The Best 19 2010 Jokes
Following is our collection of funny 2010 jokes. There are some 2010 kids jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 2010 ladies puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest 2010 Jokes and Puns
3 men were waiting in line to enter heaven
The angel at the gate asks the first man
"how many times did you cheat on your wife?" "10 times" the man answers. The angel gives him the keys to a 2010 Toyota Camry "this is how you will drive around heaven".
The second man says he cheated on his wife 5 times, the angel gives him a 2018 Lexus and let's him in.
The third man says he never cheated on his wife, he gets a 2021 Rolls Royce.
A few days later the 3 men meet and the man in the Rolls Royce is very sad, the men ask him what's wrong, he replys "I just saw my wife riding around on a scooter.
I'm still using Office 2010 ...
For lack of a better Word ...
A Drill Sergeant does a surprise bed check late at night
A Drill Sergeant does a surprise bed check late at night and discovers a private sneaking back into the barracks.
Sergeant: Private! What are you doing?
Private: Trying to sleep, sir!
Sergeant: You look like you just had sex, boy. When did you last have sex?
Private: 2010, sir!
Sergeant: 2010? That's a long time, son.
Private: Not really, sir! It's only 2045 right now.
I had a girlfriend and her favorite Pixar movie was "Up".
This was 2010 and she had it on blue ray, and we would watch it at least once a week at her apartment. But after like the 40th time, I confronted her and said I was tired of watching. The argument got heated; it didn't help that we were drunk. Suddenly, she pushed me and I fell on something. I turned and saw the disk broken; she cried hysterically.
At this moment, I knew, we broke Up...
Everything before 2010 feels fake.
Maybe because it's all just pre-10's.
Good thing I don't see any political posts on my news feed
In fact, my Myspace friends haven't really posted much since 2010.
The Wolf of Wall Street
Martin Scorsese's film "The Wolf of Wall Street" broke a record by using the word "F**k" or "F**king" 506 times. That actually beats a record set by me in 2010, trying to put an Ikea chair together.
Just been sacked from my dream job as a maths teacher. Been there since 2010
What a waste of 15 years!
So i went to Walmart today...
... and asked customer service for gta5. She was confused so I told her that it was a game with a black guy who crashed his car, sleeps with prostitutes, and attacks people with his golf club. She came later with Tiger Woods PGA 2010.
What's the most unrealistic part of The A-Team (2010)?
The CIA agent actually gets brought to justice
The retired Sargent goes in for his physical...
The doctor says, "You look pretty fit. You stay active, but I need to ask about your sex life. When was the last time you had sex?"
After thinking for a second... "2010." the Sargent says.
The doctor is flabberghasted. "2010?" He sputters.
"Well," says the sargent, looking at his watch, "since its 0800 now, I wouldn't say that 2010 last night was too long ago."
You can explore 2010 matter reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean 2010 today dad jokes. There are also 2010 puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
2010s Kids won't get this
A good president.
In 2010, men earned 23% more than women.
It doesn't really matter, though. We spent that extra 23% on your drinks, ladies.
chinese new years
2009. Ox
2010. Tiger.
2011. Rabbit.
2012. Dragon.
2013. Snake.
2014. Horse.
2015. Goat.
2016. Monkey.
2017. Rooster.
2018. Dog.
2019. Pig.
2020. Rat.
2021. Ox.
All served with rice or chips, bat and pangolin scale sauce £1.00 extra.
Is it 2010?
Because Kim Jon's ill.
I've heard about lighting up on 4/20...
but I feel like BP took it a bit far back in 2010.
Did you know that Haiti changed its capital after the 2010 earthquake?
It became "The City Formerly Known as Port-au-Prince"
Testing new mobile phone
Hello, i don't know if anyone is going to read this because i am using the internet explorer. But still i wanna wish you a good start in the new year 2010.
2010 Kids Wont Get This...
Standing in line
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 2010 extra puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working 2010 line piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.