Witty 2009 Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
Everyone is talking about how the inaugural attendance was 1/40 of what it was in 2009...
They don't understand how killer the commute from Moscow is.
My eight year old sister asked me what my unlucky number was
"2009"
I owe my life to Justin Bieber.
On March 9th, 2009, I was in a coma for 6 months after a terrible accident. One day my nurse turned the radio over to a song by Justin Bieber, so I got up and turned the radio off.
You know a movie which was ahead of its time
A movie about 2020 named 2012 came out in 2009
Wrote this while waiting for a burrito in 2009
What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?
One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.
A dentist warns his patient...
Dentist: Be advised: this will hurt a lot!
Patient: Nahh don't worry. I can deal with pain very well.
Dentist: I have an affair with your wife since 2009...
1999: kidss sneak out to drink
2009: kids sneak out to smoke weed
2019: kids sneak out to get vaccinated
My grandfather killed 13 men in Vietnam.
In 2009.
I'm not surprised Tiger Woods to get arrested for a DUI...
...he hasn't been driving straight since 2009.
chinese new years
2009. Ox
2010. Tiger.
2011. Rabbit.
2012. Dragon.
2013. Snake.
2014. Horse.
2015. Goat.
2016. Monkey.
2017. Rooster.
2018. Dog.
2019. Pig.
2020. Rat.
2021. Ox.
All served with rice or chips, bat and pangolin scale sauce £1.00 extra.
My friend: What's up?
Me: A 2009 Pixar film.
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No, you may not have my 2009 Pixar animated film.
I'm never gonna give you Up.
If Rihanna were born in July...
Then could it said that in 2009, Chris Brown beat Cancer?
I met a famous American comedian on a White House tour
I walked up to him, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "Hey, I thought you retired in 2009?"
What is Chris Brown's biggest hit?
Rihanna (2009)
A man exclaims to his wife, "I can see 6 years into the future..."
"Thanks to my 2020 vision!"
His wife replies, "How long have you been waiting to use that joke?"
He happily says, "Since 2009!"
I know how to defeat Thanos
We need to pull up his homophobic tweets from 2009.
This High Flying 2009 film from Pixar studios won Best Animated Feature at the 82nd Academy Awards.
"What's 'Up', Alex?"
"Not much, what's up with you?"
In 2009, it cost approximately 53,000 dollars to fly a troop to Iraq, and nearly double that to fly them back.
Probably because of all the extra baggage.
I have just read FHM's top grooming products of 2009. Surely they got it wrong.....
Haribo were not even in the top 10.
