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Short 2020 vision jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 2020 vision humour may include short vision jokes also.

  1. The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision I can just see it now.
  2. In 2020 we're going to have an entire year of bad puns about vision... I can't wait to see them all.
  3. I hate when people ask me what I'm going to be doing in 3 years Like come on guys, I don't have 2020 vision!
  4. The interviewer asked, "Where do you see yourself in five years?" The job candidate responded, " I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."
    Use it while you can, people!
  5. I hate it when people ask me what the beginning of the pandemic was like. I don't have 2020 vision.
  6. I wish people would stop asking me where I think I'm going to be in 4 years... I don't have 2020 vision.
  7. At the job interview... Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in three years?
    Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision
  8. I hate when people ask me what I'm doing in the next three years. Do I look like I have 2020 vision.
  9. People always say "why weren't we able to predict a disaster as big as the coronavirus?" But not everyone has 2020 vision.
  10. I went to the optician today because I keep seeing the world fall apart. He said I have 2020 vision.

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2020 Vision One Liners

Which 2020 vision one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 2020 vision? I can suggest the ones about hindsight is 2020 and eyesight.

  1. I hate when people ask how I see myself in 3 years I don't have 2020 vision
  2. I can see six years into the future. I must have 2020 vision.
  3. 5 years from now it'll be 2020... I can see it now... That's a perfect vision joke.
  4. "Where do you see yourself in five years?" "I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."
  5. I can see 6 years into the future. Thanks to my 2020 vision.
  6. I hate it when people ask me where I'll be in 5 years. I don't have 2020 vision.
  7. I can see 3 years into the future I guess you can say I have 2020 vision.
  8. My vision is like 2020 It's terrible
  9. If I could see 5 years into the future... would I still have 2020 vision?
  10. I can see what's going to happen next year... ... because I have 20/20 vision
  11. What did the Australian optometrist say to the client with 20/20 vision? Good eye, mate.
  12. I know they say 2020 vision is good... But I haven't been able to see anyone
  13. YMCA? Cause' M got 20/20 vision
  14. I can see 3 years into the future It's called 2020 vision
  15. Nobody saw this coming I guess we didn't have 2020 vision.

2020 Vision joke, Nobody saw this coming

Fun-Filled 2020 Vision Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

What funny jokes about 2020 vision you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean 21st century jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 2020 vision pranks.

I've got an eye test next year.

I think I've got 2020 vision.

Finally got round to booking my laser eye surgery for the 1st January

Can't wait to have 2020 vision.

If I had a crystal ball that could see five years into the future...

I would have 2020 vision.

Someone asked me today where I'll be in 5 years...

Seriously? I'm wearing glasses, you know I don't have 2020 vision.

They asked me where I would be in 5 years...

I said I don't know I don't have 2020 vision.

Someone asked me where I will be in 5 years?

I said I don't know, I dont have 20/20 vision.
Compliments to my dad for that one.

I had an interview today. The guy interviewing me asked me where I saw myself in 5 years...

I told him I didn't have 2020 vision.

Former eye doctor Rand Paul decided to run for president in 2016

Of all people, you would have thought he'd have 2020 vision

2020 Presidential Campaign Slogan

"A Clear Vision for America"

Job inteviewer asked me where do I see myself in 5 years

I said, "Sorry but I don't have 2020 vision."

I had a job interview today, the interviewer asked me where I saw myself in 5 years.

Luckily, I have 2020 vision.

I hate it when people ask me what I see myself doing in 5 years

I mean what am I supposed to say? I don't have 2020 vision

The other day someone asked me my 5 year plan

I told them I don't have 2020 vision

When someone asks me where I see myself in 5 years...

I dunno...I don't have 2020 vision.

The future

Someone asked me the other day if I could see where I would be in 5 years.
Come on man, I wear glasses.
I don't have 2020 vision.

Job Interview

I was at a job interview, and the interviewer asked me 2 questions, what my biggest flaw is, and were I see myself in 5 years.
I told him that I don't have 2020 vision.

Person: What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

perfect vision

Whenever someone asks me what I plan on doing in five years I always get frustrated.
Like c'mon guys I don't have 2020 vision.

Not sure why people ask what I'll be doing in 5 years, it's not like I have 2020 vision

Only 4 days left to use this joke

I hate it when people ask me where I see myself in 5 years time. I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

This is the last time you will ever hear this joke and have it make sense

Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Yourself: I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

Happy new year everyone. I'm sorry to all those who are in the future right now who can't enjoy this joke.

A friend recently asked me where I think I'll be in 4 years.

But how am I supposed to know? I don't have 2020 vision.

People are wondering who will win the 2016 Presidential election, but I already know who will win the next election.

That's because I've got 2020 vision.

If you're already thinking about the 2020 election, don't ask me.

I don't have 2020 vision.

I hope in 2020, Americans have the hindsight to fix what they started.

Hindsight. 2020. Ha ha vision jokes.

I'm so sick of employers asking me what I'm doing in the next four years

It's not like I have 2020 vision

My vision is okish

But in just a few years I'll be able to see 2020

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

Eyesight

My new optician is a legend. This new set of glasses he gave me allows me to see a few years into the future.
Finally, I have 2020 vision.

I hate it when people ask me what I'm doing in three years time...

C'mon guys, I don't have 2020 vision

Don't ask me where I see myself in 3 years time

I don't have 2020 vision

Got asked where I saw myself in 3 years...

Said I wasn't sure, I don't have 2020 vision.

What do you think will happen in 3 years time?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

My optometrist says I have prophetic vision.

I can see 3 years into the future, 2020 vision.

My eyesight is so good I can see the future.

I have 2020 visions.

If the Vision movie comes out in 2020...

The Marvel marketing group will have a field day

Please stop asking me what I will be doing in 3 years,

It's not like I have 2020 vision.

Someone asked me today where I see myself in 3 years

I removed my glasses and said i don't know, unfortunately I don't have 2020 vision.

I know who the next president will be.

It's because of my 2020 vision.

I can see two years into the future.

I suppose you could call it '2020' vision.

Why do people keep asking me what i am doing in two years

It's not like I have 2020 vision.

Why did NASA delayed the launch of the JWST to May 2020?

Because they see it as a perfect vision.

Why are blind people looking forward to the year after next?

Because they'll have 2020 vision.

I just had a really good premonition about 2020

It was a perfect vision.

Why would the Avengers have been better able to see a solution to the infinity war if Thanos had arrived just a couple of years later?

They'd have had 2020 Vision
(I'm so sorry)

In one year the people of Kiribati will have perfect vision.

It will be 2020 after all...

I hate it when people ask me what I plan on doing a year from now.

It's not like I have 2020 vision.

My boss asked me whether I see myself working in a leadership position next year.

I mean, how should I know that? I don't have 2020 vision.

I keep having premonitions of events to take place a year from now.

Apparently I have 2020 visions.

I don't get people who try to predict the next US presidential election

I mean, do they think they have 2020 vision?

I can't stand it when people ask me where I see myself in a year or now.

It's not like I have 2020 vision.

People keep asking me about my plans for next year.

I don't know what they expect me to say, I don't have 2020 vision.

People keep saying this is the last year to make the I don't have 2020 vision jokes when asked about next year

On New Years of 2021 when asked how my last year was, I'll say *I'm not sure, I don't have 2020 vision* the joke will live on

I'm tired of people asking me where I see myself in a year

I don't have 2020 vision

People always ask me what I will be doing one year from now and I always tell them I don't know.

Its not like I have 2020 vision

Extraordinary eyes

My eyes are so good I can see exactly 1 year into the future
I guess I have 2020 vision

I just heard Paul Bettany is going to star in a standalone movie for the MCU which will begin filming later this year.

If the rumors are true, we're getting 2020 Vision.

What do you call it if someone can see the future?

2020 vision.

Next year I will have a clearer vision for my future

It's gonna be 20/20.

I guess we didn't get our 2020 vision

Cuz we didn't see this coming

My na always told that a great disease would be coming

Guess she had a 2020 vision

I thought this year was going to be a good one

I guess I don't have 2020 vision

2020 Vision joke, I thought this year was going to be a good one

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