2020 Jokes

I hate when people ask how I see myself in 3 years

I don't have 2020 vision

Tesla Edison Joke

What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison.

My best friend got mad at me because he caught me sniffing his sister's panties

It didn't help that she was still wearing them.

Or that his whole family was there.

That made the rest of his sister's funeral kind of awkward.

And who thought you could make the funeral for such a small child more awkward than it already was..

The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision

I can just see it now.

I can see six years into the future.

I must have 2020 vision.

5 years from now it'll be 2020... I can see it now...

That's a perfect vision joke.

In 2020 we're going to have an entire year of bad puns about vision...

I can't wait to see them all.

I hate when people ask me where I see myself in 3 years.

Do I look like I have a 2020 vision?

It was announced yesterday that the 2020 Summer Olympics in Tokyo will make all of its medals from recycled cellphones.

Well, they're going to make the Olympic torch out of a Samsung Galaxy.

2020 Olympic high jump results

Gold - Mexico

Silver - Mexico

Bronze - Mexico

#2020

In the year 2020 we're going to have a lot of bad puns about vision.

I can't wait to see them all.

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

"I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."

I can see 4 years into the future!

You can say I have 2020 vision

I hate when people ask me what I see myself doing in 5 years......

I don't have 2020 vision

Hate when people ask me where I see my self in 3 years time.

I dont have 2020 vision

I hope Joe Biden will run for president in 2020

Because when he announces it he's able to say that he's been Biden his time.....

I'm sorry

Just got Lasik. 20/20 would do again.

I can see 6 years into the future.

Thanks to my 2020 vision.

I hate when people ask me what I'm see myself doing in 5 years...

Its not like I have 2020 vision.

Trump will be President until 2020

It would have been 20:15, but the sniper got stuck in traffic...

I hate it when people ask me where I'll be in 5 years.

I don't have 2020 vision.

*year 2020* Nurse: Sir, you've been in a coma since 2017

Patient: I thought I was on a United flight.

Nurse: You were but you were volunteered to get off.

I hate when people ask me what I'm going to be doing in 3 years

Like come on guys, I don't have 2020 vision!

I hate when people ask me where I see myself in 5 years...

Come on guys. I don't have 2020 vision.

I can see 3 years into the future

I guess you can say I have 2020 vision.

The interviewer asked, "Where do you see yourself in five years?"

The job candidate responded, " I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."

Use it while you can, people!

I hate it when people ask me where I'll be in 5 years time...

Come on guys, I don't have 2020 vision.

Where do you see yourself in 3 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

At least in 4 years

we'll be able to look back at this election with 2020 vision.

I wish people would stop asking me where I think I'm going to be in 4 years...

I don't have 2020 vision.

At the job interview...

Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

I hate it when people ask me where I see myself in 3 years...

It's not like I have 2020 vision.

Justin Trudeau announces free lazer eye surgery for all Canadians in 4 years...

When asked why he put forward this proposal, he responded by saying "because it's 2020".

I hate when people ask me what I'm doing in the next three years.

Do I look like I have 2020 vision.

I hate when people ask what I see myself doing in 5 years

How would I know, I don't have 2020 vision

Trump's campaign slogan for 2020

You get out what you Putin

I hate when people asking me what I'm going to be doing in 2 years

Come on guys, I don't have 2020 vision!

If I could see 5 years into the future...

would I still have 2020 vision?

I just got glasses!

20/20 would recommend

I could see every bottle of ketchup in the restaurant.

Heinz sight is 20/20.

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?"

So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

A friend recently asked me where I think I'll be in 4 years.

But how am I supposed to know? I don't have 2020 vision.

What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?

Hindsight is 2020

Want to know how I can see 6 years into the future?

I have 2020 vision.

I can see what's going to happen next year...

... because I have 20/20 vision

I think 50 Cent should run for President in 2020

He's change we can believe in

I hate when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years

I don't have 2020 vision

What did the Australian optometrist say to the client with 20/20 vision?

Good eye, mate.

The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many jokes about perfect vision.

I can see it now.

I hate when people ask me where I see myself in two years

I don't have 2020 vision

If Trump wins the presidency, what will be his reelection slogan in 2020?

Make America decent again.

2016 Denial

2017 Anger

2018 Bargaining

2019 Depression

2020 Acceptance

I just got LASIK done and I highly recommend it to everyone thinking about it.

20/20, would do again.

The American people should elect Gabe Newell president in 2020.

That way we can be 100% certain the President of the United States will not start World War III.

I'm so sick of employers asking me what I'm doing in the next four years

It's not like I have 2020 vision

I hate it when people ask me how I see myself in 2 years.

I don't have 2020 vision.

In an interview I was asked where I see myself in 5 years time.

"I don't know. I'm afraid I don't have 2020 vision"

Dyson is planning to release an electric car by 2020...

I bet they'll suck.

Finally got round to booking my laser eye surgery for the 1st January

Can't wait to have 2020 vision.

The year is 2020

You won't get it now but it'll be clearer then.

The future

Someone asked me the other day if I could see where I would be in 5 years.

Come on man, I wear glasses.

I don't have 2020 vision.

I can't wait till New Year's Day, 2021.

Then I can say hindsight is really 2020.

Former eye doctor Rand Paul decided to run for president in 2016

Of all people, you would have thought he'd have 2020 vision

Apple is always 4 years behind Android phones...

... so I guess 2020 will be explosive!

I hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years...

It's not like I have 2020 vision

If we can get Al Franken to run for President, with the Green Party candidate as his running mate, my bumper sticker would be...

Franken Stein 2020

What will be the campaign motto of Trump's opponent in 2020?

Make America Great Again

Every time I walk into a restaurant...

I automatically find the condiments, because my Heinz-sight is 20/20.

I hate when people ask me what my life will be like in 2 years

I don't have 2020 vision

Not a fan of the Disaster Artist...

I hope he doesn't get re-elected in 2020

I can see 3 years into the future

It's called 2020 vision

This is the last time you will ever hear this joke and have it make sense

Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Yourself: I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

Happy new year everyone. I'm sorry to all those who are in the future right now who can't enjoy this joke.

I wish people would stop asking me where I see myself in 5 years..

I don't have 2020 vision.

Person: What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

Only 4 days left to use this joke

I hate it when people ask me where I see myself in 5 years time. I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

By the year 2020, the word "Silly" will be considered Harmful.

It will be replaced by "Seriously Challenged."

Job inteviewer asked me where do I see myself in 5 years

I said, "Sorry but I don't have 2020 vision."

I had a job interview today, the interviewer asked me where I saw myself in 5 years.

Luckily, I have 2020 vision.

Maybe in the year 2020...

we'll all see things more clearly.

I hate it when people ask me where I see myself in 3 years.

I mean, I don't have 2020 vision.

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

When people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years...

"I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision!"

NASA is planning another rover for Mars in 2020

They should call it Hindsight

I guess we can call the next election, "the hindsight election."

Because it will be 2020.

A woman is to be on the $10 bill by 2020!

The U.S. Government says it's also decreasing to be worth $7.80 as well!

When someone asks me where I see myself in 5 years...

I dunno...I don't have 2020 vision.

Please stop asking me what I will be doing in 3 years,

It's not like I have 2020 vision.

Someone asked me today where I see myself in 3 years

I removed my glasses and said i don't know, unfortunately I don't have 2020 vision.

I've got an idea for who should run for President next...

Hindsight, 2020.

My girlfriend is really supportive but she's not very bright. One time, during a fight, I asked her "What's your IQ, anyway?!"

She shouted back defiantly "20/20!"

I just had a really good premonition about 2020

It was a perfect vision.

Eyesight

My new optician is a legend. This new set of glasses he gave me allows me to see a few years into the future.

Finally, I have 2020 vision.

People are wondering who will win the 2016 Presidential election, but I already know who will win the next election.

That's because I've got 2020 vision.

Don't ask me where I see myself in 3 years time

I don't have 2020 vision

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

My friend asked me where I see myself in the new year.

How would I know? I don't have 2020 vision.

If the Vision movie comes out in 2020...

The Marvel marketing group will have a field day

My vision is okish

But in just a few years I'll be able to see 2020

My eyesight is so good I can see the future.

I have 2020 visions.

I hate it when people ask what I'll be doing in five years...

Come on guys, I dont have 2020 vision

I'm not sure how the next election is going to turn out

Because I don't have 2020 vision

They asked me where I would be in 5 years...

I said I don't know I don't have 2020 vision.

We're supposed to lose all the trees by 2020

but if we work hard, we can make it by 2018.

That awesome moment when you realise...

...in 2020 it will be 4/20 for a whole month.

What do you think will happen in 3 years time?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

I thought I could see two years into the future

Turns out I just have 2020 vision

Hindsight is 20/20

But Heinzsight is tomato/tamato

I know who the next president will be.

It's because of my 2020 vision.

I hate it when people ask me what I'm doing in three years time...

C'mon guys, I don't have 2020 vision

I hate when people ask how I see myself a year from now.

I don't have 2020 vision.

I hate when people ask what I hope to be doing in 5 years time.

I mean come on, I don't have 2020 vision.

Will trump get a second term?

Does it look like I have 2020 vision?

Neymar is going to participate in the 2020 Olympics

He's Brazil's next star in the Diving competition.

Hindsight is 20/20.

Or 8:20 PM, for the civilians out there.

I hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years time..

I mean come on, I don't have 2020 vision!

I've got an eye test next year.

I think I've got 2020 vision.

Someone asked me today where I'll be in 5 years...

Seriously? I'm wearing glasses, you know I don't have 2020 vision.

Where you do see yourself in five years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision!

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

I don't know. I don't have 2020 Vision.

perfect vision

Whenever someone asks me what I plan on doing in five years I always get frustrated.
Like c'mon guys I don't have 2020 vision.

I'm officially starting my campaign next election

And my slogan will be "Hindsight 2020"

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

I hate when people ask where I see myself in 5 years.

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

Why are blind people looking forward to the year after next?

Because they'll have 2020 vision.

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

In 2020.

I hate it when people ask me what I see myself doing in 5 years

I mean what am I supposed to say? I don't have 2020 vision

Hey! How about that? I have good news for people wearing glasses!

Next year you'll be finally able to see 2020.

Where do you see yourself in four years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

People keep asking me what I'll be doing in 3 years time

Like come on guys I don't have 2020 vision

I asked Chris Christie if he was going to run for president in 2020

He said he'd cross that bridge when he got there.

Hate it when people ask me what I will be doing five years from now

Come on guys, I don't have 2020 vision

I wake up every day in a house built by slaves

-Melania Trump, 2020

Handgun owners have a 2% increased rate of suicide.

If we could get that up to 10%, Democrats stand a chance in 2020.

You know which presidential candidate in 2020 will have the hardest time?

Tom Cotton.


Having to tell black people to "Pick Cotton!" in 2020.

It Turns out Trump was right about 1 thing...

Never send a woman to do a man's job!
Bernie 2020!

Well if Trump is a bad president, hopefully by the next election...

We'll have 2020 hindsight

2016 has been the year for unforeseen outcomes

Something tells me 20/20 will be the year of hindsight.

I hope that Senator Franken runs for President in 2020 and picks Jill Stein as his running mate

That'd be a real Franken/Stein ticket

2020 Presidential Campaign Slogan

"A Clear Vision for America"

I look forward to hearing Michelle Obama's speech again.

At the 2020 RNC.

I had an interview today. The guy interviewing me asked me where I saw myself in 5 years...

I told him I didn't have 2020 vision.