2020 Jokes

I hate when people ask how I see myself in 3 years

I don't have 2020 vision

My best friend got mad at me because he caught me sniffing his sister's panties

It didn't help that she was still wearing them.

Or that his whole family was there.

That made the rest of his sister's funeral kind of awkward.

And who thought you could make the funeral for such a small child more awkward than it already was..

I feel really bad for the class of 2020. They say the year really flies by.

I just didn't realize it would Zoom.

Coronavirus ruining your plans for 2020? Save them for 2022!

Cause 2022 is 2020 too.

The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision

I can just see it now.

Has COVID-19 got you wearing glasses and a mask at the same time?

You may be entitled to condensation.

EDIT (July 14, 2020 7:40PM PST): Um, wow. I did not expect the 2.9K likes, especially since I didn't come up with it. Thanks for the support guys and y'all got me, I read it somewhere else and shared it.

I can see six years into the future.

I must have 2020 vision.

5 years from now it'll be 2020... I can see it now...

That's a perfect vision joke.

In 2020 we're going to have an entire year of bad puns about vision...

I can't wait to see them all.

It was announced yesterday that the 2020 Summer Olympics in Tokyo will make all of its medals from recycled cellphones.

Well, they're going to make the Olympic torch out of a Samsung Galaxy.

2020 Olympic high jump results

Gold - Mexico

Silver - Mexico

Bronze - Mexico

If we make it past 2020, I'll be dreading 2022.

After all, 2022 is 2020, too!

Knock, knock

*shouting thru door*
Just leave it outside, Thank you!

(2020 update)

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

"I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."

I hope Joe Biden will run for president in 2020

Because when he announces it he's able to say that he's been Biden his time.....

I'm sorry

Just got Lasik. 20/20 would do again.

I can see 6 years into the future.

Thanks to my 2020 vision.

Jogging

2014 Didn't jog

2015 Didn't jog

2016 Didn't jog

2017 Didn't jog

2018 Didn't jog

2019 Didn't jog

2020 Still not jogging



This is a running joke.

I hate it when people ask me where I'll be in 5 years.

I don't have 2020 vision.

*year 2020* Nurse: Sir, you've been in a coma since 2017

Patient: I thought I was on a United flight.

Nurse: You were but you were volunteered to get off.

I hate when people ask me what I'm going to be doing in 3 years

Like come on guys, I don't have 2020 vision!

I can see 3 years into the future

I guess you can say I have 2020 vision.

The interviewer asked, "Where do you see yourself in five years?"

The job candidate responded, " I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."

Use it while you can, people!

My vision is like 2020

It's terrible

You think 2020 is bad...

Just wait fror the sequel, 2022

2013: Didn't jog - 2014: Didn't jog - 2015: Didn't jog - 2016: Didn't jog - 2017: Didn't jog - 2018: Didn't jog - 2019: Didn't jog - 2020: Still haven't jogged

This is a running joke.

What does LGBTQ stand for in 2020

Lets get back to quarantine, obviously




Stay safe everyone

I wish people would stop asking me where I think I'm going to be in 4 years...

I don't have 2020 vision.

At the job interview...

Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

Justin Trudeau announces free lazer eye surgery for all Canadians in 4 years...

When asked why he put forward this proposal, he responded by saying "because it's 2020".

2020 has a new calendar out

January

February

Lockdown

December

I hate when people ask me what I'm doing in the next three years.

Do I look like I have 2020 vision.

You know what was the biggest waste of money in 2020?

I renewed my passport

I had high expectations for doing great things in 2020. Instead I'm stuck at home jacking off and playing Nintendo.

The old 'bate and Switch.

I just got glasses!

20/20 would recommend

If I could see 5 years into the future...

would I still have 2020 vision?

I went to the optician today because I keep seeing the world fall apart.

He said I have 2020 vision.

Bernie Sanders joins list of 2020 Democratic Presidential candidates.

Err sorry, typo. That should be:
Bernie Sanders joins list of 2,020 Democratic Presidential candidates.

I could see every bottle of ketchup in the restaurant.

Heinz sight is 20/20.

Congratulations 2020 graduating class

Reigning senior skip day champions!

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?"

So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

A friend recently asked me where I think I'll be in 4 years.

But how am I supposed to know? I don't have 2020 vision.

2020 is a leap year

and it leaped right into some bullshit

What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?

Hindsight is 2020

We should re-download 2020

Because it has a virus

I can see what's going to happen next year...

... because I have 20/20 vision

I think 50 Cent should run for President in 2020

He's change we can believe in

What did the Australian optometrist say to the client with 20/20 vision?

Good eye, mate.

Here's a good 2020 joke.

A man walks into a bar.

2020 is a weird year

5 years ago i entered a bank in a mask and i got forced to quarantine for years, today i got praised for it.. weird times to be alive

What is the biggest waste of money?

A 2020 planner

Why is it good to wash your eyes with ketchup?

Because Heinzsight is 20/20.

2016 Denial

2017 Anger

2018 Bargaining

2019 Depression

2020 Acceptance

I just got LASIK done and I highly recommend it to everyone thinking about it.

20/20, would do again.

I'm so sick of employers asking me what I'm doing in the next four years

It's not like I have 2020 vision

Dyson is planning to release an electric car by 2020...

I bet they'll suck.

The American people should elect Gabe Newell president in 2020.

That way we can be 100% certain the President of the United States will not start World War III.

Can't wait to get to next year. Thought I could beat 2020.

2021.

The year is 2020

You won't get it now but it'll be clearer then.

I know they say 2020 vision is good...

But I haven't been able to see anyone

Thou shalt wear a mask

Hygenesis 20:20

Finally got round to booking my laser eye surgery for the 1st January

Can't wait to have 2020 vision.

The future

Someone asked me the other day if I could see where I would be in 5 years.

Come on man, I wear glasses.

I don't have 2020 vision.

Is it safe to say that babies born in the year 2020 will be called....

...doomers?

I can't wait till New Year's Day, 2021.

Then I can say hindsight is really 2020.

Former eye doctor Rand Paul decided to run for president in 2016

Of all people, you would have thought he'd have 2020 vision