2021 Jokes

We cannot allow this year to end

That would be admitting that 2021

We cannot allow this year to end

Because that will mean admitting that 2021.

Can't wait to get to next year. Thought I could beat 2020.


Why is 2021 afraid of 7?

Because 7/8/2020.

Trump wasn't lying about the coronavirus disappearing in April

He simply forgot to say 2021.

I can't wait till New Year's Day, 2021.

Then I can say hindsight is really 2020.

Banned oranges...

It's 2021 and I went to the supermarket to buy some oranges but couldn't find any. I went to another one but there were no oranges again...

I asked the store manager what's the matter

He said "Trump banned all the Muslims for what some of them did so the new president banned all the oranges for what one of them did".

At the end of the year I'm just gonna give up and say


Where did 2021 soldiers learn to shoot?

In school!

Corona Extra

Sounds like a spoiler for 2021

What do you call children born In early 2021?

Children of the quarn

Here I made some bubble wrap

>!Iron!< >!Man !< >!dies!< >!in!< >!Infinity!< >!War!<

>!Jesus!< >!dies!< >!in!< >!the!< >!Bible!<

>!2021!< >!will!< >!be!< >!even!< >!worse!<

>!What did you expect they were marked as spoiler!<

What will we have in the year 2021?

20 20 hindsight

2019 and 2020 got into a fight as to which one was the crappier year.


People keep saying this is the last year to make the I don't have 2020 vision jokes when asked about next year

On New Years of 2021 when asked how my last year was, I'll say *I'm not sure, I don't have 2020 vision* the joke will live on

I know you all are already struggling with 2020...

But be aware the year after 2021 will be Twenty-Twenty 2 Electronic Boogaloo.

The world will end in 2021...

...because 2020 will be so bad, they won't want to make a 2022!

2019 and 2020 got into a fight...


Technically, hindsight isn't 2020

Not until 2021, anyway

Apple watch

Apple watch features

2018 : ECG
2019 : Angioplasty
2020 : Bypass Surgery
2021: Funeral arrangements

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