Unearthly Funniest 2006 Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
A 2006 study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another recent study found that Americans drink an average of 22 gallons of beer a year.
That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles per gallon.
Not Bad.
A man was bragging about how good he was
He said that he was the time magazine's person of the year in 2006.
Hello everyone. I'm using Internet explorer so I hope this gets out in time.
Happy New Year 2006
Crocodiles are easy.
They try to kill and eat you.
People are harder.
Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.
- Steve Irwin (1962 - 2006)
Having too much sex can cause memory loss
I read it on page 37 in a medical journal in November 2006 at 4:19pm
I lost over 300 pounds in 2004 - 2006
It was a long divorce, but I do feel so much lighter now!
Having too much sex can cause memory loss
I read it in Men's Health Journal 2006 on page 73 paragraph 4 footnote 3.
Fun fact: Having friends gives you memory loss.
I read this in a textbook on page 53 at 4:37 PM on Friday May 12, 2006
A death toll too high to imagine
On September 29th 2006 President George W. Bush receives a briefing from one of his staff
"Mr. President, we've just received reports of a commercial plane crash in south America, 154 Brazilian people died."
"Oh my God, that's terrible..." The president replies solemnly, thinking quietly to himself.
"Wait... How much is a Brazilian?"
In 2006, James Dyson was knighted by Prince Charles for his efforts in business.
Does that make him the ultimate suck-up?
Apparently they're getting the old band based on the 2006 Nintendo console back together
It's a Wii union
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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say to an infant who wants to install windows 7 on the baby's PC from 2006?
Uninstall Vista, baby
2006 - locker room talk
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