200th Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious 200th puns

What's a buffalo's 200th birthday called?

A bisontennial.

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On day a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde were on their way to heaven.

God told them the stairs to heaven were 1,000 steps and on every step he was going to tell them a joke.

If they laughed they would not be able to get to heaven.

So the redhead made it to the 45th step and laughed.

The brunette made it to the 200th step and laughed.

But the blonde made it to the 999th step and laughed even before god told his joke.

God asked "Why did you laugh I haven't even told the joke yet"

The blonde said "I know I just now got the first one!!!"

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A group of friends all live on the 200th floor of a building

One day they all come back from a trip and find out that the elevator to their floor has shut down and is under repair, so they're forced to take the long walk up the stairs.

To make the walk up a little more exciting, they decide to each tell a sad, terrifying, or depressing story every 20 floors. When they finally get to the top, the tenth friend gets to tell his story.

"I think I left the keys in the car."

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On the way to heaven...

One day a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde were on their way to heaven.
God told them the stairs to heaven were 1,000 steps and on every step he was going to tell them a joke. If they laughed they would not be able to get to heaven.
So the redhead made it to the 45th step and laughed.
The brunette made it to the 200th step and laughed.
But the blonde made it to the 999th step and laughed even before god told his joke.
God asked "Why did you laugh I haven't even told the joke yet"
The blonde said "Hahaha I just got the first one!!!"

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One day a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde were on their way to heaven...

God told them the stairs to heaven were 1,000 steps and on every step he was going to tell them a joke. If they laughed they would not be admitted to heaven.

So the redhead made it to the 45th step and laughed.

The brunette made it to the 200th step and laughed.

But the blonde made it to the 999th step and laughed before God even told his joke.

God asked, "Why did you laugh, I haven't even told the joke yet?"

The blonde said, "I know, I just got the first one!"

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One day a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde were on their way to heaven.

God told them the stairs to heaven were 1,000 steps and on every step he was going to tell them a joke.
If they laughed they would not be able to get to heaven.
So the redhead made it to the 45th step and laughed.
The brunette made it to the 200th step and laughed.
But the blonde made it to the 999th step and laughed even before god told his joke.
God asked "Why did you laugh I haven't even told the joke yet"
The blonde said, "I know I just now got the first one!!!"

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What do you call a buffalo's 200th birthday?

His *bison*tennial!

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What are the most funny 200th jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about 200th? Well, here are the best 200th dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and 200th pick up lines to share with friends.

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