The Best 35 2021 Jokes

Following is our collection of 2021 jokes which are very funny. There are some 2021 2018 jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 2021 arrangements puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny 2021 Jokes and Puns

We cannot allow this year to end

That would be admitting that 2021

I'd like to cancel my subscription to 2021

I've experienced the 7 day trial and I'm not interested

Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?

Because they had a fight and 2021

All this talk about hoping 2020 ends!

Even though its cursed, we can't let it defeat us. That would mean 2021.

It's 2021, and President Joe Biden is told he needs to assemble a cabinet

Coming back from IKEA, he realizes he's greatly misunderstood the task


We cannot allow this year to end

Because that will mean admitting that 2021.

2020 can't end.

Because we'd be admitting 2021.

2020 is nearly over.

So either it gets even harder and defeats us. Or we make it through to next year. Either way, 2021.

Let's hold on for another 130 days.

If we give up now and skip this year, it's admitting our loss and saying 2021.

Don't forget tonight, just before midnight, to lift your left foot, and don't put it back down until after the clock strikes midnight...

So you can start 2021 on the right foot!

Timezones are so cool

Australia is in 2021


USA is in 2020


North Korea is in 1963

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New Year 2021 calendar

I'm not buying a 2021 calendar until I see the trailer.

It looks like we skipped 2021

And went straight to 2020-2

Don't celebrate the end of 2020 and start of 2021 too early...

Next year is 2020 too.

I've decided in 2021 I want to have a sex change.

I'd like to change from having no sex, to having some sex.

2019 and 2020 fought to see which year was worse.

2021

Can't wait to get to next year. Thought I could beat 2020.

2021.

Why is 2021 afraid of 7?

Because 7/8/2020.

Trump wasn't lying about the coronavirus disappearing in April

He simply forgot to say 2021.


2021 wasn't a light at the end of the tunnel

It was a train

I've given up social media for the New Year and am trying to make friends outside Facebook while applying the same principles.

Every day, I walk down the street and tell passersby what I've eaten, how I feel, what I did the night before, and what I will do tomorrow. Then I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and me gardening. I also listen to their conversations and tell them I love them.

And it works. I already have three people following me… two police officers and a psychiatrist.

The alphabet in 2021: ABDFGHJKLMNOQSVWXYZ.

There will be no more ER, ICU, or TP.

I can't wait till New Year's Day, 2021.

Then I can say hindsight is really 2020.

Elephant jokes, because it's what 2021 needs

Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out forest fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks.

Bonus #1: How can you tell an elephant has been in your refrigerator? Footprints in the cheesecake.

Bonus #2: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence!

Bonus #3: No more elephant jokes.

Banned oranges...

It's 2021 and I went to the supermarket to buy some oranges but couldn't find any. I went to another one but there were no oranges again...

I asked the store manager what's the matter

He said "Trump banned all the Muslims for what some of them did so the new president banned all the oranges for what one of them did".

They've finally reached a Covid Stimulus deal!

It includes a direct payment of $40 in Kohl's Cash that will be valid from January 3 - January 7, 2021.

For 2021, I'm absolutely done with being a chronic people pleaser..!!

......as long as everyone is ok with that ?

Now its 2021 but do you realise...

Next year will be 2020 too.

2020 so far has put up a good fight

but luckily for us 2021.

My New Years Resolution is to get a girlfriend

After what happened in 2020, i didn't get the chance to, but 2021 will be the year.

~~After what happened in 2019, i didn't get the chance to, but 2020 will be the year.~~

~~After what happened in 2018, i didn't get the chance to, but 2019 will be the year.~~

~~After what happened in 2017, i didn't get the chance to, but 2018 will be the year.~~

~~After what happened in 2016, i didn't get the chance to, but 2017 will be the year.~~

~~After what happened in 2015, i didn't get the chance to, but 2016 will be the year.~~

First rule of 2021

Never talk about 2020

I'm going to stay up on New Year's Eve this year...

not to see the New Year in, but to ensure this one leaves.

We did it Reddit! For ONE GLORIOUS DAY, people of the world will put aside their differences! There'll be no hunger, no pain, no suffering! No war, no fighting! Peace will embrace us like a warm blanket! Sickness and disease will cease! So please welcome this momentous occasion....

February 30, 2021

Today I cancelled my subscription to the decade

We've all been through 2020.

It has become clear to me that 2021 is pronounced "2020 won," and that 2022 is pronounced "2020 too."

A blonde walks into the White House in 2021

White House security escorts the blonde out and says:

Go home! You don't live here anymore, Donald

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