2020 Jokes

I hate when people ask how I see myself in 3 years

I don't have 2020 vision

My best friend got mad at me because he caught me sniffing his sister's panties

It didn't help that she was still wearing them.

Or that his whole family was there.

That made the rest of his sister's funeral kind of awkward.

And who thought you could make the funeral for such a small child more awkward than it already was..

The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision

I can just see it now.

I can see six years into the future.

I must have 2020 vision.

5 years from now it'll be 2020... I can see it now...

That's a perfect vision joke.

In 2020 we're going to have an entire year of bad puns about vision...

I can't wait to see them all.

It was announced yesterday that the 2020 Summer Olympics in Tokyo will make all of its medals from recycled cellphones.

Well, they're going to make the Olympic torch out of a Samsung Galaxy.

2020 Olympic high jump results

Gold - Mexico

Silver - Mexico

Bronze - Mexico

#2020

In the year 2020 we're going to have a lot of bad puns about vision.

I can't wait to see them all.

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

"I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."

I can see 4 years into the future!

You can say I have 2020 vision

I hope Joe Biden will run for president in 2020

Because when he announces it he's able to say that he's been Biden his time.....

I'm sorry

Just got Lasik. 20/20 would do again.

I can see 6 years into the future.

Thanks to my 2020 vision.

I hate it when people ask me where I'll be in 5 years.

I don't have 2020 vision.

*year 2020* Nurse: Sir, you've been in a coma since 2017

Patient: I thought I was on a United flight.

Nurse: You were but you were volunteered to get off.

I hate when people ask me what I'm going to be doing in 3 years

Like come on guys, I don't have 2020 vision!

I can see 3 years into the future

I guess you can say I have 2020 vision.

The interviewer asked, "Where do you see yourself in five years?"

The job candidate responded, " I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."

Use it while you can, people!

I wish people would stop asking me where I think I'm going to be in 4 years...

I don't have 2020 vision.

At the job interview...

Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

Justin Trudeau announces free lazer eye surgery for all Canadians in 4 years...

When asked why he put forward this proposal, he responded by saying "because it's 2020".

I hate when people ask me what I'm doing in the next three years.

Do I look like I have 2020 vision.

I hate when people asking me what I'm going to be doing in 2 years

Come on guys, I don't have 2020 vision!

I just got glasses!

20/20 would recommend

If I could see 5 years into the future...

would I still have 2020 vision?

I could see every bottle of ketchup in the restaurant.

Heinz sight is 20/20.

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?"

So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

A friend recently asked me where I think I'll be in 4 years.

But how am I supposed to know? I don't have 2020 vision.

What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?

Hindsight is 2020

I can see what's going to happen next year...

... because I have 20/20 vision

I think 50 Cent should run for President in 2020

He's change we can believe in