1 for 2008, 1 for 2016
I turned around and saw a beautiful young woman who looked a little familiar. I told her that I thought I knew her, to which she replied, "Well you should remember me. You`re the father of one of my kids."
I had to stop and think, and then it hit me. "New Years Eve - 2008. That rooftop party in San Diego! Wow! We got so high together, didn`t we? That was some night, huh? I guess I should have stayed in touch."
She looked at me a little puzzled and said, "What are you talking about? I am your son`s pre-school teacher."
The Dark Knight (2008) The Dark Knight Rises (2012) Congratulations, Barack Obama.
where the women were men,
the men were boys,
and the children were FBI
his back up job was to be the first white president of Kenya.
The first time was when I was 17 and the second time has been since 2008
2001: Terrible at maths
2008: Great at maths
I peaked in 2008 and I'm not compatible with anyone else.
I lost half of everything, but I still have my wife!
One for 2008 and one for 2016.
What will happen if Hillary Clinton becomes president?
She will file for divorce.
And what will happen if Barack Obama becomes president?
He'll have the White House repainted.
Donald Trump is raking in the votes and winning primaries like we haven't seen since 2008 when Obama started his sweep of the nation.
Which proves that Netflix was right all along...
Orange is the new Black.
...it looks a woman is going to lose to a colored man.
PTXD
... on 2016 they elected their first orange president.
1990's Hilary v 2000 Hilary v 2004 Hilary v 2008 Hilary v now Hilary
For people born after 2008, he's their first white president.
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