The Best 49 2015 Jokes

Following is our collection of 2015 jokes which are very funny. There are some 2015 blue jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 2015 open puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

I'm kinda terrified for 2015

2 + 0 + 1 + 5 = 8.
The EXACT number of nipples Hitler would've had if he had 6 more nipples!

Now that it is 2015 we should all really be on the lookout for Marty Mcfly.

If it is only to forewarn him to invest heavily in Parkinsons research on his return to 1985.

My 20/15 eyesight is really helpful during tough economic times...

because a lot of jobs require minimum supervision.

A black guy in the library just asked me where the colored printer is...

It's 2015 dude, use whatever printer you want.

So I was in the library the other day...

My black friend comes over and ask me where the color printers were at. I looked up and said "it's 2015 man you can use whatever printer you want".


Latest jokes 2015 i have perfect son

The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

How did Marty McFly react when shown what 2015 would really look like?

Gee, it's hard to say, although he did seem pretty shaken up about it.

Muhammad Ali in 1974: Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee

Floyd Mayweather in 2015: Run like a chicken, hug like a bear

Using a pencil to vote in the 2015 General Election...

As safe an option as letting Jimmy Saville volunteer in a Kids Hospital.

My Black friend asked me..

If there was a colored printer in our hotel. I told him its 2015 and he can use whatever printer he wants.

The biggest joke of 2015..

When you have Donald Trump, Hilary Clinton, and Deez Nuts running for President.

Top 2015 Puns and Funny Jokes

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Did you hear about the attempted shooting at the 2015 PokΓ©mon World Championship?

The gunmen tried to escape, but luckily, officers were able to catch'em all.

Krishna Janmashtami 2015 Messages, SMS, Wishes for Whatsapp

Best Dont Judge Challenge August 2015

Teacher Day 2015 Short Speech, Essay & Article In Marathi For Kids

The investigation of Ceres was pretty dull and uneventful in general.

Except for the discoveries in 2015, those were the two lone bright spots.

My black friend asked me where to find the color copier

I said it's 2015 and he can use whatever copier he wants to

And the father of the year 2015 award goes to..

Year 2014!

Apple more profitable than Samsung still in 2015

Guess you could say they definitely out cell the competition.


Sex Ed in 2015

Remember kids, 'Netflix and Chill' is only one "D" away from 'Netflix and Child.'

I found a bug in Madden 2015

I sacked Tony Romo, and he didn't break his collarbone.

Imagine us waiting for 2016 and all of sudden comes 2015 s

And your 2015 Miss Universe is Columbia!

-Steve Harvey

2015 was an odd year

It will all even out this year though

Thank you 2015 for...

Bees?

A recent survey asked 12 year old's what was their best accomplishment in 2015.

87 percent of them answered "your mom"

In 1466, Dracula started eating 16-year-old virgins.

In 2015, he died of starvation.

TIL that in 2015 Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald became one of the first ever same sex couples to get married in Ireland.

They're perfect for each other because Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald.

Three men walk into a car part store...

I need taillights for a Mustang the first one says. What year? the employee asks. 2015 he answers. There you go , the worker hands in the parts. The second guy goes to the counter, saying I need a steering wheel for a Mustang . What year?
1997 he answers. There you go . After he payed, the third guy comes to the counter. I need rear suspensions for a Mustang . There you go .

Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?

In 2015 humans consumed 65 million tons of bananas and only 8 monkeys.

What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

What do you call a gay couple before June 2015?

Partners in crime

My goal for 2017....

....is to accomplish the goals of 2016 which I should have done in 2015 because I made a promise in 2014 and planned in 2013

Summing up things about this year

2015: I am officially THE WORST YEAR EVER!

2016: Hold my beer.

My New Year Resolution of 2016

Is to achieve my goals of 2015

Which I had should have done in 2014

And promised in 2013

And planned in 2012

And to remember to write 2017 instead of 2016

My wife said that I need to pay more attention to what's going on around me.

So, in 2015, I'm going to try harder.

Two bears and three bears walk into a bar.....

They ask for oil price from 2015 through 2017.

I heard this in 2015.

I hate when someone asks me where I see myself in 5 years. Like come on, I don't have 20/20 vision.

Marvel Cinematic Universe just announced their newest addition to their 2015 film that will be released in 2019 starring a transgender hero.

Auntman

It's 2015. Bill Clinton is whipping up celebrity endorsements for Hillary with a Halloween party. He invites his friend, Arnold Schwarzenegger and suggests they go as dead presidents for the media. Too cliche says Arnie. What about dead musicians. Great idea. I'll be Coltrane. What about you?

I'll be Bach.

Caitlyn Jenner won Woman of the Year on 2015

Proving that even when men are women they're better at it than women are.

Having sex often keeps your memory sharp.

With that, I wish you all a productive 2015!

I'll admit I didn't appreciate the direction NFS 2015 was heading towards.

when they headed to the city there was a lot of traffic

You know Juul was founded in 2015...

So some of you need to stop hitting 5 year olds.

In 2015, while addressing graduates of SMU, George W. Bush said;

"To those of you who received honours, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the 'C' students, I say you, too, can be president of the United States."



Then Donald Trump came and said Bush has denied us, Americans our right to be POTUS!

2013: Didn't jog - 2014: Didn't jog - 2015: Didn't jog - 2016: Didn't jog - 2017: Didn't jog - 2018: Didn't jog - 2019: Didn't jog - 2020: Still haven't jogged

This is a running joke.

chinese new years

2009. Ox
2010. Tiger.
2011. Rabbit.
2012. Dragon.
2013. Snake.
2014. Horse.
2015. Goat.
2016. Monkey.
2017. Rooster.
2018. Dog.
2019. Pig.
2020. Rat.
2021. Ox.

All served with rice or chips, bat and pangolin scale sauce Β£1.00 extra.

Jogging

2014 Didn't jog

2015 Didn't jog

2016 Didn't jog

2017 Didn't jog

2018 Didn't jog

2019 Didn't jog

2020 Still not jogging

This is a running joke.

My New Years Resolution is to get a girlfriend

After what happened in 2020, i didn't get the chance to, but 2021 will be the year.

~~After what happened in 2019, i didn't get the chance to, but 2020 will be the year.~~

~~After what happened in 2018, i didn't get the chance to, but 2019 will be the year.~~

~~After what happened in 2017, i didn't get the chance to, but 2018 will be the year.~~

~~After what happened in 2016, i didn't get the chance to, but 2017 will be the year.~~

~~After what happened in 2015, i didn't get the chance to, but 2016 will be the year.~~

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