The Best 14 2007 Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 2007 jokes. There are some 2007 put jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 2007 joke puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest 2007 Jokes and Puns

Number 7

Mark dreams number 7.

He wakes up, looks at his watch: it was 7:07.

He looked at the calendar: July 7, 2007.

Decided it was a sign he's taking the bus 77.

Arrive at the track, put $ 7777 on the horse 7 from the 7th race.

The horse comes seventh.

My wife and I said we would only smoke after sex....

I have had the same pack of cigarettes since 2007, im starting to get worried about my wife though shes been going through 3 packs a day!

Somali Pirates Can't Find Hidden Treasure Buried in 2007

A bunch of Somali pirates lost their hidden treasure. They last saw their hidden treasure in 2007. They tried everything, bloodhounds, radar, metal detectors, sonar. But they couldn't find their treasure.

One day, one of the pirates had a suggestion.

"Captain, we should break R Kelly out of prison".

The Captain said "This is the dumbest idea I've ever heard, but go ahead. why?"

"Captain, if anybody can find 15 year old booty, it's this guy!".

A man had just won big on lottery. Asked about what he'd do with the money, his immediate answer was to fix everything broken on his 2007 Chevrolet Malibu ...

"What about the rest of the money?" He was asked again.

"Well, I hope the bank can lend it to me."

Did you know that Brian May, the guitarist from British rockband Queen, has a PhD on Astrophysics?

Yeah, he started his schooling before Queen formed, and achieved his PhD in 2007. One of his dissertations is heavily criticized by the science community though, and it's because he has an odd theory of what causes the Earth's rotation.

You see, he thinks that 'Fat Bottomed Girls make the Rockin World go round.'


In 2007, a young girl Zimbabwean girl asked her parents for Z$20.00.

Her mom responded "Z$30.00? What do you need Z$50.00 for?"

A man is planning his vacation,

As he does so, a friend swings by and offers to help:
-Hey man, may I suggest the Maldives? Had an amazing time there.
-I'm not taking any advice from you! Back in 98, you suggested Rome, I went there and my wife got pregnant, in 2007 you suggested Brazil, I went there and my wife got pregnant, then, in 2013 you suggested France, and, guess what? My wife got pregnant, again!
-Well that's not my fault! You should just start taking your wife with you!

2007 joke, A man is planning his vacation,

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Happy New Year 2007!

A 2007 study showed that for high school students graduating in the US, 4/3 did not know how to properly use fractions.

It might be an outdated study though.

Tell me

"Tell me when you've come," I panted to my wife as I pumped away.

"2007 and twice in 2013." she said.

TIL There are actually 5 Highlander films, the latest of which came out in 2007. But nobody talks about the 4 sequels because

There can only by one.

You can explore 2007 horse reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean 2007 watch dad jokes. There are also 2007 puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Divorce conversations

Divorce in 2007:
Husband : I take the kids!
Wife : No, I take the kids!
Divorce in 2027:
Husband : You take the kids!
Wife: No, you take the kids!

What type of batteries does it take to light up The Big House ?

Double-A (App St. vs. Michigan, circa 2007)

WhatΒ΄s the difference between 2007 and 2017?

The Apprentice opened a franchise at the White House.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 2007 track jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 2007 wakes piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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