2015 Jokes
67 2015 jokes and hilarious 2015 puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 2015 that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Check out these old 2015 jokes to turn your frown upside down! From dreams of a Corvette to smiles that last all day, these jokes will have you rolling on the ground, laughing until you're happy!
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Funniest 2015 Short Jokes
Short 2015 jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 2015 humour may include short dream jokes also.
- My black friend asked me where to find the color copier I said it's 2015 and he can use whatever copier he wants to
- Jogging 2014 Didn't jog
2015 Didn't jog
2016 Didn't jog
2017 Didn't jog
2018 Didn't jog
2019 Didn't jog
2020 Still not jogging
This is a running joke. - Caitlyn Jenner won Woman of the Year on 2015 Proving that even when men are women they're better at it than women are.
- My cat passed. RIP Fluffy McMittens
2002-2003 2003-2005 2005-2007 2007-2008 2008-2011 2011-2013 2013-2014 2014-2015 2015-2016 - 2013: Didn't jog - 2014: Didn't jog - 2015: Didn't jog - 2016: Didn't jog - 2017: Didn't jog - 2018: Didn't jog - 2019: Didn't jog - 2020: Still haven't jogged This is a running joke.
- So I was in the library the other day... My black friend comes over and ask me where the color printers were at. I looked up and said "it's 2015 man you can use whatever printer you want".
- Marvel Cinematic Universe just announced their newest addition to their 2015 film that will be released in 2019 starring a transgender hero. Auntman
- My 20/15 eyesight is really helpful during tough economic times... because a lot of jobs require minimum supervision.
- A recent survey asked 12 year old's what was their best accomplishment in 2015. 87 percent of them answered "your mom"
- Muhammad Ali in 1974: Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee Floyd Mayweather in 2015: Run like a chicken, hug like a bear
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2015 One Liners
Which 2015 one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 2015? I can suggest the ones about corvette and blue.
- In 1466, dracula started eating 16-year-old virgins. In 2015, he died of starvation.
- 2015 was an odd year It will all even out this year though
- I found a bug in Madden 2015 I sacked Tony Romo, and he didn't break his collarbone.
- And your 2015 Miss Universe is Columbia! -Steve Harvey
- You know Juul was founded in 2015... So some of you need to stop hitting 5 year olds.
- Imagine us waiting for 2016 and all of sudden comes 2015 s
- Krishna Janmashtami 2015 Messages, SMS, Wishes for Whatsapp
- PUNJABI STAGE DRAMA 2015
- What do you call a gay couple before June 2015? Partners in crime
- And the father of the year 2015 award goes to.. Year 2014!
- Best Dont Judge Challenge August 2015
- What do you call a Chef stuck in 2015? Chey BOIardee
- Thank you 2015 for... Bees?
- What did 2016 say to 2015? 10/10 would do again.
- Teacher Day 2015 Short Speech, Essay & Article In Marathi For Kids
Old 2015 Jokes
Here is a list of funny old 2015 jokes and even better old 2015 puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Did you hear about that kid who claimed that his age was 2015? He was infact a *year* old.
Cheeky 2015 Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
What funny jokes about 2015 you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mph jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 2015 pranks.
I'm not worried at all about this Ebola crisis.
I've just purchased the new 2015 edition of Norton Antivirus. Feeling pretty smug.
I'm kinda terrified for 2015
2 + 0 + 1 + 5 = 8.
The EXACT number of n**... h**... would've had if he had 6 more n**...!
Now that it is 2015 we should all really be on the lookout for Marty Mcfly.
If it is only to forewarn him to invest heavily in Parkinsons research on his return to 1985.
A black guy in the library just asked me where the colored printer is...
It's 2015 dude, use whatever printer you want.
Latest jokes 2015 i have perfect son
The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
How did Marty McFly react when shown what 2015 would really look like?
Gee, it's hard to say, although he did seem pretty shaken up about it.
Using a pencil to vote in the 2015 General Election...
As safe an option as letting Jimmy Saville volunteer in a Kids Hospital.
My Black friend asked me..
If there was a colored printer in our hotel. I told him its 2015 and he can use whatever printer he wants.
The biggest joke of 2015..
When you have Donald Trump, Hilary Clinton, and Deez Nuts running for President.
Did you hear about the attempted shooting at the 2015 Pokémon World Championship?
The gunmen tried to escape, but luckily, officers were able to catch'em all.
Apple more profitable than Samsung still in 2015
Guess you could say they definitely out cell the competition.
s**... Ed in 2015
Remember kids, 'Netflix and Chill' is only one "D" away from 'Netflix and Child.'
TIL that in 2015 Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald became one of the first ever same s**... couples to get married in Ireland.
They're perfect for each other because Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald.
Three men walk into a car part store...
I need taillights for a Mustang the first one says. What year? the employee asks. 2015 he answers. There you go , the worker hands in the parts. The second guy goes to the counter, saying I need a steering wheel for a Mustang . What year?
1997 he answers. There you go . After he payed, the third guy comes to the counter. I need rear suspensions for a Mustang . There you go .
"What do you think about the End Of The World in 2013?"
b**.... I Have a Can of Tuna that will end in 2015
Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?
In 2015 humans consumed 65 million tons of bananas and only 8 monkeys.
What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?
One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.
My goal for 2017....
....is to accomplish the goals of 2016 which I should have done in 2015 because I made a promise in 2014 and planned in 2013
Summing up things about this year
2015: I am officially THE WORST YEAR EVER!
2016: Hold my beer.
My New Year Resolution of 2016
Is to achieve my goals of 2015
Which I had should have done in 2014
And promised in 2013
And planned in 2012
And to remember to write 2017 instead of 2016
My wife said that I need to pay more attention to what's going on around me.
So, in 2015, I'm going to try harder.
Two bears and three bears walk into a bar.....
They ask for oil price from 2015 through 2017.
I heard this in 2015.
I hate when someone asks me where I see myself in 5 years. Like come on, I don't have 20/20 vision.
It's 2015. Bill Clinton is whipping up celebrity endorsements for Hillary with a Halloween party. He invites his friend, Arnold Schwarzenegger and suggests they go as dead presidents for the media. Too cliche says Arnie. What about dead musicians. Great idea. I'll be Coltrane. What about you?
I'll be Bach.
I'll admit I didn't appreciate the direction NFS 2015 was heading towards.
when they headed to the city there was a lot of traffic
In 2015, while addressing graduates of SMU, George W. Bush said;
"To those of you who received honours, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the 'C' students, I say you, too, can be president of the United States."
Then Donald Trump came and said Bush has denied us, Americans our right to be POTUS!
chinese new years
2009. Ox
2010. Tiger.
2011. Rabbit.
2012. Dragon.
2013. Snake.
2014. Horse.
2015. Goat.
2016. Monkey.
2017. Rooster.
2018. Dog.
2019. Pig.
2020. Rat.
2021. Ox.
All served with rice or chips, bat and pangolin scale sauce £1.00 extra.
My New Years Resolution is to get a girlfriend
After what happened in 2020, i didn't get the chance to, but 2021 will be the year.
~~After what happened in 2019, i didn't get the chance to, but 2020 will be the year.~~
~~After what happened in 2018, i didn't get the chance to, but 2019 will be the year.~~
~~After what happened in 2017, i didn't get the chance to, but 2018 will be the year.~~
~~After what happened in 2016, i didn't get the chance to, but 2017 will be the year.~~
~~After what happened in 2015, i didn't get the chance to, but 2016 will be the year.~~
Speaking of foreskins.....
A baby boy was born back in 2015 with a rare condition called Ablepharon-macrostomia syndrome that left him without eyelids. This happened in my small resort town in upstate NY, it turned that there was a world-renowned plastic surgeon in town and he performed a surgery to correct the condition. Due to the lack of suitable donors for the skin the doctor used the boy's f**..., post circumcision. I saw him the other day and other than looking a little c**...-eyed he seemed okay.
Nintendo recently found a truck that was stolen in 2015 and all the Wii games were still in the trailer.
They released them for sale at only $59.99.
2010: Didn't jog.
2011: Didn't jog.
2012: Didn't jog.
2013: Didn't jog.
2014: Didn't jog.
2015: Didn't jog.
2016: Didn't jog.
2017: Didn't jog.
2018: Didn't jog.
2019: Didn't jog.
2020: Didn't jog.
2021: Didn't jog.
2022: Still haven't jogged.
This is a running joke.
