2021 Jokes

Laugh out loud this New Year with these 2021 jokes! Learn the latest and funniest jokes to tell your family and friends. Technically shoot your way to the top of the list of the funniest joke tellers of 2021!

Uproarious 2021 Jokes to Share with Friends

We cannot allow this year to end

That would be admitting that 2021

A black guy in a library asked me where the colored printers were.

I said, "Dude, it's 2021, you can use any printer you want."

3 men were waiting in line to enter heaven

The angel at the gate asks the first man
"how many times did you cheat on your wife?" "10 times" the man answers. The angel gives him the keys to a 2010 Toyota Camry "this is how you will drive around heaven".
The second man says he cheated on his wife 5 times, the angel gives him a 2018 Lexus and let's him in.
The third man says he never cheated on his wife, he gets a 2021 Rolls Royce.

A few days later the 3 men meet and the man in the Rolls Royce is very sad, the men ask him what's wrong, he replys "I just saw my wife riding around on a scooter.

I nibbled on my 3 year olds ear and said "I'm going to eat your ears". She said "Papa! No! Don't e**... ears!"

"My mask will fall off!"

(True story from yesterday, happy end of 2021!)

You know how people were joking about 2021 sounding like 2020 won ?

Well, next year is 2020 too.

Only when that year is over will it finally be 2020 free.

I'd like to cancel my subscription to 2021

I've experienced the 7 day trial and I'm not interested

2010: Didn't jog.

2011: Didn't jog.

2012: Didn't jog.

2013: Didn't jog.

2014: Didn't jog.

2015: Didn't jog.

2016: Didn't jog.

2017: Didn't jog.

2018: Didn't jog.

2019: Didn't jog.

2020: Didn't jog.

2021: Didn't jog.

2022: Still haven't jogged.

This is a running joke.

2021 joke, 2010: Didn't jog.

Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?

Because they had a fight and 2021

It's 2021, and President Joe Biden is told he needs to assemble a cabinet

Coming back from IKEA, he realizes he's greatly misunderstood the task

All this talk about hoping 2020 ends!

Even though its cursed, we can't let it defeat us. That would mean 2021.

To Non-USA Redditor's

You all thought trying to enjoy Reddit without enduring US politics was hard?

Welcome to 2021 where we introduce you to our stock market!

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My grandfather was arrested several times...

...for selling a phony immortality elixir.

Once in 1885, again in 1922, a third time in 1964, another time in December 2021...

We cannot allow this year to end

Because that will mean admitting that 2021.

2020 can't end.

Because we'd be admitting 2021.

2020 is nearly over.

So either it gets even harder and defeats us. Or we make it through to next year. Either way, 2021.

Let's hold on for another 130 days.

If we give up now and skip this year, it's admitting our loss and saying 2021.

2021 joke, Let's hold on for another 130 days.

In 2019, we coughed to cover up a f**....

In 2021, we f**... to cover up a cough.

Don't forget tonight, just before midnight, to lift your left foot, and don't put it back down until after the clock strikes midnight...

So you can start 2021 on the right foot!

Why was 2018 scared of 2020?

Because 2020 and 2019 got in a fight...and 2021.
.

Timezones are so cool

Australia is in 2021


USA is in 2020


North Korea is in 1963

New Year 2021 calendar

I'm not buying a 2021 calendar until I see the trailer.

I've given up social media for the New Year and am trying to make friends outside Facebook while applying the same principles.

Every day, I walk down the street and tell passersby what I've eaten, how I feel, what I did the night before, and what I will do tomorrow. Then I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and me gardening. I also listen to their conversations and tell them I love them.

And it works. I already have three people following me… two police officers and a psychiatrist.

Don't celebrate the end of 2020 and start of 2021 too early...

Next year is 2020 too.

It looks like we skipped 2021

And went straight to 2020-2

The reopening of Lego World in 2021 was a big deal.

People were lined up for blocks.

My friend Jack …

… woke up on January 1st 2021, glanced over at his wife Edna and was suprised to see that she looked weirdly pixelated.


Oh my god! he yelped with a look of confusion and growing concern on his face, What happened last night?!


Seeing his expression, Edna reached over to give him a hug saying, Oh don't worry honey, this is just my New Year's resolution!

2021 joke, My friend Jack …

I've decided in 2021 I want to have a s**... change.

I'd like to change from having no s**..., to having some s**....

2019 and 2020 fought to see which year was worse.

2021

The alphabet in 2021: ABDFGHJKLMNOQSVWXYZ.

There will be no more ER, ICU, or TP.

Trump wasn't lying about the coronavirus disappearing in April

He simply forgot to say 2021.

Can't wait to get to next year. Thought I could beat 2020.

2021.

I was in the library one day, when a black friend of mine came in and asked if I knew where the color printer was.

I said "Buddy, it's 2021, you can use any printer you want."

Elephant jokes, because it's what 2021 needs

Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out forest fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks.

Bonus #1: How can you tell an elephant has been in your refrigerator? Footprints in the cheesecake.

Bonus #2: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence!

Bonus #3: No more elephant jokes.

Why is 2021 afraid of 7?

Because 7/8/2020.

I can't wait till New Year's Day, 2021.

Then I can say hindsight is really 2020.

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We suggest to use only working 2021 people piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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