2012 Jokes
33 2012 jokes and hilarious 2012 puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 2012 that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Find the best 2012 jokes around! From TMNT 2012 to black run, and even the Vatican, we guarantee these jokes will make you laugh. Check it out now!
Quick Jump To
Funniest 2012 Short Jokes
Short 2012 jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 2012 humour may include short philosophy jokes also.
- Two blondes meet in college.. one asks the other: "What year are you in?" "Well...2012. you ?"
*Edit. The title could be a joke on its own. - Happy New Years 2013! Hey guys I'm sending this through Internet Explorer, hope you guys had a great 2012!
- Obama The Dark Knight (2008) The Dark Knight Rises (2012) Congratulations, Barack Obama.
- You know a movie which was ahead of its time A movie about 2020 named 2012 came out in 2009
- I can't wait I can't wait to watch that one movie 2012. If I'm with kids, I'll say yeah, I remember that. I barely survived. I'm glad we rebuilt.
- The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S manufacturing non-competitive... Donald Trump, 2012.
- Joe Biden says he's going to restore the soul of our nation... ...the McRib will now be available nationwide for the first time since 2012.
- Retail job interview (2012): Where do you see yourself in 10 years? You mean after the global pandemic or before the war?
- This "Kony 2012" is something else... I haven't seen this many white people interested in whats going on in Africa since Mufasa died.
- In hindsight it's easy to see that 2012 wouldn't be the end of the world. The end of the world had 2020 vision.
Share These 2012 Jokes With Friends
2012 One Liners
Which 2012 one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 2012? I can suggest the ones about boys and cop.
- My wife and i have been happily married for two years 2012 and 2017
- My prediction for December 21, 2012 Many babies will be born on September 21, 2013
- The world must have ended in 2012... Because have you actually felt alive since then
- My New Year's resolution is to learn how to read calendars properly by the end of 2012
- The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
- You know that movie 2012? I think it was off by 4 years.
- Do you remember Kony 2012? Because I don't.
- KONY 2012 What Uganda do about it?
- Why isn't The Vatican competing in EUFA 2012? Because all of their young boys were busy.
- Judge Dredd (2012) is a Movie About a Mass s**.... s**... by cop.
Comical & Quirky 2012 Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about 2012 you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean election jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 2012 pranks.
2010: Didn't jog.
2011: Didn't jog.
2012: Didn't jog.
2013: Didn't jog.
2014: Didn't jog.
2015: Didn't jog.
2016: Didn't jog.
2017: Didn't jog.
2018: Didn't jog.
2019: Didn't jog.
2020: Didn't jog.
2021: Didn't jog.
2022: Still haven't jogged.
This is a running joke.
Dear JUSTIN BEIBER haters...
Dear JUSTIN BEIBER haters*
.
.
.
I owe my life to justin.
On march 9th, 2012 I was in a coma for 6 months after a terrible car c**....
One day my nurse turned the radio to Justin's song, So I got up and turned the radio off.
Rorschach's Joke
I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."
I was very naive s**...
My first boyfriend asked me to do m**... and I b**... off to Africa for six months
- Hayley Ellis, 2012
Trump and Obama having a private conversation in 2012
Trump: Mr. Obama, out of sheer curiosity, what must I need to do in order to be elected President of the United States?
Obama: President?? You have to be s**..., ignorant, probably delusional to think you can be qualified to be the President of the United States!
Trump: Perfect, I will see you on your way out then.
Obama: What???
"How can you watch Victoria Secret Fashion Week but still claim you love only me?" My wife asked
" The same way I watch Formula One whole weekend but still drive my trusted 2012 Toyota Camry everyday" I replied..
That satisfied her...
I just failed to mention I take rental at Enterprise when I go on business trips
A joke from Korea
"Americans are saying that in 2016, they will either have their first woman president, or their first insane president.
Like what's the big deal? Korea did both in one election cycle back in 2012"
chinese new years
2009. Ox
2010. Tiger.
2011. Rabbit.
2012. Dragon.
2013. Snake.
2014. Horse.
2015. Goat.
2016. Monkey.
2017. Rooster.
2018. Dog.
2019. Pig.
2020. Rat.
2021. Ox.
All served with rice or chips, bat and pangolin scale sauce £1.00 extra.
I hate it when people mention forgetting about their 2017 problems.
I'm coming into 2018 with 2012 problems
My New Year Resolution of 2016
Is to achieve my goals of 2015
Which I had should have done in 2014
And promised in 2013
And planned in 2012
And to remember to write 2017 instead of 2016
If Obama had run against a cop in the 2012 Presidential Election...
He would have got beaten.
How did the Black Death reach Europe?
The U.S. Olympic Basketball team went to the 2012 London Olympics.
