Hilarious Fun 2019 Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
A black guy in an library asked me where the colored printer was
I said "Sir, this is 2019. You can use any printer you want".
I was visiting my granddaughter the other day and asked to borrow a newspaper.
It's 2019, we don't buy newspapers anymore. Here's my iPad.
I'll tell you this, that fly never knew what hit him.
iPhone's from the future.
2016: iPhone 7=no headphone jack
2017: iPhone 8=no battery
2018: iPhone 9=no screen
2019: iPhone 10=no phone at all, just pay Apple $1000
2016 Denial
2017 Anger
2018 Bargaining
2019 Depression
2020 Acceptance
*Politics* Year 2019, two inmates are talking in a prison:
\- What are you here for?
\- I wrote a comic s**... saying that our president was an idiot.
\- Did they charge you under an article for rioting or harassment then?
\- For disclosure of classified information.
So we wont see season 8 of Game of Thrones until 2019
They're really dragon it out
Marvel Cinematic Universe just announced their newest addition to their 2015 film that will be released in 2019 starring a transgender hero.
Auntman
my friend bought tickets for the super bowl Llll on February 3rd 2019 in Atlanta not realizing that it is also the day of his marriage. so if someone is interested
The church is in Rochester, the womens name is Clarissa
Talk Like A Pirate Day
"Okay, we know we said we'd come back stronger than ever this year, and we admit that 4th place in the division is not where we wanted to be. But it IS a better-than-.500 record, so there's that, and we have some good prospects in the pipe for 2019."
I am glad Game of Thrones is coming to an end in 2019
I hate when TV shows dragon too long.
I can't believe that in 2019 viruses and bacteria can still just invade my body whenever they want
It makes me sick
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Year 2019
So far, 2019 seems odd.
Like every other year.
It hasn't even been 2019 for a month yet
It feels like so much longer ago that I broke all of my resolutions
What is in common between a comedian, a chocolate factory owner and a criminal?
They are all running for Ukraine Presidency in 2019.
It's 2019 quit making gay jokes
Come on guys
The official list of emojis for 2019 has been updated to include a drop of blood, which is meant to symbolize m**.... Although, if tech companies really wanted to accurately portray the suffering caused by periods...
...they should use an emoji of a husband quietly m**... in the bathroom.
1999: kidss sneak out to drink
2009: kids sneak out to smoke w**...
2019: kids sneak out to get vaccinated
Congrats to the Patriots on their 7th ring,
Super Bowls XXXVI (2001), XXXVIII (2003), XXXIX (2004), XLIX (2014), LI (2016), LIII (2018), Prostitution Ring (2019)!
Coming in 2019: a new interactive Netflix experience that shows what happens to society when all crimes are legal, and the entire thing is available live streaming. The series you can't miss, it's...
Binging and Purging
I Started Watching A New Series During Lockdown
It's a series about how a respiratory illness spread throughout the world in 2019 and 2020, and damaged many economies, as well as caused many people to lose their lives...the illness is even said to have originated in China. Despite similarities, the writers say it's not based on the novel, *Coronavirus.*
Why wasn't the movie Five Feet Apart (2019) more successful?
It was a year early and a foot short.
-you're so cute. I liked your accent
+thank you. It's 2019 1.6 Diesel
2013: Didn't jog - 2014: Didn't jog - 2015: Didn't jog - 2016: Didn't jog - 2017: Didn't jog - 2018: Didn't jog - 2019: Didn't jog - 2020: Still haven't jogged
This is a running joke.
chinese new years
2009. Ox
2010. Tiger.
2011. Rabbit.
2012. Dragon.
2013. Snake.
2014. Horse.
2015. Goat.
2016. Monkey.
2017. Rooster.
2018. Dog.
2019. Pig.
2020. Rat.
2021. Ox.
All served with rice or chips, bat and pangolin scale sauce £1.00 extra.
2019 to 2020 is a lot like Nicki Minaj to Cardi B
I didn't realize how much I enjoyed 2019 until 2020 happened
What's something that can be not popular but very viral?
Corona in the end of 2019
Jogging
2014 Didn't jog
2015 Didn't jog
2016 Didn't jog
2017 Didn't jog
2018 Didn't jog
2019 Didn't jog
2020 Still not jogging
This is a running joke.
The worst thing I bought in 2019
was a 2020 planner
Saw a little girl walk into my store today wearing a shirt that said FINISHER 2019...
I said sweetie, that's a basic achievement, FINISHER 2020 is the real achievement.
2019 and 2020 got into a fight as to which one was the crappier year.
2021.
The Court has decided Elon Musk will be Granted Sole Custody of Child X Æ A-12 After Divorce from Wife Grimes
Since he filed for and was awarded the patent back in March of 2019
2019: Stay away from negative People
2020: Stay away from positive people
2020 has been difficult down here in Alabama.
2019 was tough too though. I lost a dad and uncle. I sure do miss him..
I saw them shaking hands
like it was 2019
The year is 2018 and I don't jog. The year is 2019 and I don't jog. The year is 2020 and I still don't jog.
This is a running joke.
Hindsight is overrated...
...20/19 was better
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because they had a fight and 2021
I didn't run a marathon in 2018.
I didn't run a marathon in 2019.
I didn't run a marathon in 2020.
I've never run a marathon in my life.
...
This is a running joke.
My 2019 was about staying away from people being negative..
My 2020 was about staying away from people being positive..
"Grandma, if you can hear us, show us a sign"
until 2019 : Spiritism session.
2020 : Skype call session.
In 2017, i didn't jog. In 2018 i didn't jog. In 2019 i didn't jog. In 2020 i didn't jog.
This is a running joke
2019 and 2020 fought to see which year was worse.
2021
My New Years Resolution is to get a girlfriend
After what happened in 2020, i didn't get the chance to, but 2021 will be the year.
~~After what happened in 2019, i didn't get the chance to, but 2020 will be the year.~~
~~After what happened in 2018, i didn't get the chance to, but 2019 will be the year.~~
~~After what happened in 2017, i didn't get the chance to, but 2018 will be the year.~~
~~After what happened in 2016, i didn't get the chance to, but 2017 will be the year.~~
~~After what happened in 2015, i didn't get the chance to, but 2016 will be the year.~~
In 2019, school was prison.
Now it's house arrest.
What does my dad and a large crowd have in common?
Never seen them since 2019
In 2019, we coughed to cover up a f**....
In 2021, we f**... to cover up a cough.
In 2019 I had 20/20 vision.
It was s**....
Having too much s**... can cause memory loss.
I read it on page 14 in a medical journal on the 14th November 2019 at 3.19pm
2010: Didn't jog.
2011: Didn't jog.
2012: Didn't jog.
2013: Didn't jog.
2014: Didn't jog.
2015: Didn't jog.
2016: Didn't jog.
2017: Didn't jog.
2018: Didn't jog.
2019: Didn't jog.
2020: Didn't jog.
2021: Didn't jog.
2022: Still haven't jogged.
This is a running joke.
My new year's resolution for 2023
Is to accomplish the goals of 2022 which I should have done in 2021 because I promised them in 2020 and planned them in 2019
Why was 2018 scared of 2020?
Because 2020 and 2019 got in a fight...and 2021.
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