2014 Jokes

44 2014 jokes and hilarious 2014 puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 2014 that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Looking for something to lift your spirits? Check out this collection of 2014 jokes to make everyone laugh - from Akpos to men and women, there's something to entertain everyone! Perfect to make your day more equal.

Funniest 2014 Short Jokes

Short 2014 jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 2014 humour may include short equal jokes also.

  1. Jogging 2014 Didn't jog
    2015 Didn't jog
    2016 Didn't jog
    2017 Didn't jog
    2018 Didn't jog
    2019 Didn't jog
    2020 Still not jogging
    This is a running joke.
  2. My cat passed. RIP Fluffy McMittens
    2002-2003 2003-2005 2005-2007 2007-2008 2008-2011 2011-2013 2013-2014 2014-2015 2015-2016
  3. 2013: Didn't jog - 2014: Didn't jog - 2015: Didn't jog - 2016: Didn't jog - 2017: Didn't jog - 2018: Didn't jog - 2019: Didn't jog - 2020: Still haven't jogged This is a running joke.
  4. Congrats to the Patriots on their 7th ring, Super Bowls XXXVI (2001), XXXVIII (2003), XXXIX (2004), XLIX (2014), LI (2016), LIII (2018), Prostitution Ring (2019)!
  5. TIL That in 2014 Netflix announced they wouldn't be pursuing science-fiction themed original content. But stranger things have happened.
  6. My goal for 2017.... to accomplish the goals of 2016 which I should have done in 2015 because I made a promise in 2014 and planned in 2013
  7. BIack friend asked me if there was a colored printer in the library I said its 2014 man you can use what ever printer you want.
  8. My New Year Resolution of 2016 Is to achieve my goals of 2015
    Which I had should have done in 2014
    And promised in 2013
    And planned in 2012
    And to remember to write 2017 instead of 2016
  9. Liberty Bowl 2014 Of course it comes as no surprise that just across the street from the "AutoZone Liberty Bowl" would be the "Advanced AutoParts Freedom Bowl".
  10. Most Viral Trend of 2014 Announced News just in: Most viral trend of 2014 formally announced: Ebola.

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2014 One Liners

Which 2014 one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 2014? I can suggest the ones about wise and .

  1. My internet is so slow... Anyway, Happy New Year! Here's to hoping 2014 is a great year!
  2. And the father of the year 2015 award goes to.. Year 2014!
  3. Godzilla was only seen for about 8 minutes in the 2014 film "Godzilla".
  4. Did you know that Malaysia created a stealth plane in 2014 MH370
  5. I remember 2014 like it was yesterday
  6. I'll bet you $100 i can name the 2014 Super Bowl Champions!
  7. Cheb Akil Mazal Mazal ► Guitare Maroc 2014 (fouad fadi) cheb akil
  8. Samsung UN24H4500 24-Inch 720p 60Hz Smart LED TV (2014 Model)
  9. Only 2014's kids will get this.. Wah wah.
  10. What was the catchiest thing of 2014? Ebola
  11. One dog asks another dog how 2014 has been for him. He answers "It has been a ruff year".
  12. Happy New Years 2015! Thanks for all the memories in 2014...
  13. I'm so dirty I haven't showered since 2014
  14. 2014 has passed so fast It felt like it was just yesterday.
  15. I haven't showered since last year. It's still 2014, right?

2014 joke, I haven't showered since last year.

Laughable 2014 Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about 2014 you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 2014 pranks.

"Having too much s**... can result in memory loss."

I read that on page 37, paragraph five of the New England Medical Journal on September 15th, 2014 at 10:37 am.

Usain Bolt goes to a golf course...

He turns up and walks into the clubhouse to get his membership and play a round.
The receptionist says 'Sorry Sir, we don't allow black people in this golf club.'
'That is ridiculous, its 2014 and you don't allow black people in your golf club?'
'Please don't make a scene Sir, there is another gold club 5 minutes down the road and they will let you in.'
'But I'm Usain Bolt!'
'OK then, 2 minutes.'

Found this one in my 2014 meme stash

A police officer pulled over a car on a deserted highway and told the driver, "Congratulations! You're the first person here today who was wearing a seat belt and now you're entitled to a prize of 1000$. What are you gonna do with your money?"
"Well", replied the man, "I think I'm gonna get a driver's license."
"Oh, Ignore him.", his wife said, "He always speaks nonsense when he's drunk."
"I KNEW IT!", his father bellowed from the backseat, "I KNEW WE WON'T GET FAR IN A STOLEN CAR."
Then came the voice from the trunk, "Are we over the border yet?"

I was sitting in the library...

I was sitting in the library when a black guy came up to me, asking "Where are the colored printers?" I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

2010: Didn't jog.

2011: Didn't jog.
2012: Didn't jog.
2013: Didn't jog.
2014: Didn't jog.
2015: Didn't jog.
2016: Didn't jog.
2017: Didn't jog.
2018: Didn't jog.
2019: Didn't jog.
2020: Didn't jog.
2021: Didn't jog.
2022: Still haven't jogged.
This is a running joke.

In Florida, a couple has been accused of making m**... in a public library.

Isn't that crazy? Florida has a library.
-Conan Monologue June 12, 2014

Timeline of Russian conquests

1552 - Annexation of Kazan
1554 - Annexation of Astrakhan
1555 - Annexation of Siberia
1783 - Annexation of Crimea
1920 - Annexation of Crimea
1944 - Annexation of Crimea
2014 - Annexation of Crimea

chinese new years

2009. Ox
2010. Tiger.
2011. Rabbit.
2012. Dragon.
2013. Snake.
2014. Horse.
2015. Goat.
2016. Monkey.
2017. Rooster.
2018. Dog.
2019. Pig.
2020. Rat.
2021. Ox.
All served with rice or chips, bat and pangolin scale sauce £1.00 extra.

For my New Year's Resolution I've decided only to smoke after having s**....

If 2014 is anything to go by, I've quit.

Robert Kraft - 7 rings.

Robert Kraft:
- 2001 Super Bowl Ring
- 2003 Super Bowl Ring
- 2004 Super Bowl Ring
- 2014 Super Bowl Ring
- 2016 Super Bowl Ring
- 2018 Super Bowl Ring
- 2019 Prostitution Ring


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In 2014 Stephen Hawking said God doesn't exist.

In 2018 God said Stephen Hawking doesn't exist.

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