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Short 2020 vision jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 2020 vision humour may include short vision jokes also.

  1. The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision I can just see it now.
  2. I hate when people ask me what I'm going to be doing in 3 years Like come on guys, I don't have 2020 vision!
  3. The interviewer asked, "Where do you see yourself in five years?" The job candidate responded, " I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."
    Use it while you can, people!
  4. I hate it when people ask me what the beginning of the pandemic was like. I don't have 2020 vision.
  5. At the job interview... Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in three years?
    Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision
  6. People always say "why weren't we able to predict a disaster as big as the coronavirus?" But not everyone has 2020 vision.
  7. I went to the optician today because I keep seeing the world fall apart. He said I have 2020 vision.
  8. I thought 2020 would have a lot of jokes about vision in hindsight with everything going on that was the last of their priorities
  9. I'm so sick of employers asking me what I'm doing in the next four years It's not like I have 2020 vision
  10. Do you remember all those jokes made last year about having 2020 vision? Well, you know what they say about hindsight.

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2020 Vision One Liners

Which 2020 vision one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 2020 vision? I can suggest the ones about hindsight is 2020 and eyesight.

  1. I can see six years into the future. I must have 2020 vision.
  2. 5 years from now it'll be 2020... I can see it now... That's a perfect vision joke.
  3. "Where do you see yourself in five years?" "I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."
  4. My vision is like 2020 It's terrible
  5. If I could see 5 years into the future... would I still have 2020 vision?
  6. I can see what's going to happen next year... ... because I have 20/20 vision
  7. What did the Australian optometrist say to the client with 20/20 vision? Good eye, mate.
  8. I know they say 2020 vision is good... But I haven't been able to see anyone
  9. YMCA? Cause' M got 20/20 vision
  10. Nobody saw this coming I guess we didn't have 2020 vision.
  11. I'm tired of people asking me where I see myself in a year I don't have 2020 vision
  12. What do you call it when you see people wearing masks everywhere? 2020 vision
  13. Please stop asking me what I will be doing in 3 years, It's not like I have 2020 vision.
  14. When someone asks me where I see myself in 5 years... I dunno...I don't have 2020 vision.
  15. I just had a really good premonition about 2020 It was a perfect vision.
2020 Vision joke, I just had a really good premonition about 2020

Fun-Filled 2020 Vision Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

What funny jokes about 2020 vision you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean 21st century jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 2020 vision pranks.

I've got an eye test next year.

I think I've got 2020 vision.

Finally got round to booking my laser eye surgery for the 1st January

Can't wait to have 2020 vision.

The doctor said I have Matchbox 20/20 vision . . .

Typical RobThomatrist.

A man exclaims to his wife, "I can see 6 years into the future..."

"Thanks to my 2020 vision!"
His wife replies, "How long have you been waiting to use that joke?"
He happily says, "Since 2009!"

Someone asked me today where I'll be in 5 years...

Seriously? I'm wearing glasses, you know I don't have 2020 vision.

Someone asked me where I will be in 5 years?

I said I don't know, I dont have 20/20 vision.
Compliments to my dad for that one.

Former eye doctor Rand Paul decided to run for president in 2016

Of all people, you would have thought he'd have 2020 vision

2020 Presidential Campaign Slogan

"A Clear Vision for America"

I had a job interview today, the interviewer asked me where I saw myself in 5 years.

Luckily, I have 2020 vision.

Person: What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

perfect vision

Whenever someone asks me what I plan on doing in five years I always get frustrated.
Like c'mon guys I don't have 2020 vision.

Only 4 days left to use this joke

I hate it when people ask me where I see myself in 5 years time. I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

This is the last time you will ever hear this joke and have it make sense

Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Yourself: I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

Happy new year everyone. I'm sorry to all those who are in the future right now who can't enjoy this joke.

People keep asking me where i'll be in 4 years

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision

I have a great 4 year plan

I call it my 2020 vision

As a high school student, people often ask me what I want to do a few years in the future.

I don't know. It's not like I have 2020 vision or anything.

Marvel announced a Paul Bettany feature to come out in 4 years

They truly have 2020 Vision.

People are wondering who will win the 2016 Presidential election, but I already know who will win the next election.

That's because I've got 2020 vision.

If you're already thinking about the 2020 election, don't ask me.

I don't have 2020 vision.

I hope in 2020, Americans have the hindsight to fix what they started.

Hindsight. 2020. Ha ha vision jokes.

Did you hear about the blind man that could only see at twenty past eight?

Yeah, he had 20:20 vision.

My vision is okish

But in just a few years I'll be able to see 2020

With all these years flying by, it feels hard to see what will happen, even in the next 3 years

I mean, I don't have 2020 vision or anything...

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

Eyesight

My new optician is a legend. This new set of glasses he gave me allows me to see a few years into the future.
Finally, I have 2020 vision.

I hate it when people ask me what I'm doing in three years time...

C'mon guys, I don't have 2020 vision

Don't ask me where I see myself in 3 years time

I don't have 2020 vision

I don't know what will happen in 3 years...

But I know these godawful 2020 vision jokes will end.

I heard this in 2015.

I hate when someone asks me where I see myself in 5 years. Like come on, I don't have 20/20 vision.

What do you think will happen in 3 years time?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

If the Vision movie comes out in 2020...

The Marvel marketing group will have a field day

Why did NASA delayed the launch of the JWST to May 2020?

Because they see it as a perfect vision.

Why are blind people looking forward to the year after next?

Because they'll have 2020 vision.

Why would the Avengers have been better able to see a solution to the infinity war if Thanos had arrived just a couple of years later?

They'd have had 2020 Vision
(I'm so sorry)

Some people ask me what I think would happen in the year 2020...

But I don't know, I don't have 20/20 vision...

I don't know what's gonna happen in two years...

I don't have 2020 vision.

If you ever think that your eyesight is getting poor, just stick two 10 dollar bills to each eye

Then you'll have 20/20 vision

I wish I could say who the next president is going to be…

But I don't have 2020 vision.

Can you see into the future? No?

Well, it's not like you have 2020 vision.

I was in a job interview and the interviewer said...

"what do you see yourself doing in a couple of years?"
"I dont know...I don't have 2020 vision."

How to Cure to blindness?

Just tell them eyes to see and you'll have 20/20 vision right away 🙃

In one year the people of Kiribati will have perfect vision.

It will be 2020 after all...

I hate when people ask me where I see myself in 2 years.

It's not like I have 2020 vision. This is the only day you can up vote this.

I hate when people ask me how I see myself In a couple years.

I don't have 20/20 vision.
This is the last day when you can upvote this

People asked me where I see myself in exactly one year

I told them I don't know cause I don't have 2020 vision

I hate it when people ask me what I plan on doing a year from now.

It's not like I have 2020 vision.

I can't say much about next year, because

I don't have 2020 vision.

I hate when people ask me what is going to go on next year

After all, I don't have 2020 vision

My boss asked me whether I see myself working in a leadership position next year.

I mean, how should I know that? I don't have 2020 vision.

I don't see myself living to 2020.

But then again, I never had good vision.

I can already see next year is gonna be great

You could say I have 2020 vision

I got a new job!

The first day of work my boss asked me what position in the company I thought I would hold in a year. I told him, " I don't know...I don't have 2020 vision".

If you're going into 2019 with poor eyesight...

Just take the rest of the year off and you'll get 2020 vision

I would like to see what 2020 will be like.

But I don't have 2020 vision.

I hate it how people ask me what I plan to do next year...

I don't have 2020 vision.

I keep having premonitions of events to take place a year from now.

Apparently I have 2020 visions.

I don't get people who try to predict the next US presidential election

I mean, do they think they have 2020 vision?

People keep asking me about my plans for next year.

I don't know what they expect me to say, I don't have 2020 vision.

People keep saying this is the last year to make the I don't have 2020 vision jokes when asked about next year

On New Years of 2021 when asked how my last year was, I'll say *I'm not sure, I don't have 2020 vision* the joke will live on

People always ask me what I will be doing one year from now and I always tell them I don't know.

Its not like I have 2020 vision

Extraordinary eyes

My eyes are so good I can see exactly 1 year into the future
I guess I have 2020 vision

I just heard Paul Bettany is going to star in a standalone movie for the MCU which will begin filming later this year.

If the rumors are true, we're getting 2020 Vision.

What do you call it if someone can see the future?

2020 vision.

Next year I will have a clearer vision for my future

It's gonna be 20/20.

My na always told that a great disease would be coming

Guess she had a 2020 vision

I thought this year was going to be a good one

I guess I don't have 2020 vision

2020 Vision joke, I thought this year was going to be a good one

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