That's it. That's the entire fucking joke.
In 2017, celebrities touched people and their legacies died.
He replied,"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Deport him and you do not have to feed him again."
Trump 20:16
I said, "Dude, it's 2016 you can use any printer you want."
Just to be sure I start 2016 on the right foot
.. And a black Gentleman came over to me and asked where the coloured printer was. I replied "Man its 2016 you can use any printer!"
1 for 2008, 1 for 2016
I guess we'll just have to call them the Ts.
In 2016, they ate 73,432,384 bananas,
and only ate 6 monkeys.
Hi! I've got 2 tickets for the final of Euro 2016 but forgot that it's on the same day as my wedding so I can't go.
If you are interested and want to go instead of me ...
... It's at St. Nicholas' Church, Brighton and she's called Jane.
But even he could not survive 2016
It's like everyone and their mothers are dying.
^^sorry ^^not ^^sorry
Only 30 more to go and I'm there!
Two thousand and sixteen
I said "Shit man, it's 2016 you can use whatever printer you want!"
...but I can't decide between "eggshell", "beige", or "2016 Oscars".
I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.
Half of the competitors cheat and the other half aren't qualified.
The bartender looks up and says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve noble gases here."
Argon doesn't react because reacting has been copyrighted by The Fine Bros since 2016.
I said "It's 2016, Jamal, you can use any printer you want"
His family are taking it really hard.
People warned me, that if I voted for Hillary Clinton it would be the end of civility and truthfulness in the US as we know it, the deficit would skyrocket, and there would be never ending investigations of the president.
Well, I voted for Hillary and that was what happened!
2016 he lost it to them.
(George Michael)
It's so 2016
Some time passes after the 2016 US Presidential election, and Barack Obama passes away from old age. He gets bored after a while in heaven, and asks God if he can return to Earth for a while to see how the good ole' US of A is turning out. God agrees.
Obama returns to Brooklyn, and walks into a bar, ordering a beer. He asks the barkeep "How's the country? How are foreign affairs? Any problems currently being faced?"
"Oh, nothing at all, sir. We're an empire now. We're successful."
"But what about Iraq and Afghanistan? Those were terrorist hotspots not too long ago?"
"We control it now. We're an empire. Everything is good."
"But what about Europe, Asia, and their financial crises?"
"That too has been taken care of. We are now finally an empire."
Pleased at the outlook of the country he once led, Obama asks the bartender for the bill:
"65 rubles, sir", replies the bartender.
The pessimist says "It can't get any worse" and the optimist says "Oh yes it can!"
That way, I'll reach my goal of losing 20 pounds AND start 2017 off on the right foot!
When i'm pulled over, it's the quickest way to tell the Cop i'm white.
He goes into the clubhouse to get membership and play a round.
The receptionist says 'Sorry sir, we don't allow black people in this club.'
'That's ridiculous. It's 2016 and you don't allow black people in this golf club?'
'Please don't make a scene sir, there's another golf club 5 minutes down the road and they will let you in'
'But I'm Usain Bolt!'
'Its only 2 minutes then'
Credit to /u/Ron_manager who posted this a year or so ago, it's a breath of fresh air compared to the usual Bolt/Hitler one that does the rounds.
Just like it was yesterday.
The American General begins to boast: "Our submarines are the best in the world! The newest 2016 model can stay weeks under water without having to surface!"
The Russian general is unimpressed and says: "Russian U-boat is best. Months we stay under water and no need to go up!"
The German general is impressed and doesn't know what to say.
Suddenly they see waves appearing a little off the shore and with a splash, a submarine surfaces. The hatch opens and the emerging soldier raises his right arm "Heil Hitler! We are out of fuel!"
My black friend asked me if there was a colored printer in the library.
I said "What the fuck man it's, 2016, you can use whatever printer you want".
2016: Trump doesn't stand a chance.
2017: Trump's still trying?
2018: "Hey, are you guys going to watch the hunger games tonight? I hope my district wins"
Mariah Carey's Performance at Dick Clarks Rockin New Years Eve
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