2008 Jokes
29 2008 jokes and hilarious 2008 puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 2008 that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laughter is essential for leading a happy life, and here is a list of funny 2008 jokes you can use to make yourself and your friends chuckle. From jokes about Kenyans winning the Olympics to stories of job seekers that might make you laugh, this article has it all. Enjoy a good laugh reading these 2008 jokes!
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Funniest 2008 Short Jokes
Short 2008 jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 2008 humour may include short won jokes also.
- My cat passed. RIP Fluffy McMittens
2002-2003 2003-2005 2005-2007 2007-2008 2008-2011 2011-2013 2013-2014 2014-2015 2015-2016 - Obama The Dark Knight (2008) The Dark Knight Rises (2012) Congratulations, Barack Obama.
- The internet pre 2008 where the women were men,
the men were boys,
and the children were FBI - I'm really glad that Obama won in 2008 and was able to be the first black president of the United States of America his back up job was to be the first white president of Kenya.
- My friends call me an alcoholic, but I've only ever been drunk twice. The first time was when I was 17 and the second time has been since 2008
- My friends say I'm a lot like an Iphone I peaked in 2008 and I'm not compatible with anyone else.
- The stock market plunge of 2008 was worse than a divorce... I lost half of everything, but I still have my wife!
- Just like the DNC run-off between Hillary and Obama in 2008.. ...it looks a woman is going to lose to a colored man.
- On 2008 the United States elected their first black president... ... on 2016 they elected their first orange president.
- In what way is Donald Trump a historic President? For people born after 2008, he's their first white president.
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2008 One Liners
Which 2008 one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 2008? I can suggest the ones about president and worse.
- Why does hillary clinton have two Ls in her first name? 1 for 2008, 1 for 2016
- #10yearchallenge 2001: Terrible at maths
2008: Great at maths - Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's? One for 2008 and one for 2016.
- What do you call remembering memes from 2008? PTXD
- I am still single coz I didn't forward those chain messages in 2008!
- What happened to everyone's money in 2008? Someone Madoff with it.
- I buy a lot of ringtones for someone who hasn't answered a phone call since 2008.
- I am probably single....because i didnt forward those chain messages in 2008
- What do you call the period of America from 2008–2016? An abomination.
- What's more popular than feminism on June 7th, 2015? George W. Bush on October 3rd, 2008.
- The economy got very bad in 2008.
I saw a p**... driving a beat up old Volkswagon. - Hey, Girl Are You The 2008 Housing Market? Cus I wanna c**... at your place.
Amusing & Witty 2008 Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
What funny jokes about 2008 you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean feminism jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 2008 pranks.
Boxers or Briefs, Mr. President?
In 1992 while being interviewed by MTV, Bill Clinton was asked if he wore boxers or briefs? Clinton replied, "Boxers"
In 2008 US magazine asked Obama, "Boxers or briefs"? Obama declined to answer the question.
Last week AARP asked Joe Biden, "Boxers or briefs"? Biden responded, "Depends".
It's 2020 and I've just been fired from my job at internet explorer.
The 2008 c**... hit us bad.
In honor of Throwback Thursday, here's a joke from 2008.
What will happen if Hillary Clinton becomes president?
She will file for divorce.
And what will happen if Barack Obama becomes president?
He'll have the White House repainted.
Netflix the clairvoyant!
Donald Trump is raking in the votes and winning primaries like we haven't seen since 2008 when Obama started his sweep of the nation.
Which proves that Netflix was right all along...
Orange is the new Black.
