1981:
1. A British prince gets married
2. Liverpool wins the Champions League
3. The Pope dies
2005:
1. A British prince gets married
2. Liverpool wins the Champions League
3. The Pope dies
2018:
1. A British prince gets married
2. Liverpool is in the Champions League's final
3.
2005: UK's prince marries, Liverpool wins the Champions League, the Pope dies.
2018: UK's prince marries, Liverpool is in the Champions League final, and the Pope is cheering for Real Madrid like a madman.
2017: One day computers will be so good that you won't have to prove that you are a robot.
I logged into MySpace for the first time since 2005. It was full of private messages from women who wanted to "Blockbuster and Chill".
When Bill Gates finishes doing his business, he goes to the sink, washes his hands, pulls 20 paper towels from the dispenser, and dries his hands completely as Steve Jobs walks up.
Bill says "at Microsoft, we like to be thorough."
Steve Jobs washes his hands even cleaner than Bill, then takes only one paper towel, using every last little bit of it, and still managing to dry his hands completely.
Steve says "at Apple, we like to be thorough AND efficient."
Just then, Linus Torvalds walks up to the sink and pulls out a laptop.
Bill and Steve give Linus a confused look. "what are you doing?" they ask.
Linus says "I'm reading the man page for the sink."
Their marriage really went downhill after that
1981: Prince Charles marries, Liverpool win European Cup, pope shot.
2005: Prince Charles marries, Liverpool reaches Champions League semis, pope dies.
2018: Prince Harry marries, Liverpool reaches Champions League final, it's probably time to warn the pope.
A bi-polar bear.
[OC, circa 2005]
a lawyer to change her name. She's tired of having such a dumb name.
The woman told police she deeply regretted her mistake *italics* and not returning the movie.
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