2010 Jokes
24 2010 jokes and hilarious 2010 puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 2010 that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest 2010 Short Jokes
Short 2010 jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 2010 humour may include short spent jokes also.
- Good thing I don't see any political posts on my news feed In fact, my Myspace friends haven't really posted much since 2010.
- Just been sacked from my dream job as a maths teacher. Been there since 2010 What a waste of 15 years!
- What's the most unrealistic part of The A-Team (2010)? The CIA agent actually gets brought to justice
- I've heard about lighting up on 4/20... but I feel like BP took it a bit far back in 2010.
- Did you know that Haiti changed its capital after the 2010 earthquake? It became "The City Formerly Known as Port-au-Prince"
- Testing new mobile phone Hello, i don't know if anyone is going to read this because i am using the internet explorer. But still i wanna wish you a good start in the new year 2010.
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2010 One Liners
Which 2010 one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 2010? I can suggest the ones about extra and service.
- Only 2010's kids will get this... Measles
- I'm still using Office 2010 ... For lack of a better Word ...
- Everything before 2010 feels fake. Maybe because it's all just pre-10's.
- Only 2010's kids will get this. Polio and shingles.
- Is it 2010? Because Kim Jon's ill.
- 2010 Kids Wont Get This... Standing in line
- Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
- Kids of the 2010's will get this... Smartphones.
Uproarious 2010 Jokes to Share with Friends
What funny jokes about 2010 you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean customer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 2010 pranks.
3 men were waiting in line to enter heaven
The angel at the gate asks the first man
"how many times did you cheat on your wife?" "10 times" the man answers. The angel gives him the keys to a 2010 Toyota Camry "this is how you will drive around heaven".
The second man says he cheated on his wife 5 times, the angel gives him a 2018 Lexus and let's him in.
The third man says he never cheated on his wife, he gets a 2021 Rolls Royce.
A few days later the 3 men meet and the man in the Rolls Royce is very sad, the men ask him what's wrong, he replys "I just saw my wife riding around on a scooter.
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A Drill Sergeant does a surprise bed check late at night
A Drill Sergeant does a surprise bed check late at night and discovers a private sneaking back into the barracks.
Sergeant: Private! What are you doing?
Private: Trying to sleep, sir!
Sergeant: You look like you just had s**..., boy. When did you last have s**...?
Private: 2010, sir!
Sergeant: 2010? That's a long time, son.
Private: Not really, sir! It's only 2045 right now.
I had a girlfriend and her favorite Pixar movie was "Up".
This was 2010 and she had it on blue ray, and we would watch it at least once a week at her apartment. But after like the 40th time, I confronted her and said I was tired of watching. The argument got heated; it didn't help that we were drunk. Suddenly, she pushed me and I fell on something. I turned and saw the disk broken; she cried hysterically.
At this moment, I knew, we broke Up...
So i went to Walmart today...
... and asked customer service for gta5. She was confused so I told her that it was a game with a black guy who crashed his car, sleeps with prostitutes, and attacks people with his golf club. She came later with Tiger Woods PGA 2010.
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The retired Sargent goes in for his physical...
The doctor says, "You look pretty fit. You stay active, but I need to ask about your s**... life. When was the last time you had s**...?"
After thinking for a second... "2010." the Sargent says.
The doctor is flabberghasted. "2010?" He sputters.
"Well," says the sargent, looking at his watch, "since its 0800 now, I wouldn't say that 2010 last night was too long ago."
2010s Kids won't get this
A good president.
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In 2010, men earned 23% more than women.
It doesn't really matter, though. We spent that extra 23% on your drinks, ladies.
chinese new years
2009. Ox
2010. Tiger.
2011. Rabbit.
2012. Dragon.
2013. Snake.
2014. Horse.
2015. Goat.
2016. Monkey.
2017. Rooster.
2018. Dog.
2019. Pig.
2020. Rat.
2021. Ox.
All served with rice or chips, bat and pangolin scale sauce £1.00 extra.
