2009 Jokes

These are 18 2009 jokes and hilarious 2009 puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 2009 that are good jokes for kids and friends.

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  1. Everyone is talking about how the inaugural attendance was 1/40 of what it was in 2009... They don't understand how killer the commute from Moscow is.
  2. You know a movie which was ahead of its time A movie about 2020 named 2012 came out in 2009
  3. Wrote this while waiting for a burrito in 2009 What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?
    One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.
  4. A dentist warns his patient... Dentist: Be advised: this will hurt a lot!
    Patient: Nahh don't worry. I can deal with pain very well.
    Dentist: I have an affair with your wife since 2009...
  5. I'm not surprised Tiger Woods to get arrested for a DUI... ...he hasn't been driving straight since 2009.
  6. I met a famous American comedian on a White House tour I walked up to him, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "Hey, I thought you retired in 2009?"
  7. A man exclaims to his wife, "I can see 6 years into the future..." "Thanks to my 2020 vision!"
    His wife replies, "How long have you been waiting to use that joke?"
    He happily says, "Since 2009!"
  8. This High Flying 2009 film from Pixar studios won Best Animated Feature at the 82nd Academy Awards. "What's 'Up', Alex?"
    "Not much, what's up with you?"
  9. In 2009, it cost approximately 53,000 dollars to fly a troop to Iraq, and nearly double that to fly them back. Probably because of all the extra baggage.
  10. I have just read FHM's top grooming products of 2009. Surely they got it wrong..... Haribo were not even in the top 10.
2009 joke, I have just read FHM's top grooming products of 2009. Surely they got it wrong.....

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these 2009 jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of 2009 puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

2009 One Liners

Which 2009 dad jokes are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 2009?

  1. My eight year old sister asked me what my unlucky number was "2009"
  2. My grandfather killed 13 men in Vietnam. In 2009.
  3. My friend: What's up? Me: A 2009 Pixar film.
  4. No, you may not have my 2009 Pixar animated film. I'm never gonna give you Up.
  5. If Rihanna were born in July... Then could it said that in 2009, Chris Brown beat Cancer?
  6. What is Chris Brown's biggest hit? Rihanna (2009)
  7. I know how to defeat Thanos We need to pull up his homophobic tweets from 2009.
  8. Why didn't Pixar win an Oscar in 2009 for Best Picture? There wasn't enough upvotes
  9. Me: *sneezes* Mom: Remember February 17, 2009 when I told you to bring a jacket?

2009 joke, Me: *sneezes*

Witty 2009 Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about 2009 to tell and make people laugh ? Check out these list of good jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make 2009 prank.

I owe my life to Justin Bieber.

On March 9th, 2009, I was in a coma for 6 months after a terrible accident. One day my nurse turned the radio over to a song by Justin Bieber, so I got up and turned the radio off.

1999: kidss sneak out to drink

2009: kids sneak out to smoke w**...
2019: kids sneak out to get vaccinated

chinese new years

2009. Ox
2010. Tiger.
2011. Rabbit.
2012. Dragon.
2013. Snake.
2014. Horse.
2015. Goat.
2016. Monkey.
2017. Rooster.
2018. Dog.
2019. Pig.
2020. Rat.
2021. Ox.
All served with rice or chips, bat and pangolin scale sauce £1.00 extra.

2009 joke, This High Flying 2009 film from Pixar studios won Best Animated Feature at the 82nd Academy Awards.

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like kids and toddlers can enjoy. They can be verbal, as in a play on words, or narrative, often involving a set-up and a punchline. JokoJokes has it all! Jokes in Spanish are also found. Teens are often joking with 4 year olds and 6 year olds. Found out more in our Jokes FAQ section

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The impact of these 2009 jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.