2011 Jokes

Following is our collection of wealthy humor and beautiful one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include 2011 puns for adults, dirty happy jokes or clean bodyguard gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about 2011

There is no God -Stephen Hawking, 2011

There is no Stephen Hawking God, 2018

Boss: "Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life"!!

Me: "Well It got me to the 'International Sarcasm' finals in Santiago 2011

Boss: "Really"?

Me: "No"

Welfare Check

A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.

He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi.. You know...., I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.

The welfare clerk behind the counter said, Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2011 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes.

"Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!

The welfare clerk said, "Yeah, well ... You started it."

Heard a vintage 2011 today.

The Navy Seals just invented a new drink, the "bin Laden". Two shots to the face and a splash of water.

A guy walks into a welfare office...

to pick up his check. He marched
straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing
welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2011 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes.

"Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.
This is rather awkward to say but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well ... You started it."


In 2011, a $3,200 cake made for Paris Hilton's birthday was stolen by a party crasher by the name of "Paz".

I've heard party crashers do crazy things but that one takes the cake.

The new Slenderman​ movie is coming out

It's the most anticipated movie of 2011

My New Year Resolution for 2018 is...

Buying bitcoin in 2011!

I'm using Internet Explorer so I hope this'll get posted quickly.

I hope you'll have a wonderful year of 2011!

If I would be a meme it would be Chuck Testa.

I look alive but I've been dead since at least 2011...

Ethiopia is ages behind the rest of the world.

Happy Ethiopian new year!!! 2011


chinese new years

2009. Ox
2010. Tiger.
2011. Rabbit.
2012. Dragon.
2013. Snake.
2014. Horse.
2015. Goat.
2016. Monkey.
2017. Rooster.
2018. Dog.
2019. Pig.
2020. Rat.

All served with rice or chips, bat and pangolin scale sauce Β£1.00 extra.

I'm sending this through internet explorer on Australian Fibre To The Node

Happy New Year 2011!

Osama bin laden

*ji had it coming.*


- Jimmy Carr "Big Fat Quiz 2011"

TIL that knitting ex champion Teresa Keller lost her title in 2011 just because she was kitting with a slightly different color.

Oops wrong thread.

Isn't it time we stopped celebrating Columbus day?

Peter Falk died in 2011.

Who did Derrick Rose dress up as for Halloween?

His 2011 self.

Apple CEO Tim Cook says he came out of the closet 'to prove you can be gay and do big jobs.'

I thought Big Jobs died in 2011.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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