The Best 35 2020 Vision Jokes
Following is our collection of 2020 Vision jokes which are very funny. There are some 2020 vision jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 2020 vision puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
I hate when people ask how I see myself in 3 years
I don't have 2020 vision
The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision
I can just see it now.
I can see six years into the future.
I must have 2020 vision.
5 years from now it'll be 2020... I can see it now...
That's a perfect vision joke.
In 2020 we're going to have an entire year of bad puns about vision...
I can't wait to see them all.
"Where do you see yourself in five years?"
"I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."
A Woman goes to the Optician
for her annual eye test. The Optician puts a contraption her face and asks her what can she see.
"I see empty airports, I see empty football grounds. I see closed theatres, closed pubs and closed restaurants"
"That's perfect" says the Optician "You've got 2020 vision"
I can see 6 years into the future.
Thanks to my 2020 vision.
I hate it when people ask me where I'll be in 5 years.
I don't have 2020 vision.
I hate when people ask me what I'm going to be doing in 3 years
Like come on guys, I don't have 2020 vision!
I can see 3 years into the future
I guess you can say I have 2020 vision.
Top 2020 Vision Puns and Funny Jokes
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The interviewer asked, "Where do you see yourself in five years?"
The job candidate responded, " I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."
Use it while you can, people!
My vision is like 2020
It's terrible
I wish people would stop asking me where I think I'm going to be in 4 years...
I don't have 2020 vision.
At the job interview...
Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in three years?
Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision
I hate when people ask me what I'm doing in the next three years.
Do I look like I have 2020 vision.
I went to the optician today because I keep seeing the world fall apart.
He said I have 2020 vision.
If I could see 5 years into the future...
would I still have 2020 vision?
A friend recently asked me where I think I'll be in 4 years.
But how am I supposed to know? I don't have 2020 vision.
I'm so sick of employers asking me what I'm doing in the next four years
It's not like I have 2020 vision
Do you remember all those jokes made last year about having 2020 vision?
Well, you know what they say about hindsight.
I know they say 2020 vision is good...
But I haven't been able to see anyone
Finally got round to booking my laser eye surgery for the 1st January
Can't wait to have 2020 vision.
A couple of good covid jokes I've heard
1. I dont know anything about Coronavirus other than if you have it; you get an undeniable urge to go the airport.
2. By the point most of the world has been exposed to covid 19, but the people in Wuhan got it right of the bat.
3. You know why I think coronavirus wont last for more than a year.
WHY?
coz it's made in China.
4. I dont think anyone saw a worldwide pandemic happening this year. I guess most people don't have 2020 vision.
The future
Someone asked me the other day if I could see where I would be in 5 years.
Come on man, I wear glasses.
I don't have 2020 vision.
Former eye doctor Rand Paul decided to run for president in 2016
Of all people, you would have thought he'd have 2020 vision
Extraordinary eyes
My eyes are so good I can see exactly 1 year into the future
I guess I have 2020 vision
I can see 3 years into the future
It's called 2020 vision
Nobody saw this coming
I guess we didn't have 2020 vision.
I'm tired of people asking me where I see myself in a year
I don't have 2020 vision
What do you call it when you see people wearing masks everywhere?
2020 vision
This is the last time you will ever hear this joke and have it make sense
Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Yourself: I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.
Happy new year everyone. I'm sorry to all those who are in the future right now who can't enjoy this joke.
Only 4 days left to use this joke
I hate it when people ask me where I see myself in 5 years time. I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.
Person: What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?
Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision
I had a job interview today, the interviewer asked me where I saw myself in 5 years.
Luckily, I have 2020 vision.
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We suggest to use only working 2020 vision piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.