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Best Short 2012 Jokes

Short 2012 puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 2012 humour may include short philosophy jokes also.

1. Two blondes meet in college.. one asks the other: "What year are you in?" "Well...2012. you ?"
   *Edit. The title could be a joke on its own.
2. Happy New Years 2013! Hey guys I'm sending this through Internet Explorer, hope you guys had a great 2012!
3. Obama The Dark Knight (2008) The Dark Knight Rises (2012) Congratulations, Barack Obama.
4. You know a movie which was ahead of its time A movie about 2020 named 2012 came out in 2009
5. I can't wait I can't wait to watch that one movie 2012. If I'm with kids, I'll say yeah, I remember that. I barely survived. I'm glad we rebuilt.
6. The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S manufacturing non-competitive... Donald Trump, 2012.
7. Joe Biden says he's going to restore the soul of our nation... ...the McRib will now be available nationwide for the first time since 2012.
8. Retail job interview (2012): Where do you see yourself in 10 years? You mean after the global pandemic or before the war?
9. This "Kony 2012" is something else... I haven't seen this many white people interested in whats going on in Africa since Mufasa died.
10. In hindsight it's easy to see that 2012 wouldn't be the end of the world. The end of the world had 2020 vision.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about 2012 can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of 2012 puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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2012 One Liners

Which 2012 one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 2012? I can suggest the ones about boys and cop.

1. My wife and i have been happily married for two years 2012 and 2017
2. My prediction for December 21, 2012 Many babies will be born on September 21, 2013
3. The world must have ended in 2012... Because have you actually felt alive since then
4. My New Year's resolution is to learn how to read calendars properly by the end of 2012
5. The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
6. You know that movie 2012? I think it was off by 4 years.
7. Do you remember Kony 2012? Because I don't.
8. KONY 2012 What Uganda do about it?
9. Why isn't The Vatican competing in EUFA 2012? Because all of their young boys were busy.
10. Judge Dredd (2012) is a Movie About a Mass s**.... s**... by cop.

Comical & Quirky 2012 Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about 2012 you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean election jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make 2012 prank.

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