2013 Jokes
32 2013 jokes and hilarious 2013 puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 2013 that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short 2013 jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 2013 humour may include short typo jokes also.
- I've just won the 2013 'Most secretive person' award. I can't tell you how much it means to me.
- My cat passed. RIP Fluffy McMittens
2002-2003 2003-2005 2005-2007 2007-2008 2008-2011 2011-2013 2013-2014 2014-2015 2015-2016 - Me: Dude, I can't believe that 2017 was 7 years ago. Friend: What do you mean, 7 years ago is like 2013..
Me: That's why I ain't believing it. - Happy New Years 2013! Hey guys I'm sending this through Internet Explorer, hope you guys had a great 2012!
- Here's hoping 2013 is the year in which I finally fix the bugs in my new time machine. -garyDelaney
- My goal for 2017.... ....is to accomplish the goals of 2016 which I should have done in 2015 because I made a promise in 2014 and planned in 2013
- Since assuming the title in 2013, Pope Francis has visited more than 27 countries. I guess he really is a roamin' Catholic.
- Did you know that in 2013 there was a Russian scientist named Povandolakoviviscov kintayionshinkov Why did you skip the name? I will not complete the story.
- If I had more than one kid, I'd call the second kid ... ... etcetera.
- Marilyn Manson in his 2013 interview with Larry King. - The last time there was this big a mistake involving an Oscar... ... was Valentines Day, 2013.
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2013 One Liners
Which 2013 one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 2013? I can suggest the ones about correctly and bible.
- My prediction for December 21, 2012 Many babies will be born on September 21, 2013
- Why couldn't the NSA protect their information during 2013? They were Snowden
- I didn't have fun at the Boston Marathon this year ... back in 2013 it was a blast.
- Back in 2013, Beyoncé did an amazing 'Lights Out' performance. So did the stadium.
- i was going to roast paul walker But that happend in 2013
Cheeky 2013 Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
What funny jokes about 2013 you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean humorous jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 2013 pranks.
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By legalizing Cannabis and same-s**... marriage we finally interpreted the bible correctly:
**"A man who lays with another man should be s**...."** [Leviticus 20:13 esv]
Edit1: a typo
Edit2: thanks for the gold humorous stranger!
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The Bible says being gay is fine, as long as you're high.
"A man who lays with another man should be s**...."
- Leviticus 20:13 ESV
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LEGIT :)
Legalizing gay marriage and m**... at the same time now makes perfect Biblical sense.
Leviticus 20:13 says: "If a man lies with another man they should be s**.... Apparently we just hadn't interpreted it correctly before!
How tall is a library?
I don't know, it depends on how many stories it has.
One of my faves that I came up with my senior year of high school in 2013. First joke on this sub, hopefully many more to come.
A man is planning his vacation,
As he does so, a friend swings by and offers to help:
-Hey man, may I suggest the Maldives? Had an amazing time there.
-I'm not taking any advice from you! Back in 98, you suggested Rome, I went there and my wife got pregnant, in 2007 you suggested Brazil, I went there and my wife got pregnant, then, in 2013 you suggested France, and, guess what? My wife got pregnant, again!
-Well that's not my fault! You should just start taking your wife with you!
chinese new years
2009. Ox
2010. Tiger.
2011. Rabbit.
2012. Dragon.
2013. Snake.
2014. Horse.
2015. Goat.
2016. Monkey.
2017. Rooster.
2018. Dog.
2019. Pig.
2020. Rat.
2021. Ox.
All served with rice or chips, bat and pangolin scale sauce £1.00 extra.
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Tell me
"Tell me when you've come," I panted to my wife as I pumped away.
"2007 and twice in 2013." she said.
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Study finds Washington state residents consumed 175 metric tons of p**... in 2013 (real news)
As a result, the state is changing it's slogan to "Whoa Dude."
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The Kinsey Institute studies suggest that frequent s**... is linked to better memory.
May the year 2013 bring you warmth, love and light to guide your path to a positive destination.
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"What do you think about the End Of The World in 2013?"
b**.... I Have a Can of Tuna that will end in 2015
Kahn Noonien Singh has appeared in Star Trek from 1967 to 2013, spanning many generations of viewers.
This is an example of a "Long Kahn".
My Grandparents voted for Doug Jones today...
They've been dead since 2013. :( RIP nai nai
WalMart's own brand of wine
WalMart announced that sometime in 2013 it will begin offering customers a new discount item: WalMart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the wines at affordable prices in the $2 to $5 range.
Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to put a bottle of the WalMart brand into their shopping carts but, 'There is a market for inexpensive wine,' said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at University of Arkansas, Bentonville. 'However, branding will be very important.'
Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the WalMart wine brands and varieties.
The top surveyed names in order of popularity were:
10. Chateau Traileur Parc
9. White Trashfindel
8. Big Red Gulp
7. World Championship Riesling
6. NASCARbernet
5. Chef Boyardeaux
4. Peanut Noir
3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar
2. Grape Expectations
1. Nasti Spumante
The beauty of Walmart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).
P.S. Don't bother writing back to tell me that this is a hoax. I know possum is not white meat.
