I don't have 2020 vision
It didn't help that she was still wearing them.
Or that his whole family was there.
That made the rest of his sister's funeral kind of awkward.
And who thought you could make the funeral for such a small child more awkward than it already was..
I can just see it now.
I must have 2020 vision.
That's a perfect vision joke.
I can't wait to see them all.
Well, they're going to make the Olympic torch out of a Samsung Galaxy.
Gold - Mexico
Silver - Mexico
Bronze - Mexico
In the year 2020 we're going to have a lot of bad puns about vision.
I can't wait to see them all.
"I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."
You can say I have 2020 vision
Because when he announces it he's able to say that he's been Biden his time.....
I'm sorry
Thanks to my 2020 vision.
I don't have 2020 vision.
Patient: I thought I was on a United flight.
Nurse: You were but you were volunteered to get off.
Like come on guys, I don't have 2020 vision!
I guess you can say I have 2020 vision.
The job candidate responded, " I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."
Use it while you can, people!
I don't have 2020 vision.
Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in three years?
Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision
When asked why he put forward this proposal, he responded by saying "because it's 2020".
Do I look like I have 2020 vision.
Come on guys, I don't have 2020 vision!
20/20 would recommend
would I still have 2020 vision?
Err sorry, typo. That should be:
Bernie Sanders joins list of 2,020 Democratic Presidential candidates.
Because I may vote for it in 2020
Heinz sight is 20/20.
I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?"
So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.
But how am I supposed to know? I don't have 2020 vision.
Hindsight is 2020
... because I have 20/20 vision
He's change we can believe in
Good eye, mate.
I can see it now.
2017 Anger
2018 Bargaining
2019 Depression
2020 Acceptance
Because Heinzsight is 20/20.
20/20, would do again.
I bet they'll suck.
It's not like I have 2020 vision
That way we can be 100% certain the President of the United States will not start World War III.
You won't get it now but it'll be clearer then.
Can't wait to have 2020 vision.
Someone asked me the other day if I could see where I would be in 5 years.
Come on man, I wear glasses.
I don't have 2020 vision.
Then I can say hindsight is really 2020.
Of all people, you would have thought he'd have 2020 vision
... so I guess 2020 will be explosive!
are the guards and his fellow inmates
Franken Stein 2020
My eyes are so good I can see exactly 1 year into the future
I guess I have 2020 vision
I automatically find the condiments, because my Heinz-sight is 20/20.
It's called 2020 vision
I don't have 2020 vision
I don't have 2020 vision
Because houndsight is 20/20
Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision
Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Yourself: I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.
Happy new year everyone. I'm sorry to all those who are in the future right now who can't enjoy this joke.
I hate it when people ask me where I see myself in 5 years time. I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.
2020 that is
I said, "Sorry but I don't have 2020 vision."
Luckily, I have 2020 vision.
we'll all see things more clearly.
It will be replaced by "Seriously Challenged."
They haven't yet announced who the Patriots will be playing.
"I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision!"
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