2007 Jokes

Following is our collection of horse humor and put one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include 2007 puns for adults, dirty watch jokes or clean joke gags for kids.

There is an abundance of track jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 9 funniest jokes on 2007. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any wakes witze you can hear about 2007.

The Best jokes about 2007

Number 7

Mark dreams number 7.

He wakes up, looks at his watch: it was 7:07.

He looked at the calendar: July 7, 2007.

Decided it was a sign he's taking the bus 77.

Arrive at the track, put $ 7777 on the horse 7 from the 7th race.

The horse comes seventh.

My wife and I said we would only smoke after sex....

I have had the same pack of cigarettes since 2007, im starting to get worried about my wife though shes been going through 3 packs a day!

A man is planning his vacation,

As he does so, a friend swings by and offers to help:
-Hey man, may I suggest the Maldives? Had an amazing time there.
-I'm not taking any advice from you! Back in 98, you suggested Rome, I went there and my wife got pregnant, in 2007 you suggested Brazil, I went there and my wife got pregnant, then, in 2013 you suggested France, and, guess what? My wife got pregnant, again!
-Well that's not my fault! You should just start taking your wife with you!

Hope this all gets to you in time, using Internet Explorer!

Happy New Year 2007!

A 2007 study showed that for high school students graduating in the US, 4/3 did not know how to properly use fractions.

It might be an outdated study though.


Tell me

"Tell me when you've come," I panted to my wife as I pumped away.


"2007 and twice in 2013." she said.

Divorce conversations

Divorce in 2007:
Husband : I take the kids!
Wife : No, I take the kids!
Divorce in 2027:
Husband : You take the kids!
Wife: No, you take the kids!

What type of batteries does it take to light up The Big House ?

Double-A (App St. vs. Michigan, circa 2007)

TIL There are actually 5 Highlander films, the latest of which came out in 2007. But nobody talks about the 4 sequels because

There can only by one.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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