200mph Jokes

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A cop pulled me over for speeding..

"Sir, you were going easy too fast! Didn't you read the speed signs?"
"No, they're really hard to read when I'm traveling at 200mph"

A man driving 200mph was stopped by the police

He said "I'm sorry officer, was I driving too fast?"
The officer replied "no sir, flying too low"

A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend.

She was thrilled at the speed. "If I do 200mph, will you t**... clothes?" he asked. "Yes!" said his adventurous girlfriend. And as he gets up to 200, she peeled off all her clothes. Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded onto some gravel and flipped over. The n**... girl was thrown clear, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel. "Go and get help!" he cried. "But I can't. I'm n**... and my clothes are gone!" "Take my shoe", he said, "and cover yourself." Holding the shoe over her p**..., the girl ran down the road and found a service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the service station proprietor, "Please help me! My boyfriend's stuck!" The proprietor looked at the shoe and said, "There's nothing I can do...he's in too far."

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