Following is our collection of 2009 jokes which are very funny. There are some 2009 american jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 2009 bring puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
They don't understand how killer the commute from Moscow is.
"2009"
On March 9th, 2009, I was in a coma for 6 months after a terrible accident. One day my nurse turned the radio over to a song by Justin Bieber, so I got up and turned the radio off.
A movie about 2020 named 2012 came out in 2009
What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?
One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.
Dentist: Be advised: this will hurt a lot!
Patient: Nahh don't worry. I can deal with pain very well.
Dentist: I have an affair with your wife since 2009...
2009: kids sneak out to smoke weed
2019: kids sneak out to get vaccinated
In 2009.
...he hasn't been driving straight since 2009.
Me: A 2009 Pixar film.
I'm never gonna give you Up.
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Then could it said that in 2009, Chris Brown beat Cancer?
I walked up to him, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "Hey, I thought you retired in 2009?"
2009. Ox
2010. Tiger.
2011. Rabbit.
2012. Dragon.
2013. Snake.
2014. Horse.
2015. Goat.
2016. Monkey.
2017. Rooster.
2018. Dog.
2019. Pig.
2020. Rat.
2021. Ox.
All served with rice or chips, bat and pangolin scale sauce £1.00 extra.
Rihanna (2009)
"Thanks to my 2020 vision!"
His wife replies, "How long have you been waiting to use that joke?"
He happily says, "Since 2009!"
We need to pull up his homophobic tweets from 2009.
"What's 'Up', Alex?"
"Not much, what's up with you?"
Probably because of all the extra baggage.
Haribo were not even in the top 10.
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