2020 Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

I hate when people ask how I see myself in 3 years

I don't have 2020 vision

My best friend got mad at me because he caught me sniffing his sister's panties

It didn't help that she was still wearing them.

Or that his whole family was there.

That made the rest of his sister's funeral kind of awkward.

And who thought you could make the funeral for such a small child more awkward than it already was..

The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision

I can just see it now.

I can see six years into the future.

I must have 2020 vision.

5 years from now it'll be 2020... I can see it now...

That's a perfect vision joke.

In 2020 we're going to have an entire year of bad puns about vision...

I can't wait to see them all.

It was announced yesterday that the 2020 Summer Olympics in Tokyo will make all of its medals from recycled cellphones.

Well, they're going to make the Olympic torch out of a Samsung Galaxy.

2020 Olympic high jump results

Gold - Mexico

Silver - Mexico

Bronze - Mexico

#2020

In the year 2020 we're going to have a lot of bad puns about vision.

I can't wait to see them all.

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

"I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."

I can see 4 years into the future!

You can say I have 2020 vision

I hope Joe Biden will run for president in 2020

Because when he announces it he's able to say that he's been Biden his time.....

I'm sorry

Just got Lasik. 20/20 would do again.

I can see 6 years into the future.

Thanks to my 2020 vision.

I hate it when people ask me where I'll be in 5 years.

I don't have 2020 vision.

*year 2020* Nurse: Sir, you've been in a coma since 2017

Patient: I thought I was on a United flight.

Nurse: You were but you were volunteered to get off.

I hate when people ask me what I'm going to be doing in 3 years

Like come on guys, I don't have 2020 vision!

I can see 3 years into the future

I guess you can say I have 2020 vision.

The interviewer asked, "Where do you see yourself in five years?"

The job candidate responded, " I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."

Use it while you can, people!

I wish people would stop asking me where I think I'm going to be in 4 years...

I don't have 2020 vision.

At the job interview...

Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

Justin Trudeau announces free lazer eye surgery for all Canadians in 4 years...

When asked why he put forward this proposal, he responded by saying "because it's 2020".

I hate when people ask me what I'm doing in the next three years.

Do I look like I have 2020 vision.

I hate when people asking me what I'm going to be doing in 2 years

Come on guys, I don't have 2020 vision!

I just got glasses!

20/20 would recommend

If I could see 5 years into the future...

would I still have 2020 vision?

Bernie Sanders joins list of 2020 Democratic Presidential candidates.

Err sorry, typo. That should be:
Bernie Sanders joins list of 2,020 Democratic Presidential candidates.

Is your refrigerator running?

Because I may vote for it in 2020

I could see every bottle of ketchup in the restaurant.

Heinz sight is 20/20.

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?"

So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

A friend recently asked me where I think I'll be in 4 years.

But how am I supposed to know? I don't have 2020 vision.

What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?

Hindsight is 2020

I can see what's going to happen next year...

... because I have 20/20 vision

I think 50 Cent should run for President in 2020

He's change we can believe in

What did the Australian optometrist say to the client with 20/20 vision?

Good eye, mate.

The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many jokes about perfect vision.

I can see it now.

2016 Denial

2017 Anger

2018 Bargaining

2019 Depression

2020 Acceptance

Why is it good to wash your eyes with ketchup?

Because Heinzsight is 20/20.

I just got LASIK done and I highly recommend it to everyone thinking about it.

20/20, would do again.

Dyson is planning to release an electric car by 2020...

I bet they'll suck.

I'm so sick of employers asking me what I'm doing in the next four years

It's not like I have 2020 vision

The American people should elect Gabe Newell president in 2020.

That way we can be 100% certain the President of the United States will not start World War III.

The year is 2020

You won't get it now but it'll be clearer then.

Finally got round to booking my laser eye surgery for the 1st January

Can't wait to have 2020 vision.

The future

Someone asked me the other day if I could see where I would be in 5 years.

Come on man, I wear glasses.

I don't have 2020 vision.

I can't wait till New Year's Day, 2021.

Then I can say hindsight is really 2020.

Former eye doctor Rand Paul decided to run for president in 2016

Of all people, you would have thought he'd have 2020 vision

Apple is always 4 years behind Android phones...

... so I guess 2020 will be explosive!

The only people who can beat Trump in 2020

are the guards and his fellow inmates

If we can get Al Franken to run for President, with the Green Party candidate as his running mate, my bumper sticker would be...

Franken Stein 2020

Extraordinary eyes

My eyes are so good I can see exactly 1 year into the future

I guess I have 2020 vision

Every time I walk into a restaurant...

I automatically find the condiments, because my Heinz-sight is 20/20.

I can see 3 years into the future

It's called 2020 vision

I hate when people ask me what my life will be like in 2 years

I don't have 2020 vision

I'm tired of people asking me where I see myself in a year

I don't have 2020 vision

My dogs can see one year into the future...

Because houndsight is 20/20

Person: What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

This is the last time you will ever hear this joke and have it make sense

Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Yourself: I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

Happy new year everyone. I'm sorry to all those who are in the future right now who can't enjoy this joke.

Only 4 days left to use this joke

I hate it when people ask me where I see myself in 5 years time. I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

You guys may not agree with me but I personally believe that anti-vax kids will make it to 20

2020 that is

Job inteviewer asked me where do I see myself in 5 years

I said, "Sorry but I don't have 2020 vision."

I had a job interview today, the interviewer asked me where I saw myself in 5 years.

Luckily, I have 2020 vision.

Maybe in the year 2020...

we'll all see things more clearly.

By the year 2020, the word "Silly" will be considered Harmful.

It will be replaced by "Seriously Challenged."

The date for Superbowl 2020 has been announced as Sunday, February 2 ...

They haven't yet announced who the Patriots will be playing.

When people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years...

"I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision!"

What are the funniest 2020 jokes of all time?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking about 2020? Well, here are the best 2020 puns to laugh out loud. Crazy and funny 2020 pick up lines to share with friends.

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