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These are the 10 2005 jokes and hilarious 2005 puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 2005 that are good jokes for kids and friends.


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If Liverpool wins, somebody warn the Pope!

1981:
1. A British prince gets married
2. liverpool wins the Champions League
3. The Pope dies
2005:
1. A British prince gets married
2. Liverpool wins the Champions League
3. The Pope dies
2018:
1. A British prince gets married
2. Liverpool is in the Champions League's final
3.

2005: One day computers will be so good that you will have to prove you aren't a robot.

2017: One day computers will be so good that you won't have to prove that you are a robot.

I logged into MySpace for the first time since 2005.

I logged into MySpace for the first time since 2005. It was full of private messages from women who wanted to "Blockbuster and Chill".

A couple was married on top of Mt Everest in 2005

Their marriage really went downhill after that

2005 called

a lawyer to change her name. She's tired of having such a dumb name.

What lives at the North Pole and takes Lithium?

A bi-polar bear.
[OC, circa 2005]

(real news) A South Carolina woman has been arrested for failing to return a jennifer lopez movie she rented from a video store in 2005.

The woman told police she deeply regretted her mistake *italics* and not returning the movie.

I like my women how I like my cars...

2005 or newer.

Bill Gates, Steve Jobs and Linus Torvalds walk into a restroom in 2005...

When Bill Gates finishes doing his business, he goes to the sink, washes his hands, pulls 20 paper towels from the dispenser, and dries his hands completely as Steve Jobs walks up.
Bill says "at Microsoft, we like to be thorough."
Steve Jobs washes his hands even cleaner than Bill, then takes only one paper towel, using every last little bit of it, and still managing to dry his hands completely.
Steve says "at Apple, we like to be thorough AND efficient."
Just then, Linus Torvalds walks up to the sink and pulls out a laptop.
Bill and Steve give Linus a confused look. "what are you doing?" they ask.
Linus says "I'm reading the man page for the sink."

Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

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