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Dear JUSTIN BEIBER haters*
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I owe my life to justin.
On march 9th, 2012 I was in a coma for 6 months after a terrible car crash.
One day my nurse turned the radio to Justin's song, So I got up and turned the radio off.
Hey guys I'm sending this through Internet Explorer, hope you guys had a great 2012!
I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."
My first boyfriend asked me to do missionary and I buggered off to Africa for six months
- Hayley Ellis, 2012
The Dark Knight (2008) The Dark Knight Rises (2012) Congratulations, Barack Obama.
Trump: Mr. Obama, out of sheer curiosity, what must I need to do in order to be elected President of the United States?
Obama: President?? You have to be stupid, ignorant, probably delusional to think you can be qualified to be the President of the United States!
Trump: Perfect, I will see you on your way out then.
Obama: What???
2012 and 2017
A movie about 2020 named 2012 came out in 2009
"Americans are saying that in 2016, they will either have their first woman president, or their first insane president.
Like what's the big deal? Korea did both in one election cycle back in 2012"
I can't wait to watch that one movie 2012. If I'm with kids, I'll say yeah, I remember that. I barely survived. I'm glad we rebuilt.
Donald Trump, 2012.
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...the McRib will now be available nationwide for the first time since 2012.
Suicide by cop.
I haven't seen this many white people interested in whats going on in Africa since Mufasa died.
The end of the world had 2020 vision.
I'm coming into 2018 with 2012 problems
Is to achieve my goals of 2015
Which I had should have done in 2014
And promised in 2013
And planned in 2012
And to remember to write 2017 instead of 2016
2009. Ox
2010. Tiger.
2011. Rabbit.
2012. Dragon.
2013. Snake.
2014. Horse.
2015. Goat.
2016. Monkey.
2017. Rooster.
2018. Dog.
2019. Pig.
2020. Rat.
2021. Ox.
All served with rice or chips, bat and pangolin scale sauce £1.00 extra.
He would have got beaten.
The U.S. Olympic Basketball team went to the 2012 London Olympics.
Because have you actually felt alive since then
Well has anyone felt alive since then?
... and they called my a cynic. philosophy joke.
Many babies will be born on September 21, 2013
In light of Mitt Romney's recent statements to the press, President Obama has decided to let Mitt Romney do his campaigning for him.
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