2014 Jokes

"Having too much sex can result in memory loss."

I read that on page 37, paragraph five of the New England Medical Journal on September 15th, 2014 at 10:37 am.

Usain Bolt goes to a golf course...

He turns up and walks into the clubhouse to get his membership and play a round.

The receptionist says 'Sorry Sir, we don't allow black people in this golf club.'

'That is ridiculous, its 2014 and you don't allow black people in your golf club?'

'Please don't make a scene Sir, there is another gold club 5 minutes down the road and they will let you in.'

'But I'm Usain Bolt!'

'OK then, 2 minutes.'

I was sitting in the library...

I was sitting in the library when a black guy came up to me, asking "Where are the colored printers?" I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

Jogging

2014 Didn't jog

2015 Didn't jog

2016 Didn't jog

2017 Didn't jog

2018 Didn't jog

2019 Didn't jog

2020 Still not jogging



This is a running joke.

2013: Didn't jog - 2014: Didn't jog - 2015: Didn't jog - 2016: Didn't jog - 2017: Didn't jog - 2018: Didn't jog - 2019: Didn't jog - 2020: Still haven't jogged

This is a running joke.

In Florida, a couple has been accused of making meth in a public library.

Isn't that crazy? Florida has a library.

-Conan Monologue June 12, 2014

Congrats to the Patriots on their 7th ring,

Super Bowls XXXVI (2001), XXXVIII (2003), XXXIX (2004), XLIX (2014), LI (2016), LIII (2018), Prostitution Ring (2019)!

Timeline of Russian conquests

1552 - Annexation of Kazan

1554 - Annexation of Astrakhan

1555 - Annexation of Siberia

1783 - Annexation of Crimea

1920 - Annexation of Crimea

1944 - Annexation of Crimea

2014 - Annexation of Crimea

My goal for 2017....

....is to accomplish the goals of 2016 which I should have done in 2015 because I made a promise in 2014 and planned in 2013

Buccaneers Anthrax Scare

Tampa Bay, Florida, Sept. 26, 2014.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player found a mysterious white powdery substance on the practice field.

Coach Lovie Smith immediately suspended practice and called in local authorities.

Forensic scientists determined the powdery substance unknown to the players was the goal line.

Practice was resumed after it was determined the players were unlikely to encounter it again any time soon.

TIL That in 2014 Netflix announced they wouldn't be pursuing science-fiction themed original content.

But Stranger Things have happened.

For my New Year's Resolution I've decided only to smoke after having sex.

If 2014 is anything to go by, I've quit.

Robert Kraft - 7 rings.

Robert Kraft:

- 2001 Super Bowl Ring
- 2003 Super Bowl Ring
- 2004 Super Bowl Ring
- 2014 Super Bowl Ring
- 2016 Super Bowl Ring
- 2018 Super Bowl Ring
- 2019 Prostitution Ring

My internet is so slow...

Anyway, Happy New Year! Here's to hoping 2014 is a great year!

Liberty Bowl 2014

Of course it comes as no surprise that just across the street from the "AutoZone Liberty Bowl" would be the "Advanced AutoParts Freedom Bowl".

My New Year Resolution of 2016

Is to achieve my goals of 2015

Which I had should have done in 2014

And promised in 2013

And planned in 2012

And to remember to write 2017 instead of 2016

BIack friend asked me if there was a colored printer in the library

I said its 2014 man you can use what ever printer you want.

And the father of the year 2015 award goes to..

Year 2014!

chinese new years

2009. Ox
2010. Tiger.
2011. Rabbit.
2012. Dragon.
2013. Snake.
2014. Horse.
2015. Goat.
2016. Monkey.
2017. Rooster.
2018. Dog.
2019. Pig.
2020. Rat.

All served with rice or chips, bat and pangolin scale sauce Β£1.00 extra.

In 2014 Stephen Hawking said God doesn't exist.

In 2018 God said Stephen Hawking doesn't exist.

Most Viral Trend of 2014 Announced

News just in: Most viral trend of 2014 formally announced: Ebola.

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Men and women, in the year 2014, are becoming more and more equal

But pay-grade wise, there is still a vas deferens between them

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I remember 2014 like it was yesterday

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Easily the best jokes of 2014.

Television is dying out.

The internet is the growing essence of this new age.

So they thought they could change the internet the same way they used television.


Haha. So funny.

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