2020 Jokes

Funniest 2020 Short Jokes

Short 2020 jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 2020 humour may include short test jokes also.

1. I feel really bad for the class of 2020. They say the year really flies by. I just didn't realize it would Zoom.
2. The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision I can just see it now.
3. In 2017, i didn't jog. In 2018 i didn't jog. In 2019 i didn't jog. In 2020 i didn't jog. This is a running joke
4. You know how people were joking about 2021 sounding like 2020 won ? Well, next year is 2020 too.
   Only when that year is over will it finally be 2020 free.
5. It was announced yesterday that the 2020 summer Olympics in Tokyo will make all of its medals from recycled cellphones. Well, they're going to make the Olympic torch out of a Samsung Galaxy.
6. Rick and Morty cancelled over joke Dan Harmon and Rick & Morty Are Canceled Because 2020 Has No Sense of Humor
7. I hope Joe Biden will run for president in 2020 Because when he announces it he's able to say that he's been Biden his time.....
   I'm sorry
8. I'd like to congratulate Donald J Trump for winning The silver medal in the 2020 presidential election.
9. *year 2020* Nurse: Sir, you've been in a coma since 2017 Patient: I thought I was on a United flight.
   Nurse: You were but you were volunteered to get off.
10. I hate when people ask me what I'm going to be doing in 3 years Like come on guys, I don't have 2020 vision!

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2020 One Liners

Which 2020 one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 2020? I can suggest the ones about interviewer and 2020 vision.

1. Coronavirus ruining your plan for 2020? Save them for 2022! Cause 2022 is 2020 too.
2. 2020 has been brutal this year Now it's just Ruthless
3. I can see six years into the future. I must have 2020 vision.
4. 5 years from now it'll be 2020... I can see it now... That's a perfect vision joke.
5. 2020 Olympic high jump results Gold - Mexico
   Silver - Mexico
   Bronze - Mexico
6. If we make it past 2020, I'll be dreading 2022. After all, 2022 is 2020, too!
7. Knock, knock *shouting thru door*
   Just leave it outside, Thank you!
   (2020 update)
8. "Where do you see yourself in five years?" "I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."
9. 2019: Stay away from negative People 2020: Stay away from positive people
10. Just got Lasik. 20/20 would do again.
11. The ketchup shortage this year was so predictable. But I guess Heinz sight is 2020
12. Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021
13. My vision is like 2020 It's terrible
14. You think 2020 is bad... Just wait fror the sequel, 2022
15. I did it! I followed my goal to save $20 from each paycheck in 2020. I have $60.

2020 Vision Jokes

Here is a list of funny 2020 vision jokes and even better 2020 vision puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The interviewer asked, "Where do you see yourself in five years?" The job candidate responded, " I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."
  Use it while you can, people!
• I hate it when people ask me what the beginning of the pandemic was like. I don't have 2020 vision.
• At the job interview... Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in three years?
  Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision
• People always say "why weren't we able to predict a disaster as big as the coronavirus?" But not everyone has 2020 vision.
• I went to the optician today because I keep seeing the world fall apart. He said I have 2020 vision.
• If I could see 5 years into the future... would I still have 2020 vision?
• I can see what's going to happen next year... ... because I have 20/20 vision
• I thought 2020 would have a lot of jokes about vision in hindsight with everything going on that was the last of their priorities
• What did the Australian optometrist say to the client with 20/20 vision? Good eye, mate.
• I'm so sick of employers asking me what I'm doing in the next four years It's not like I have 2020 vision

Hindsight Is 2020 Jokes

Here is a list of funny hindsight is 2020 jokes and even better hindsight is 2020 puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• They say hindsight is 20/20. Not tonight, my friends. Tonight, 2020 is in hindsight!
• What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called? Hindsight is 2020
• A toast for tonight! 2020 is hindsight!
  Happy New Years!
• Do you remember all those jokes made last year about having 2020 vision? Well, you know what they say about hindsight.
• I can't wait till New Year's Day, 2021. Then I can say hindsight is really 2020.
• They said we should've seen the pandemic coming. Hindsight is 2020
• What will 2020 be remembered for? Hindsight
• Now that we've learned all this year's terrible lessons... ... I can't wait until 2020 is hindsight.
• NASA is planning another rover for Mars in 2020 They should call it Hindsight
• I can tell it has been 2 years into this decade. My hindsight is 2020.

2020 Eyesight Jokes

Here is a list of funny 2020 eyesight jokes and even better 2020 eyesight puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Eyesight My new optician is a legend. This new set of glasses he gave me allows me to see a few years into the future.
  Finally, I have 2020 vision.
• Doc said my eyesight is almost like 20/20 He gave a prescription for the thickest eye glasses in existence.
• Most people don't know that in order to be a programmer your eyesight must be correctable to 20/20. You have to be able to C#.
• I have bad eyesight, so I got my car's rear-view mirror specially made. Hindsight's 20-20.
• If you're going into 2019 with poor eyesight... Just take the rest of the year off and you'll get 2020 vision
• I know we've just seen in 2019, but I personally can't wait to see in 2020 as my eyesight has been going worse for years.
• This is going to be my last year with bad eyesight. Next year will be 2020.
• If you ever think that your eyesight is getting poor, just stick two 10 dollar bills to each eye Then you'll have 20/20 vision
• I have terrible eyesight, but for some reason I can see ketchup bottles really well. I guess Heinz sight is 20/20
• What is the year of good eyesight? The Year 2020

July 2020 Jokes

Here is a list of funny july 2020 jokes and even better july 2020 puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• If you had told me back on NYE all the sh*t that'd happen in the first half of 2020... I would've said, Don't July.

Euro 2020 Jokes

Here is a list of funny euro 2020 jokes and even better euro 2020 puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Who's gonna win the Euro 2020 finale? Depends on how many lasers the crowd brings

Heartwarming 2020 Jokes that Make You Laugh

What funny jokes about 2020 you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hindsight jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 2020 pranks.