The Best 35 2021 Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 2021 jokes. There are some 2021 2018 jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 2021 arrangements puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest 2021 Jokes and Puns

We cannot allow this year to end

That would be admitting that 2021

A black guy in a library asked me where the colored printers were.

I said, "Dude, it's 2021, you can use any printer you want."

3 men were waiting in line to enter heaven

The angel at the gate asks the first man
"how many times did you cheat on your wife?" "10 times" the man answers. The angel gives him the keys to a 2010 Toyota Camry "this is how you will drive around heaven".
The second man says he cheated on his wife 5 times, the angel gives him a 2018 Lexus and let's him in.
The third man says he never cheated on his wife, he gets a 2021 Rolls Royce.

A few days later the 3 men meet and the man in the Rolls Royce is very sad, the men ask him what's wrong, he replys "I just saw my wife riding around on a scooter.

I nibbled on my 3 year olds ear and said "I'm going to eat your ears". She said "Papa! No! Don't eat my ears!"

"My mask will fall off!"

(True story from yesterday, happy end of 2021!)

You know how people were joking about 2021 sounding like 2020 won ?

Well, next year is 2020 too.

Only when that year is over will it finally be 2020 free.


I'd like to cancel my subscription to 2021

I've experienced the 7 day trial and I'm not interested

Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?

Because they had a fight and 2021

2021 joke, Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?

It's 2021, and President Joe Biden is told he needs to assemble a cabinet

Coming back from IKEA, he realizes he's greatly misunderstood the task

All this talk about hoping 2020 ends!

Even though its cursed, we can't let it defeat us. That would mean 2021.

To Non-USA Redditor's

You all thought trying to enjoy Reddit without enduring US politics was hard?

Welcome to 2021 where we introduce you to our stock market!

My grandfather was arrested several times...

...for selling a phony immortality elixir.

Once in 1885, again in 1922, a third time in 1964, another time in December 2021...

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We cannot allow this year to end

Because that will mean admitting that 2021.

2020 can't end.

Because we'd be admitting 2021.

2020 is nearly over.

So either it gets even harder and defeats us. Or we make it through to next year. Either way, 2021.

Let's hold on for another 130 days.

If we give up now and skip this year, it's admitting our loss and saying 2021.

In 2019, we coughed to cover up a fart.

In 2021, we fart to cover up a cough.

2021 joke, In 2019, we coughed to cover up a fart.

Don't forget tonight, just before midnight, to lift your left foot, and don't put it back down until after the clock strikes midnight...

So you can start 2021 on the right foot!

Timezones are so cool

Australia is in 2021


USA is in 2020


North Korea is in 1963

New Year 2021 calendar

I'm not buying a 2021 calendar until I see the trailer.


I've given up social media for the New Year and am trying to make friends outside Facebook while applying the same principles.

Every day, I walk down the street and tell passersby what I've eaten, how I feel, what I did the night before, and what I will do tomorrow. Then I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and me gardening. I also listen to their conversations and tell them I love them.

And it works. I already have three people following me… two police officers and a psychiatrist.

Don't celebrate the end of 2020 and start of 2021 too early...

Next year is 2020 too.

It looks like we skipped 2021

And went straight to 2020-2

The reopening of Lego World in 2021 was a big deal.

People were lined up for blocks.

My friend Jack …

… woke up on January 1st 2021, glanced over at his wife Edna and was suprised to see that she looked weirdly pixelated.


Oh my god! he yelped with a look of confusion and growing concern on his face, What happened last night?!


Seeing his expression, Edna reached over to give him a hug saying, Oh don't worry honey, this is just my New Year's resolution!

I've decided in 2021 I want to have a sex change.

I'd like to change from having no sex, to having some sex.

2019 and 2020 fought to see which year was worse.

2021

2021 joke, 2019 and 2020 fought to see which year was worse.

The alphabet in 2021: ABDFGHJKLMNOQSVWXYZ.

There will be no more ER, ICU, or TP.

Trump wasn't lying about the coronavirus disappearing in April

He simply forgot to say 2021.

Can't wait to get to next year. Thought I could beat 2020.

2021.


I was in the library one day, when a black friend of mine came in and asked if I knew where the color printer was.

I said "Buddy, it's 2021, you can use any printer you want."

Elephant jokes, because it's what 2021 needs

Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out forest fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks.

Bonus #1: How can you tell an elephant has been in your refrigerator? Footprints in the cheesecake.

Bonus #2: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence!

Bonus #3: No more elephant jokes.

Why is 2021 afraid of 7?

Because 7/8/2020.

I can't wait till New Year's Day, 2021.

Then I can say hindsight is really 2020.

2021 wasn't a light at the end of the tunnel

It was a train


Banned oranges...

It's 2021 and I went to the supermarket to buy some oranges but couldn't find any. I went to another one but there were no oranges again...

I asked the store manager what's the matter

He said "Trump banned all the Muslims for what some of them did so the new president banned all the oranges for what one of them did".

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 2021 wait puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 2021 people piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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