Following is our collection of 2020 jokes which are very funny. There are some 2020 interviewer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 2020 guy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
It didn't help that she was still wearing them.
Or that his whole family was there.
That made the rest of his sister's funeral kind of awkward.
And who thought you could make the funeral for such a small child more awkward than it already was..
I must have 2020 vision.
Thanks to my 2020 vision.
That's a perfect vision joke.
would I still have 2020 vision?
"I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."
The job candidate responded, " I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."
Use it while you can, people!
I don't have 2020 vision.
When asked why he put forward this proposal, he responded by saying "because it's 2020".
I don't have 2020 vision.
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Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in three years?
Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision
Because when he announces it he's able to say that he's been Biden his time.....
I'm sorry
Gold - Mexico
Silver - Mexico
Bronze - Mexico
Like come on guys, I don't have 2020 vision!
Well, they're going to make the Olympic torch out of a Samsung Galaxy.
I can't wait to see them all.
I guess you can say I have 2020 vision.
Patient: I thought I was on a United flight.
Nurse: You were but you were volunteered to get off.
I can just see it now.
Do I look like I have 2020 vision.
I don't have 2020 vision
Cause 2022 is 2020 too.
Just wait fror the sequel, 2022
It's terrible
I just didn't realize it would Zoom.
*shouting thru door*
Just leave it outside, Thank you!
(2020 update)
Lets get back to quarantine, obviously
Stay safe everyone
After all, 2022 is 2020, too!
He said I have 2020 vision.
This is a running joke.
2014 Didn't jog
2015 Didn't jog
2016 Didn't jog
2017 Didn't jog
2018 Didn't jog
2019 Didn't jog
2020 Still not jogging
This is a running joke.
The old 'bate and Switch.
January
February
Lockdown
December
You may be entitled to condensation.
EDIT (July 14, 2020 7:40PM PST): Um, wow. I did not expect the 2.9K likes, especially since I didn't come up with it. Thanks for the support guys and y'all got me, I read it somewhere else and shared it.
I renewed my passport
2020: lol .
2020: Stay away from positive people
Every day there are more positive people
This is a running joke.
The bartender says that'll be $20.20
Because 2022 is 2020, too
They ask for a few coronas, hurricanes, and fireballs.
The bartender says "that'll be 2020"
Now it's just Ruthless
Because we'd be admitting 2021.
So either it gets even harder and defeats us. Or we make it through to next year. Either way, 2021.
"These kids and their damn tablets"
But No! Here we are, teaching people how to wash hands !!!
a woman's right to choo-choos.
"Where's the coloured printer?" He said
"Mate, it's 2020 you can use any printer you want" I replied
Even though its cursed, we can't let it defeat us. That would mean 2021.
Alien: Take me to your leader
Me: Your going to have to wait 10-12 business days for us to sort that out.
the silver medal in the 2020 U.S. Presidential race!
The silver medal in the 2020 presidential election.
Because they had a fight and 2021
I didn't run a marathon in 2019.
I didn't run a marathon in 2020.
I've never run a marathon in my life.
...
This is a running joke.
God meets them at the pearly gates and asks if they have any questions.
One of them says, yes, what were the real results of the 2020 election and who was behind the fraud? .
God says, "my son, there was no fraud. Biden won the electoral college fair and square, 306 to 232 .
After a few seconds of stunned silence, the one guy turns to the other and whispers, This goes higher up than we thought .
for her annual eye test. The Optician puts a contraption her face and asks her what can she see.
"I see empty airports, I see empty football grounds. I see closed theatres, closed pubs and closed restaurants"
"That's perfect" says the Optician "You've got 2020 vision"
Brace yourselves.
So we've been spending the entire year holed up, only briefly leaving to get food, running at the sight of other humans, and transmitting infection.
God meets them at the pearly gates and asks if they have any questions. One of them says, Yes, what were the real results of the 2020 election and who was behind the fraud?
God says, "My son, there was no fraud. Biden won the electoral college fair and square, 306 to 232.
After a few seconds of stunned silence, the one guy turns to the other and whispers, This goes higher up than we thought.
The Optician asked him what he can see.
"I see empty airports, empty football grounds, closed theaters and closed pubs."
That's perfect says the Optician, you've got 2020 vision!
I have $60.
Just wait for the sequel, 2022.
This is a running joke
Not tonight, my friends. Tonight, 2020 is in hindsight!
2020 is hindsight!
Happy New Years!
Behind me
Next year will be 2020 too.
After all, it went viral.
I would not be able to go on a trip just because I have no money.
After what happened in 2020, i didn't get the chance to, but 2021 will be the year.
~~After what happened in 2019, i didn't get the chance to, but 2020 will be the year.~~
~~After what happened in 2018, i didn't get the chance to, but 2019 will be the year.~~
~~After what happened in 2017, i didn't get the chance to, but 2018 will be the year.~~
~~After what happened in 2016, i didn't get the chance to, but 2017 will be the year.~~
~~After what happened in 2015, i didn't get the chance to, but 2016 will be the year.~~
We've all been through 2020.
It has become clear to me that 2021 is pronounced "2020 won," and that 2022 is pronounced "2020 too."
Next year is 2020 too.
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