The Best 19 2008 Jokes

Following is our collection of 2008 jokes which are very funny. There are some 2008 president jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 2008 worse puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny 2008 Jokes and Puns

Why does Hillary Clinton have two Ls in her first name?

1 for 2008, 1 for 2016

Obama

The Dark Knight (2008) The Dark Knight Rises (2012) Congratulations, Barack Obama.

The internet pre 2008

where the women were men,
the men were boys,
and the children were FBI

It's 2020 and I've just been fired from my job at internet explorer.

The 2008 crash hit us bad.

I'm really glad that Obama won in 2008 and was able to be the first black president of the United States of America

his back up job was to be the first white president of Kenya.


#10yearchallenge

2001: Terrible at maths
2008: Great at maths

My friends call me an alcoholic, but I've only ever been drunk twice.

The first time was when I was 17 and the second time has been since 2008

My friends say I'm a lot like an Iphone

I peaked in 2008 and I'm not compatible with anyone else.

The stock market plunge of 2008 was worse than a divorce...

I lost half of everything, but I still have my wife!

Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

In honor of Throwback Thursday, here's a joke from 2008.

What will happen if Hillary Clinton becomes president?

She will file for divorce.

And what will happen if Barack Obama becomes president?

He'll have the White House repainted.

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Netflix the clairvoyant!

Donald Trump is raking in the votes and winning primaries like we haven't seen since 2008 when Obama started his sweep of the nation.

Which proves that Netflix was right all along...

Orange is the new Black.

What do you call remembering memes from 2008?

PTXD

Just like the DNC run-off between Hillary and Obama in 2008..

...it looks a woman is going to lose to a colored man.

On 2008 the United States elected their first black president...

... on 2016 they elected their first orange president.

In what way is Donald Trump a historic President?

For people born after 2008, he's their first white president.

Best presidential debate

1990's Hilary v 2000 Hilary v 2004 Hilary v 2008 Hilary v now Hilary

I am still single coz I didn't forward those chain messages in 2008!

What happened to everyone's money in 2008?

Someone Madoff with it.


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