2004 Jokes

16 2004 jokes and hilarious 2004 puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 2004 that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest 2004 Short Jokes

Short 2004 jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 2004 humour may include short til jokes also.

  1. I lost over 300 pounds in 2004 - 2006 It was a long divorce, but I do feel so much lighter now!
  2. Congrats to the Patriots on their 7th ring, Super Bowls XXXVI (2001), XXXVIII (2003), XXXIX (2004), XLIX (2014), LI (2016), LIII (2018), Prostitution Ring (2019)!
  3. This year's presidential election shares the same tagline as the 2004 movie "Alien versus Predator". "Whoever wins... We lose."
  4. From 2004-2015, Chelsea FC had the best goalkeeper in the world On second thought, Petr Cech that one
  5. One I heard at a restaurant "Am I the first girl you ever kissed?" She whispered softly to her date. "It's possible" he admitted, "Were you at Lake Geneva in 2004?"
  6. I returned home late from work one night to find a 2004 Land Rover had crashed into the front of my house. It was an awful Discovery.
  7. Best presidential debate 1990's Hilary v 2000 Hilary v 2004 Hilary v 2008 Hilary v now Hilary
  8. So you need Andy Reid to take you to the airport for an international flight... lol you didn't learn anything from 2004?
  9. TIL Ray Charles died in June 2004, several months before the premiere of "Ray" It's a shame he didn't get to see the movie.
  10. What does Charlie Brown on Halloween and a U.S. Marine finding out where hes getting deployed in 2004 have in common? They can both be heard dejectedly saying "I got a rock."

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2004 One Liners

Which 2004 one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 2004? I can suggest the ones about cup and entire.

  1. Eleven Years ago Greece won Euro 2004 Today, Greece would be happy with 2004 Euros.
  2. Happy 2004 Everyone! -sent from Internet explorer.

2004 joke, Happy 2004 Everyone!

Laughter 2004 Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity

What funny jokes about 2004 you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean model jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 2004 pranks.


So it's 2004 and the War in Iraq is r**... on.
President Bush calls Sec. Rumsfeld into the Oval Office to discuss the campaign.
Rumsfeld begins by saying, "Sir, there have been no American deaths today. But we do have word that 3 Brazillian soldiers were killed."
Much Rumsfeld's surprise, President Bush begins crying and b**... his hands on the desk in the office.
Rumsfeld says, "Sir, what's wrong?"
Bush replies under his heavy sobs, "Exactly how many is a Brazillian?"

It's 2004 and George W Bush is on the campaign trail...

He stops at a small-town midwest diner for breakfast. After taking a seat he is greeted by a pretty young waitress.
"Mr president, what an honor it is to be serving you. So what will you be having this morning?"
Dubya looks up from his menu, smiles, and says "How about a q**...?"
The waitress is appalled. "Mr president! I voted for you because I thought you stood for morals! And family values! I guess you're no better than Clinton."
After she storms off, one of the president's advisors leans over and says "Hey, uh, George, it's pronounced *keesh*."

Picabo Street is a former World Cup alpine ski racer and model. When she was inducted into the National Ski Hall of Fame in 2004, her home town of Triumph, Idaho dedicated an entire wing of the local hospital to her.

It's called the Picabo ICU.

Robert Kraft - 7 rings.

Robert Kraft:
- 2001 Super Bowl Ring
- 2003 Super Bowl Ring
- 2004 Super Bowl Ring
- 2014 Super Bowl Ring
- 2016 Super Bowl Ring
- 2018 Super Bowl Ring
- 2019 Prostitution Ring

What's a pirates favorite video game?

No it's not 2004 and I'll see myself out.

2004 joke, So you need Andy Reid to take you to the airport for an international flight...