2020 Jokes

177 2020 jokes and hilarious 2020 puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 2020 that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Start off 2020 with a laugh! From Euro 2020 to Daylight Savings, here are some of the best jokes to get through the year. Enjoy some lighthearted fun and see what people have to say about the latest events of this unpredictable year.

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Best Short 2020 Jokes

Short 2020 puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 2020 humour may include short test jokes also.

  1. I feel really bad for the class of 2020. They say the year really flies by. I just didn't realize it would Zoom.
  2. The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision I can just see it now.
  3. In 2017, i didn't jog. In 2018 i didn't jog. In 2019 i didn't jog. In 2020 i didn't jog. This is a running joke
  4. In 2020 we're going to have an entire year of bad puns about vision... I can't wait to see them all.
  5. You know how people were joking about 2021 sounding like 2020 won ? Well, next year is 2020 too.
    Only when that year is over will it finally be 2020 free.
  6. It was announced yesterday that the 2020 summer Olympics in Tokyo will make all of its medals from recycled cellphones. Well, they're going to make the Olympic torch out of a Samsung Galaxy.
  7. The year is 2018 and I don't jog. The year is 2019 and I don't jog. The year is 2020 and I still don't jog. This is a running joke.
  8. Rick and Morty cancelled over joke Dan Harmon and Rick & Morty Are Canceled Because 2020 Has No Sense of Humor
  9. I hope Joe Biden will run for president in 2020 Because when he announces it he's able to say that he's been Biden his time.....
    I'm sorry
  10. I was in a library and a black guy came up to me. "Where's the coloured printer?" He said
    "Mate, it's 2020 you can use any printer you want" I replied
2020 joke, I was in a library and a black guy came up to me.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about 2020 can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of 2020 puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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2020 One Liners

Which 2020 one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 2020? I can suggest the ones about interviewer and 2020 vision.

  1. I hate when people ask how I see myself in 3 years I don't have 2020 vision
  2. Coronavirus ruining your plan for 2020? Save them for 2022! Cause 2022 is 2020 too.
  3. 2020 has been brutal this year Now it's just Ruthless
  4. I can see six years into the future. I must have 2020 vision.
  5. 5 years from now it'll be 2020... I can see it now... That's a perfect vision joke.
  6. 2020 Olympic high jump results Gold - Mexico
    silver - Mexico
    Bronze - Mexico
  7. If we make it past 2020, I'll be dreading 2022. After all, 2022 is 2020, too!
  8. Knock, knock *shouting thru door*
    Just leave it outside, Thank you!
    (2020 update)
  9. "Where do you see yourself in five years?" "I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."
  10. 2019: Stay away from negative People 2020: Stay away from positive people
  11. Just got Lasik. 20/20 would do again.
  12. I can see 6 years into the future. Thanks to my 2020 vision.
  13. The ketchup shortage this year was so predictable. But I guess Heinz sight is 2020
  14. I hate it when people ask me where I'll be in 5 years. I don't have 2020 vision.
  15. Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021

2020 Vision Jokes

Here is a list of funny 2020 vision jokes and even better 2020 vision puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I hate when people ask me what I'm going to be doing in 3 years Like come on guys, I don't have 2020 vision!
  • I can see 3 years into the future I guess you can say I have 2020 vision.
  • The interviewer asked, "Where do you see yourself in five years?" The job candidate responded, " I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."
    Use it while you can, people!
  • My vision is like 2020 It's terrible
  • I hate it when people ask me what the beginning of the pandemic was like. I don't have 2020 vision.
  • I wish people would stop asking me where I think I'm going to be in 4 years... I don't have 2020 vision.
  • At the job interview... Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in three years?
    Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision
  • I hate when people ask me what I'm doing in the next three years. Do I look like I have 2020 vision.
  • People always say "why weren't we able to predict a disaster as big as the coronavirus?" But not everyone has 2020 vision.
  • I went to the optician today because I keep seeing the world fall apart. He said I have 2020 vision.

Hindsight Is 2020 Jokes

Here is a list of funny hindsight is 2020 jokes and even better hindsight is 2020 puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • They say hindsight is 20/20. Not tonight, my friends. Tonight, 2020 is in hindsight!
  • What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called? Hindsight is 2020
  • I thought 2020 would have a lot of jokes about vision in hindsight with everything going on that was the last of their priorities
  • A toast for tonight! 2020 is hindsight!
    Happy New Years!
  • Do you remember all those jokes made last year about having 2020 vision? Well, you know what they say about hindsight.
  • I can't wait till New Year's Day, 2021. Then I can say hindsight is really 2020.
  • They said we should've seen the pandemic coming. Hindsight is 2020
  • What will 2020 be remembered for? Hindsight
  • I can't wait for 2021 New Year's Day So we can read all the hindsight is 2020 jokes.
  • Now that we've learned all this year's terrible lessons... ... I can't wait until 2020 is hindsight.

2020 Eyesight Jokes

Here is a list of funny 2020 eyesight jokes and even better 2020 eyesight puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Eyesight My new optician is a legend. This new set of glasses he gave me allows me to see a few years into the future.
    Finally, I have 2020 vision.
  • Doc said my eyesight is almost like 20/20 He gave a prescription for the thickest eye glasses in existence.
  • My eyesight is so good I can see the future. I have 2020 visions.
  • Most people don't know that in order to be a programmer your eyesight must be correctable to 20/20. You have to be able to C#.
  • I have bad eyesight, so I got my car's rear-view mirror specially made. Hindsight's 20-20.
  • If you're going into 2019 with poor eyesight... Just take the rest of the year off and you'll get 2020 vision
  • I know we've just seen in 2019, but I personally can't wait to see in 2020 as my eyesight has been going worse for years.
  • This is going to be my last year with bad eyesight. Next year will be 2020.
  • If you ever think that your eyesight is getting poor, just stick two 10 dollar bills to each eye Then you'll have 20/20 vision
  • I have terrible eyesight, but for some reason I can see ketchup bottles really well. I guess Heinz sight is 20/20

July 2020 Jokes

Here is a list of funny july 2020 jokes and even better july 2020 puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • If you had told me back on NYE all the sh*t that'd happen in the first half of 2020... I would've said, Don't July.
  • Christopher Nolan's film about the war on the Drugs to release in July 2020. To star Michael c**... and Christian Bail

Euro 2020 Jokes

Here is a list of funny euro 2020 jokes and even better euro 2020 puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Who's gonna win the Euro 2020 finale? Depends on how many lasers the crowd brings
2020 joke, Who's gonna win the Euro 2020 finale?

Heartwarming 2020 Jokes that Make You Laugh

What funny jokes about 2020 you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean hindsight jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make 2020 prank.

My best friend got mad at me because he caught me sniffing his sister's p**...

It didn't help that she was still wearing them.
Or that his whole family was there.
That made the rest of his sister's f**... kind of awkward.
And who thought you could make the f**... for such a small child more awkward than it already was..

I can see what's going to happen next year...

... because I have 20/20 vision

What did the Australian optometrist say to the client with 20/20 vision?

Good eye, mate.

If I could see 5 years into the future...

would I still have 2020 vision?

A friend recently asked me where I think I'll be in 4 years.

But how am I supposed to know? I don't have 2020 vision.

I could see every bottle of ketchup in the restaurant.

Heinz sight is 20/20.

Justin Trudeau announces free lazer eye surgery for all Canadians in 4 years...

When asked why he put forward this proposal, he responded by saying "because it's 2020".

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?"
So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

I just got LASIK done and I highly recommend it to everyone thinking about it.

20/20, would do again.

2016 Denial

2017 Anger
2018 Bargaining
2019 Depression
2020 Acceptance

I think 50 Cent should run for President in 2020

He's change we can believe in

I just got glasses!

20/20 would recommend

*year 2020* Nurse: Sir, you've been in a coma since 2017

Patient: I thought I was on a United flight.
Nurse: You were but you were volunteered to get off.

Dyson is planning to release an electric car by 2020...

I bet they'll s**....

Bernie Sanders joins list of 2020 Democratic Presidential candidates.

Err sorry, typo. That should be:
Bernie Sanders joins list of 2,020 Democratic Presidential candidates.

Why is it good to wash your eyes with ketchup?

Because Heinzsight is 20/20.

2020 is a weird year

5 years ago i entered a bank in a mask and i got forced to quarantine for years, today i got praised for it.. weird times to be alive

What is the biggest waste of money?

A 2020 planner

You think 2020 is bad...

Just wait fror the sequel, 2022

2020 is a leap year

and it leaped right into some b**...

Here's a good 2020 joke.

A man walks into a bar.

What does LGBTQ stand for in 2020

Lets get back to quarantine, obviously
Stay safe everyone

2013: Didn't jog - 2014: Didn't jog - 2015: Didn't jog - 2016: Didn't jog - 2017: Didn't jog - 2018: Didn't jog - 2019: Didn't jog - 2020: Still haven't jogged

This is a running joke.

We should re-download 2020

Because it has a virus

Congratulations 2020 graduating class

Reigning senior skip day champions!


2014 Didn't jog
2015 Didn't jog
2016 Didn't jog
2017 Didn't jog
2018 Didn't jog
2019 Didn't jog
2020 Still not jogging
This is a running joke.

I had high expectations for doing great things in 2020. Instead I'm stuck at home jacking off and playing Nintendo.

The old 'bate and Switch.

2020 has a new calendar out


Has COVID-19 got you wearing glasses and a mask at the same time?

You may be entitled to condensation.
EDIT (July 14, 2020 7:40PM PST): Um, wow. I did not expect the 2.9K likes, especially since I didn't come up with it. Thanks for the support guys and y'all got me, I read it somewhere else and shared it.

You know what was the biggest waste of money in 2020?

I renewed my passport

What do racist statues and racists have in common in 2020?

Trouble staying e**...

Raccoons are the animal of 2020

They always wash their hands and wear a mask

13: I'm the number everybody hates . 6**...: No way, I am the number everybody hates .

2020: lol .

Wow, it's August 2020?

This year flu by............................

I like 2020

Every day there are more positive people

2020 is like when you where playing SIM CITY 2000

You got bored and started clicking on all the disasters menu options at the same time

A man walks into a bar and orders a Corona and two hurricanes...

The bartender says that'll be $20.20

This s**..., 2022 is going to be terrible

Because 2022 is 2020, too

A priest, a nun and some random dude walks into a bar

They ask for a few coronas, hurricanes, and fireballs.
The bartender says "that'll be 2020"

What do you call it when you see two s**... predators running?

2020 US Presidential Election

Man walks into a bar

Orders a corona and 2 hurricanes.
Bartender says, that'll be $20.20

I don't know what animal the year 2020 is in the Chinese calendar

but I'm pretty sure it has rabies.

With how messed up 2020 and the world has been lately...

It's great to see Donald Trump so positive.

2020 is starting to feel like...

The game of thrones series finale we deserve

2020 can't end.

Because we'd be admitting 2021.

2020 is nearly over.

So either it gets even harder and defeats us. Or we make it through to next year. Either way, 2021.

Parents in 2020 B.C. vs Parents in 2020 A.D.

"These kids and their d**... tablets"

In the 80's we used to think in 2020 we'll have flying cars cities on other planets, blah blah blah....

But No! Here we are, teaching people how to wash hands !!!

Amongst the dumbest things I've ever purchased...

was a 2020 year planner.

It's disgraceful that in 2020 the train-driving profession is overwhelmingly male-dominated. Surely it's...

a woman's right to choo-choos.

All this talk about hoping 2020 ends!

Even though its cursed, we can't let it defeat us. That would mean 2021.

God has a meeting with the board of Archangels. He turns to Archangel Joe.

G : "So where are you at with the punishment list for the 2020s??"
J : "All done"
G : "What?"
J : "Yeah, all the punishments for 2020 have been passed"
G : *facepalms* "That was supposed to be for the whole decade not one year you idiot."

An alien lands today...Nov. 4, 2020

Alien: Take me to your leader
Me: Your going to have to wait 10-12 business days for us to sort that out.

2020 joke, An alien lands today...Nov. 4, 2020

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