2008 Jokes

Why does Hillary Clinton have two Ls in her first name?

1 for 2008, 1 for 2016

I was standing in line at the supermarket checkout last week.

I turned around and saw a beautiful young woman who looked a little familiar. I told her that I thought I knew her, to which she replied, "Well you should remember me. You`re the father of one of my kids."

I had to stop and think, and then it hit me. "New Years Eve - 2008. That rooftop party in San Diego! Wow! We got so high together, didn`t we? That was some night, huh? I guess I should have stayed in touch."

She looked at me a little puzzled and said, "What are you talking about? I am your son`s pre-school teacher."

Obama

The Dark Knight (2008) The Dark Knight Rises (2012) Congratulations, Barack Obama.

The internet pre 2008

where the women were men,
the men were boys,
and the children were FBI

I'm really glad that Obama won in 2008 and was able to be the first black president of the United States of America

his back up job was to be the first white president of Kenya.

My friends call me an alcoholic, but I've only ever been drunk twice.

The first time was when I was 17 and the second time has been since 2008

#10yearchallenge

2001: Terrible at maths
2008: Great at maths

My friends say I'm a lot like an Iphone

I peaked in 2008 and I'm not compatible with anyone else.

The stock market plunge of 2008 was worse than a divorce...

I lost half of everything, but I still have my wife!

Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

In honor of Throwback Thursday, here's a joke from 2008.

What will happen if Hillary Clinton becomes president?

She will file for divorce.

And what will happen if Barack Obama becomes president?

He'll have the White House repainted.

Netflix the clairvoyant!

Donald Trump is raking in the votes and winning primaries like we haven't seen since 2008 when Obama started his sweep of the nation.

Which proves that Netflix was right all along...

Orange is the new Black.

Just like the DNC run-off between Hillary and Obama in 2008..

...it looks a woman is going to lose to a colored man.

What do you call remembering memes from 2008?

PTXD

On 2008 the United States elected their first black president...

... on 2016 they elected their first orange president.

Best presidential debate

1990's Hilary v 2000 Hilary v 2004 Hilary v 2008 Hilary v now Hilary

In what way is Donald Trump a historic President?

For people born after 2008, he's their first white president.

We have collected gags that can be used as 2008 pranks to have fun with. If you want to stand out in a crowd with a good sense of humour joking about 2008, here are one liners and funny 2008 pick up lines.

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