They don't understand how killer the commute from Moscow is.
"2009"
On March 9th, 2009, I was in a coma for 6 months after a terrible accident. One day my nurse turned the radio over to a song by Justin Bieber, so I got up and turned the radio off.
What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?
One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.
A movie about 2020 named 2012 came out in 2009
Dentist: Be advised: this will hurt a lot!
Patient: Nahh don't worry. I can deal with pain very well.
Dentist: I have an affair with your wife since 2009...
2009: kids sneak out to smoke weed
2019: kids sneak out to get vaccinated
In 2009.
...he hasn't been driving straight since 2009.
Me: A 2009 Pixar film.
I'm never gonna give you Up.
I walked up to him, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "Hey, I thought you retired in 2009?"
Then could it said that in 2009, Chris Brown beat Cancer?
Rihanna (2009)
"Thanks to my 2020 vision!"
His wife replies, "How long have you been waiting to use that joke?"
He happily says, "Since 2009!"
2009. Ox
2010. Tiger.
2011. Rabbit.
2012. Dragon.
2013. Snake.
2014. Horse.
2015. Goat.
2016. Monkey.
2017. Rooster.
2018. Dog.
2019. Pig.
2020. Rat.
All served with rice or chips, bat and pangolin scale sauce £1.00 extra.
Haribo were not even in the top 10.
We need to pull up his homophobic tweets from 2009.
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