2005 Jokes

If Liverpool wins, somebody warn the Pope!

1981:
1. A British prince gets married
2. Liverpool wins the Champions League
3. The Pope dies

2005:
1. A British prince gets married
2. Liverpool wins the Champions League
3. The Pope dies

2018:
1. A British prince gets married
2. Liverpool is in the Champions League's final
3.

1978: UK's prince marries, Liverpool wins the Champions League, the Pope dies.

2005: UK's prince marries, Liverpool wins the Champions League, the Pope dies.

2018: UK's prince marries, Liverpool is in the Champions League final, and the Pope is cheering for Real Madrid like a madman.

2005: One day computers will be so good that you will have to prove you aren't a robot.

2017: One day computers will be so good that you won't have to prove that you are a robot.

I logged into MySpace for the first time since 2005.

I logged into MySpace for the first time since 2005. It was full of private messages from women who wanted to "Blockbuster and Chill".

Bill Gates, Steve Jobs and Linus Torvalds walk into a restroom in 2005...

When Bill Gates finishes doing his business, he goes to the sink, washes his hands, pulls 20 paper towels from the dispenser, and dries his hands completely as Steve Jobs walks up.

Bill says "at Microsoft, we like to be thorough."

Steve Jobs washes his hands even cleaner than Bill, then takes only one paper towel, using every last little bit of it, and still managing to dry his hands completely.

Steve says "at Apple, we like to be thorough AND efficient."

Just then, Linus Torvalds walks up to the sink and pulls out a laptop.

Bill and Steve give Linus a confused look. "what are you doing?" they ask.

Linus says "I'm reading the man page for the sink."

A couple was married on top of Mt Everest in 2005

Their marriage really went downhill after that

1978: Wales win Grand Slam, Liverpool win European Cup, pope dies.

1981: Prince Charles marries, Liverpool win European Cup, pope shot.

2005: Prince Charles marries, Liverpool reaches Champions League semis, pope dies.

2018: Prince Harry marries, Liverpool reaches Champions League final, it's probably time to warn the pope.

What lives at the North Pole and takes Lithium?

A bi-polar bear.

[OC, circa 2005]

2005 called

a lawyer to change her name. She's tired of having such a dumb name.

(real news) A South Carolina woman has been arrested for failing to return a Jennifer Lopez movie she rented from a video store in 2005.

The woman told police she deeply regretted her mistake *italics* and not returning the movie.

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