Cheeky 2013 Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
By legalizing Cannabis and same-s**... marriage we finally interpreted the bible correctly:
**"A man who lays with another man should be s**...."** [Leviticus 20:13 esv]
Edit1: a typo
Edit2: thanks for the gold humorous stranger!
The Bible says being gay is fine, as long as you're high.
"A man who lays with another man should be s**...."
- Leviticus 20:13 ESV
My prediction for December 21, 2012
Many babies will be born on September 21, 2013
It all makes sense now, gay marriage and m**... being legalized on the same day...
Leviticus 20:13 - "If a man lays with another man he shall be s**..."
We've just been interpreting it wrong all these years.
If I had more than one kid, I'd call the second kid ...
... etcetera.
- Marilyn Manson in his 2013 interview with Larry King.
I've just won the 2013 'Most secretive person' award.
I can't tell you how much it means to me.
Study finds Washington state residents consumed 175 metric tons of p**... in 2013 (real news)
As a result, the state is changing it's slogan to "Whoa Dude."
Two Laws in the Torah were fulfilled on the same day.
For those who haven't heard, Washington State recently passed two landmark laws: "Gay marriage" and The fact that gay marriage and m**... were legalized on the same day makes perfect biblical sense because Leviticus 20:13 says:
'If a man lies with another man, they should be s**....' We just hadn't interpreted it correctly.
Here's hoping 2013 is the year in which I finally fix the bugs in my new time machine.
-garyDelaney
Kahn Noonien Singh has appeared in Star Trek from 1967 to 2013, spanning many generations of viewers.
This is an example of a "Long Kahn".
Did you hear about the band 2013 megabytes?
Of course you haven't, they haven't had a gig yet.
You can explore 2013 typo reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean 2013 bible dad jokes. There are also 2013 puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
I didn't have fun at the Boston Marathon this year ...
back in 2013 it was a blast.
Why couldn't the NSA protect their information during 2013?
They were Snowden
"What do you think about the End Of The World in 2013?"
b**.... I Have a Can of Tuna that will end in 2015
My goal for 2017....
....is to accomplish the goals of 2016 which I should have done in 2015 because I made a promise in 2014 and planned in 2013
Happy New Years 2013!
Hey guys I'm sending this through Internet Explorer, hope you guys had a great 2012!
My New Year Resolution of 2016
Is to achieve my goals of 2015
Which I had should have done in 2014
And promised in 2013
And planned in 2012
And to remember to write 2017 instead of 2016
The last time there was this big a mistake involving an Oscar...
... was Valentines Day, 2013.
Since assuming the title in 2013, Pope Francis has visited more than 27 countries.
I guess he really is a roamin' Catholic.
By legalizing m**... we understood the Bible correctly.
"A man who lays with another man should be s**...." [Leviticus 20:13 esv]
By legalizing Cannabis and same-s**... marriage we finally interpreted the bible correctly:
"A man who lays with another man should be s**...." [Leviticus 20:13]
Did you know that in 2013 there was a Russian scientist named Povandolakoviviscov kintayionshinkov
Why did you skip the name? I will not complete the story.
The Bible says it's okay to be gay
So long as you're high
Leviticus 20:13 "If a man lies with another man he should be s**...."
LEGIT :)
Legalizing gay marriage and m**... at the same time now makes perfect Biblical sense.
Leviticus 20:13 says: "If a man lies with another man they should be s**.... Apparently we just hadn't interpreted it correctly before!
Tell me
"Tell me when you've come," I panted to my wife as I pumped away.
"2007 and twice in 2013." she said.
I'm sorry
In 2013 Steven Hawking said God didn't exist
In 2018 God said Steven Hawking didn't exist
The Kinsey Institute studies suggest that frequent s**... is linked to better memory.
May the year 2013 bring you warmth, love and light to guide your path to a positive destination.
A man is planning his vacation,
As he does so, a friend swings by and offers to help:
-Hey man, may I suggest the Maldives? Had an amazing time there.
-I'm not taking any advice from you! Back in 98, you suggested Rome, I went there and my wife got pregnant, in 2007 you suggested Brazil, I went there and my wife got pregnant, then, in 2013 you suggested France, and, guess what? My wife got pregnant, again!
-Well that's not my fault! You should just start taking your wife with you!
Me: Dude, I can't believe that 2017 was 7 years ago.
Friend: What do you mean, 7 years ago is like 2013..
Me: That's why I ain't believing it.
2013: Didn't jog - 2014: Didn't jog - 2015: Didn't jog - 2016: Didn't jog - 2017: Didn't jog - 2018: Didn't jog - 2019: Didn't jog - 2020: Still haven't jogged
This is a running joke.
chinese new years
2009. Ox
2010. Tiger.
2011. Rabbit.
2012. Dragon.
2013. Snake.
2014. Horse.
2015. Goat.
2016. Monkey.
2017. Rooster.
2018. Dog.
2019. Pig.
2020. Rat.
2021. Ox.
All served with rice or chips, bat and pangolin scale sauce £1.00 extra.
By legalizing Cannabis and same-s**... marriage we finally interpreted the Bible correctly:
**"A man who lays with another man should be s**...."** [Leviticus 20:13 esv]
He who lies with a man as with a woman must be s**... (Leviticus 20:13)
Fortunately both are legal in Canada.
How tall is a library?
I don't know, it depends on how many stories it has.
One of my faves that I came up with my senior year of high school in 2013. First joke on this sub, hopefully many more to come.
The Bible says it's ok to be gay if you've been smoking m**...
Leviticus 20:13 "A man who lays with another man should be s**..."
2010: Didn't jog.
2011: Didn't jog.
2012: Didn't jog.
2013: Didn't jog.
2014: Didn't jog.
2015: Didn't jog.
2016: Didn't jog.
2017: Didn't jog.
2018: Didn't jog.
2019: Didn't jog.
2020: Didn't jog.
2021: Didn't jog.
2022: Still haven't jogged.
This is a running joke.
