Following is our collection of job humor and president one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include 2008 puns for adults, dirty obama jokes or clean worse gags for kids.
There is an abundance of 3rd jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 18 funniest jokes on 2008. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any george witze you can hear about 2008.
1 for 2008, 1 for 2016
I turned around and saw a beautiful young woman who looked a little familiar. I told her that I thought I knew her, to which she replied, "Well you should remember me. You`re the father of one of my kids."
I had to stop and think, and then it hit me. "New Years Eve - 2008. That rooftop party in San Diego! Wow! We got so high together, didn`t we? That was some night, huh? I guess I should have stayed in touch."
She looked at me a little puzzled and said, "What are you talking about? I am your son`s pre-school teacher."
The Dark Knight (2008) The Dark Knight Rises (2012) Congratulations, Barack Obama.
where the women were men,
the men were boys,
and the children were FBI
The 2008 crash hit us bad.
his back up job was to be the first white president of Kenya.
I peaked in 2008 and I'm not compatible with anyone else.
2001: Terrible at maths
2008: Great at maths
The first time was when I was 17 and the second time has been since 2008
I lost half of everything, but I still have my wife!
What will happen if Hillary Clinton becomes president?
She will file for divorce.
And what will happen if Barack Obama becomes president?
He'll have the White House repainted.
One for 2008 and one for 2016.
Donald Trump is raking in the votes and winning primaries like we haven't seen since 2008 when Obama started his sweep of the nation.
Which proves that Netflix was right all along...
Orange is the new Black.
...it looks a woman is going to lose to a colored man.
PTXD
... on 2016 they elected their first orange president.
1990's Hilary v 2000 Hilary v 2004 Hilary v 2008 Hilary v now Hilary
For people born after 2008, he's their first white president.
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.