2020 Vision Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 2020 Vision jokes. Read 2020 vision 2017 jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 2020 vision 2030 puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Fun-Filled 2020 Vision Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

I hate when people ask how I see myself in 3 years

I don't have 2020 vision

The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision

I can just see it now.

I can see six years into the future.

I must have 2020 vision.

5 years from now it'll be 2020... I can see it now...

That's a perfect vision joke.

jokes about 2020 vision

In 2020 we're going to have an entire year of bad puns about vision...

I can't wait to see them all.

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

"I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."

A Woman goes to the Optician

for her annual eye test. The Optician puts a contraption her face and asks her what can she see.
"I see empty airports, I see empty football grounds. I see closed theatres, closed pubs and closed restaurants"

"That's perfect" says the Optician "You've got 2020 vision"

2020 Vision joke, A Woman goes to the Optician

I can see 6 years into the future.

Thanks to my 2020 vision.

I hate it when people ask me where I'll be in 5 years.

I don't have 2020 vision.

I hate when people ask me what I'm going to be doing in 3 years

Like come on guys, I don't have 2020 vision!

I can see 3 years into the future

I guess you can say I have 2020 vision.

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The interviewer asked, "Where do you see yourself in five years?"

The job candidate responded, " I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."

Use it while you can, people!

My vision is like 2020

It's terrible

I hate it when people ask me what the beginning of the pandemic was like.

I don't have 2020 vision.

I wish people would stop asking me where I think I'm going to be in 4 years...

I don't have 2020 vision.

At the job interview...

Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

2020 Vision joke, At the job interview...

I hate when people ask me what I'm doing in the next three years.

Do I look like I have 2020 vision.

People always say "why weren't we able to predict a disaster as big as the coronavirus?"

But not everyone has 2020 vision.

I went to the optician today because I keep seeing the world fall apart.

He said I have 2020 vision.

If I could see 5 years into the future...

would I still have 2020 vision?

A friend recently asked me where I think I'll be in 4 years.

But how am I supposed to know? I don't have 2020 vision.

I thought 2020 would have a lot of jokes about vision

in hindsight with everything going on that was the last of their priorities

A couple of good covid jokes I've heard

1. I dont know anything about Coronavirus other than if you have it; you get an undeniable urge to go the airport.
2. By the point most of the world has been exposed to covid 19, but the people in Wuhan got it right of the bat.
3. You know why I think coronavirus wont last for more than a year.
WHY?
coz it's made in China.
4. I dont think anyone saw a worldwide pandemic happening this year. I guess most people don't have 2020 vision.

I'm so sick of employers asking me what I'm doing in the next four years

It's not like I have 2020 vision

Do you remember all those jokes made last year about having 2020 vision?

Well, you know what they say about hindsight.

I know they say 2020 vision is good...

But I haven't been able to see anyone

2020 Vision joke, I know they say 2020 vision is good...

Finally got round to booking my laser eye surgery for the 1st January

Can't wait to have 2020 vision.

The future

Someone asked me the other day if I could see where I would be in 5 years.

Come on man, I wear glasses.

I don't have 2020 vision.

Former eye doctor Rand Paul decided to run for president in 2016

Of all people, you would have thought he'd have 2020 vision

Extraordinary eyes

My eyes are so good I can see exactly 1 year into the future

I guess I have 2020 vision

I can see 3 years into the future

It's called 2020 vision

Nobody saw this coming

I guess we didn't have 2020 vision.

I'm tired of people asking me where I see myself in a year

I don't have 2020 vision

What do you call it when you see people wearing masks everywhere?

2020 vision

This is the last time you will ever hear this joke and have it make sense

Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Yourself: I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

Happy new year everyone. I'm sorry to all those who are in the future right now who can't enjoy this joke.

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