The Best 8 2005 Jokes
Following is our collection of funny 2005 jokes. There are some 2005 mistake jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 2005 return puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest 2005 Jokes and Puns
If Liverpool wins, somebody warn the Pope!
1981:
1. A British prince gets married
2. Liverpool wins the Champions League
3. The Pope dies
2005:
1. A British prince gets married
2. Liverpool wins the Champions League
3. The Pope dies
2018:
1. A British prince gets married
2. Liverpool is in the Champions League's final
3.
2005: One day computers will be so good that you will have to prove you aren't a robot.
2017: One day computers will be so good that you won't have to prove that you are a robot.
I logged into MySpace for the first time since 2005.
I logged into MySpace for the first time since 2005. It was full of private messages from women who wanted to "Blockbuster and Chill".
A couple was married on top of Mt Everest in 2005
Their marriage really went downhill after that
2005 called
a lawyer to change her name. She's tired of having such a dumb name.
What lives at the North Pole and takes Lithium?
A bi-polar bear.
[OC, circa 2005]
I like my women how I like my cars...
2005 or newer.
(real news) A South Carolina woman has been arrested for failing to return a Jennifer Lopez movie she rented from a video store in 2005.
The woman told police she deeply regretted her mistake *italics* and not returning the movie.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 2005 jennifer jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working 2005 lopez piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.