 2021.
  6. Timezones are so cool Australia is in 2021
    USA is in 2020
    North Korea is in 1963
  7. New Year 2021 calendar I'm not buying a 2021 calendar until I see the trailer.
  8. Don't celebrate the end of 2020 and start of 2021 too early... Next year is 2020 too.
  9. It looks like we skipped 2021 And went straight to 2020-2
  10. The reopening of Lego World in 2021 was a big deal. People were lined up for blocks.
  11. 2019 and 2020 fought to see which year was worse. 2021
  12. The alphabet in 2021: ABDFGHJKLMNOQSVWXYZ. There will be no more ER, ICU, or TP.
  13. Can't wait to get to next year. Thought I could beat 2020. 2021.
  14. Why is 2021 afraid of 7? Because 7/8/2020.
  15. I can't wait till New Year's Day, 2021. Then I can say hindsight is really 2020.

2021 joke, I can't wait till New Year's Day, 2021.

Uproarious 2021 Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about 2021 you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean arrangements jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 2021 pranks.

3 men were waiting in line to enter heaven

The angel at the gate asks the first man
"how many times did you cheat on your wife?" "10 times" the man answers. The angel gives him the keys to a 2010 Toyota Camry "this is how you will drive around heaven".
The second man says he cheated on his wife 5 times, the angel gives him a 2018 Lexus and let's him in.
The third man says he never cheated on his wife, he gets a 2021 Rolls Royce.

A few days later the 3 men meet and the man in the Rolls Royce is very sad, the men ask him what's wrong, he replys "I just saw my wife riding around on a scooter.

I nibbled on my 3 year olds ear and said "I'm going to eat your ears". She said "Papa! No! Don't e**... ears!"

"My mask will fall off!"
(True story from yesterday, happy end of 2021!)

2010: Didn't jog.

2011: Didn't jog.
2012: Didn't jog.
2013: Didn't jog.
2014: Didn't jog.
2015: Didn't jog.
2016: Didn't jog.
2017: Didn't jog.
2018: Didn't jog.
2019: Didn't jog.
2020: Didn't jog.
2021: Didn't jog.
2022: Still haven't jogged.
This is a running joke.

In 2019, we coughed to cover up a f**....

In 2021, we f**... to cover up a cough.

2021 joke, Timezones are so cool