The Best 26 2012 Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 2012 jokes. There are some 2012 young jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 2012 boys puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest 2012 Jokes and Puns

Dear JUSTIN BEIBER haters...

Dear JUSTIN BEIBER haters*
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I owe my life to justin.
On march 9th, 2012 I was in a coma for 6 months after a terrible car crash.

One day my nurse turned the radio to Justin's song, So I got up and turned the radio off.

Happy New Years 2013!

Hey guys I'm sending this through Internet Explorer, hope you guys had a great 2012!

Rorschach's Joke

I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."

2012 joke, Rorschach's Joke

I was very naive sexually

My first boyfriend asked me to do missionary and I buggered off to Africa for six months

- Hayley Ellis, 2012

Obama

The Dark Knight (2008) The Dark Knight Rises (2012) Congratulations, Barack Obama.


Trump and Obama having a private conversation in 2012

Trump: Mr. Obama, out of sheer curiosity, what must I need to do in order to be elected President of the United States?

Obama: President?? You have to be stupid, ignorant, probably delusional to think you can be qualified to be the President of the United States!

Trump: Perfect, I will see you on your way out then.

Obama: What???

My wife and i have been happily married for two years

2012 and 2017

2012 joke, My wife and i have been happily married for two years

You know a movie which was ahead of its time

A movie about 2020 named 2012 came out in 2009

A joke from Korea

"Americans are saying that in 2016, they will either have their first woman president, or their first insane president.

Like what's the big deal? Korea did both in one election cycle back in 2012"

I can't wait

I can't wait to watch that one movie 2012. If I'm with kids, I'll say yeah, I remember that. I barely survived. I'm glad we rebuilt.

The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S manufacturing non-competitive...

Donald Trump, 2012.

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Joe Biden says he's going to restore the soul of our nation...

...the McRib will now be available nationwide for the first time since 2012.

Judge Dredd (2012) is a Movie About a Mass Suicide.

Suicide by cop.

This "Kony 2012" is something else...

I haven't seen this many white people interested in whats going on in Africa since Mufasa died.

In hindsight it's easy to see that 2012 wouldn't be the end of the world.

The end of the world had 2020 vision.

chinese new years

2009. Ox
2010. Tiger.
2011. Rabbit.
2012. Dragon.
2013. Snake.
2014. Horse.
2015. Goat.
2016. Monkey.
2017. Rooster.
2018. Dog.
2019. Pig.
2020. Rat.
2021. Ox.

All served with rice or chips, bat and pangolin scale sauce ยฃ1.00 extra.

2012 joke, chinese new years

I hate it when people mention forgetting about their 2017 problems.

I'm coming into 2018 with 2012 problems

My New Year Resolution of 2016

Is to achieve my goals of 2015

Which I had should have done in 2014

And promised in 2013

And planned in 2012

And to remember to write 2017 instead of 2016

If Obama had run against a cop in the 2012 Presidential Election...

He would have got beaten.


How did the Black Death reach Europe?

The U.S. Olympic Basketball team went to the 2012 London Olympics.

The world must have ended in 2012...

Because have you actually felt alive since then

U know how the world was supposed to end in 2012 and it didn't and everybody was like haha silt Aztecs and their stupid calendar

Well has anyone felt alive since then?

My New Year's resolution is to learn how to read calendars properly by the end of 2012

so kony 2012 collapsed after the leader ended up naked masturbating in the street

... and they called my a cynic. philosophy joke.

My prediction for December 21, 2012

Many babies will be born on September 21, 2013



Obama has suspended fundraising
activities

Postby Jack Flash ยป Sep 22 2012
10:12:03 am
In light of Mitt Romney's recent
statements to the press, Obama has
Obama has suspended fund raising
activities.


In light of Mitt Romney's recent statements to the press, President Obama has decided to let Mitt Romney do his campaigning for him.

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