Comical & Quirky 2012 Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
2010: Didn't jog.
2011: Didn't jog.
2012: Didn't jog.
2013: Didn't jog.
2014: Didn't jog.
2015: Didn't jog.
2016: Didn't jog.
2017: Didn't jog.
2018: Didn't jog.
2019: Didn't jog.
2020: Didn't jog.
2021: Didn't jog.
2022: Still haven't jogged.
This is a running joke.
Dear JUSTIN BEIBER haters...
Dear JUSTIN BEIBER haters*
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I owe my life to justin.
On march 9th, 2012 I was in a coma for 6 months after a terrible car c**....
One day my nurse turned the radio to Justin's song, So I got up and turned the radio off.
Happy New Years 2013!
Hey guys I'm sending this through Internet Explorer, hope you guys had a great 2012!
Rorschach's Joke
I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."
I was very naive s**...
My first boyfriend asked me to do m**... and I b**... off to Africa for six months
- Hayley Ellis, 2012
Obama
The Dark Knight (2008) The Dark Knight Rises (2012) Congratulations, Barack Obama.
Trump and Obama having a private conversation in 2012
Trump: Mr. Obama, out of sheer curiosity, what must I need to do in order to be elected President of the United States?
Obama: President?? You have to be s**..., ignorant, probably delusional to think you can be qualified to be the President of the United States!
Trump: Perfect, I will see you on your way out then.
Obama: What???
My wife and i have been happily married for two years
2012 and 2017
"How can you watch Victoria Secret Fashion Week but still claim you love only me?" My wife asked
" The same way I watch Formula One whole weekend but still drive my trusted 2012 Toyota Camry everyday" I replied..
That satisfied her...
I just failed to mention I take rental at Enterprise when I go on business trips
You know a movie which was ahead of its time
A movie about 2020 named 2012 came out in 2009
A joke from Korea
"Americans are saying that in 2016, they will either have their first woman president, or their first insane president.
Like what's the big deal? Korea did both in one election cycle back in 2012"
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I can't wait
I can't wait to watch that one movie 2012. If I'm with kids, I'll say yeah, I remember that. I barely survived. I'm glad we rebuilt.
The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S manufacturing non-competitive...
Donald Trump, 2012.
Joe Biden says he's going to restore the soul of our nation...
...the McRib will now be available nationwide for the first time since 2012.
Retail job interview (2012): Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
You mean after the global pandemic or before the war?
Judge Dredd (2012) is a Movie About a Mass s**....
s**... by cop.
This "Kony 2012" is something else...
I haven't seen this many white people interested in whats going on in Africa since Mufasa died.
chinese new years
2009. Ox
2010. Tiger.
2011. Rabbit.
2012. Dragon.
2013. Snake.
2014. Horse.
2015. Goat.
2016. Monkey.
2017. Rooster.
2018. Dog.
2019. Pig.
2020. Rat.
2021. Ox.
All served with rice or chips, bat and pangolin scale sauce £1.00 extra.
In hindsight it's easy to see that 2012 wouldn't be the end of the world.
The end of the world had 2020 vision.
I hate it when people mention forgetting about their 2017 problems.
I'm coming into 2018 with 2012 problems
My New Year Resolution of 2016
Is to achieve my goals of 2015
Which I had should have done in 2014
And promised in 2013
And planned in 2012
And to remember to write 2017 instead of 2016
If Obama had run against a cop in the 2012 Presidential Election...
He would have got beaten.
How did the Black Death reach Europe?
The U.S. Olympic Basketball team went to the 2012 London Olympics.
My prediction for December 21, 2012
Many babies will be born on September 21, 2013
The world must have ended in 2012...
Because have you actually felt alive since then
U know how the world was supposed to end in 2012 and it didn't and everybody was like haha silt Aztecs and their s**... calendar
Well has anyone felt alive since then?
My New Year's resolution is to learn how to read calendars properly by the end of 2012
so kony 2012 collapsed after the leader ended up n**... m**... in the street
... and they called my a cynic. philosophy joke.
Obama has suspended fundraising
activities
Postby Jack Flash » Sep 22 2012
10:12:03 am
In light of Mitt Romney's recent
statements to the press, Obama has
Obama has suspended fund raising
activities.
In light of Mitt Romney's recent statements to the press, President Obama has decided to let Mitt Romney do his campaigning for him.
