2009 Jokes

27 2009 jokes and hilarious 2009 puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 2009 that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest 2009 Short Jokes

Short 2009 jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 2009 humour may include short famous jokes also.

  1. Everyone is talking about how the inaugural attendance was 1/40 of what it was in 2009... They don't understand how killer the commute from Moscow is.
  2. You know a movie which was ahead of its time A movie about 2020 named 2012 came out in 2009
  3. Wrote this while waiting for a burrito in 2009 What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?
    One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.
  4. A dentist warns his patient... Dentist: Be advised: this will hurt a lot!
    Patient: Nahh don't worry. I can deal with pain very well.
    Dentist: I have an affair with your wife since 2009...
  5. I'm not surprised Tiger Woods to get arrested for a DUI... ...he hasn't been driving straight since 2009.
  6. I met a famous American comedian on a White House tour I walked up to him, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "Hey, I thought you retired in 2009?"
  7. A man exclaims to his wife, "I can see 6 years into the future..." "Thanks to my 2020 vision!"
    His wife replies, "How long have you been waiting to use that joke?"
    He happily says, "Since 2009!"
  8. This High Flying 2009 film from Pixar studios won Best Animated Feature at the 82nd Academy Awards. "What's 'Up', Alex?"
    "Not much, what's up with you?"
  9. In 2009, it cost approximately 53,000 dollars to fly a troop to Iraq, and nearly double that to fly them back. Probably because of all the extra baggage.
  10. I have just read FHM's top grooming products of 2009. Surely they got it wrong..... Haribo were not even in the top 10.

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2009 One Liners

Which 2009 one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 2009? I can suggest the ones about bring and met.

  1. My eight year old sister asked me what my unlucky number was "2009"
  2. My grandfather killed 13 men in Vietnam. In 2009.
  3. My friend: What's up? Me: A 2009 Pixar film.
  4. No, you may not have my 2009 Pixar animated film. I'm never gonna give you Up.
  5. If Rihanna were born in July... Then could it said that in 2009, Chris Brown beat Cancer?
  6. What is Chris Brown's biggest hit? Rihanna (2009)
  7. I know how to defeat Thanos We need to pull up his homophobic tweets from 2009.
  8. Why didn't Pixar win an Oscar in 2009 for Best Picture? There wasn't enough upvotes
  9. Me: *sneezes* Mom: Remember February 17, 2009 when I told you to bring a jacket?

2009 joke, Me: *sneezes*

Witty 2009 Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about 2009 you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jacket jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 2009 pranks.

I owe my life to Justin Bieber.

On March 9th, 2009, I was in a coma for 6 months after a terrible accident. One day my nurse turned the radio over to a song by Justin Bieber, so I got up and turned the radio off.

1999: kidss sneak out to drink

2009: kids sneak out to smoke w**...
2019: kids sneak out to get vaccinated

chinese new years

2009. Ox
2010. Tiger.
2011. Rabbit.
2012. Dragon.
2013. Snake.
2014. Horse.
2015. Goat.
2016. Monkey.
2017. Rooster.
2018. Dog.
2019. Pig.
2020. Rat.
2021. Ox.
All served with rice or chips, bat and pangolin scale sauce £1.00 extra.

2009 joke, This High Flying 2009 film from Pixar studios won Best Animated Feature at the 82nd Academy Awards.