The Best 16 2004 Jokes
Following is our collection of funny 2004 jokes. There are some 2004 cup jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 2004 model puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest 2004 Jokes and Puns
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So it's 2004 and the War in Iraq is raging on.
President Bush calls Sec. Rumsfeld into the Oval Office to discuss the campaign.
Rumsfeld begins by saying, "Sir, there have been no American deaths today. But we do have word that 3 Brazillian soldiers were killed."
Much Rumsfeld's surprise, President Bush begins crying and banging his hands on the desk in the office.
Rumsfeld says, "Sir, what's wrong?"
Bush replies under his heavy sobs, "Exactly how many is a Brazillian?"
It's 2004 and George W Bush is on the campaign trail...
He stops at a small-town midwest diner for breakfast. After taking a seat he is greeted by a pretty young waitress.
"Mr president, what an honor it is to be serving you. So what will you be having this morning?"
Dubya looks up from his menu, smiles, and says "How about a quickie?"
The waitress is appalled. "Mr president! I voted for you because I thought you stood for morals! And family values! I guess you're no better than Clinton."
After she storms off, one of the president's advisors leans over and says "Hey, uh, George, it's pronounced *keesh*."
Eleven Years ago Greece won Euro 2004
Today, Greece would be happy with 2004 Euros.
Picabo Street is a former World Cup alpine ski racer and model. When she was inducted into the National Ski Hall of Fame in 2004, her home town of Triumph, Idaho dedicated an entire wing of the local hospital to her.
It's called the Picabo ICU.
I lost over 300 pounds in 2004 - 2006
It was a long divorce, but I do feel so much lighter now!
Congrats to the Patriots on their 7th ring,
Super Bowls XXXVI (2001), XXXVIII (2003), XXXIX (2004), XLIX (2014), LI (2016), LIII (2018), Prostitution Ring (2019)!
This year's presidential election shares the same tagline as the 2004 movie "Alien versus Predator".
"Whoever wins... We lose."
From 2004-2015, Chelsea FC had the best goalkeeper in the world
On second thought, Petr Cech that one
Robert Kraft - 7 rings.
Robert Kraft:
- 2001 Super Bowl Ring
- 2003 Super Bowl Ring
- 2004 Super Bowl Ring
- 2014 Super Bowl Ring
- 2016 Super Bowl Ring
- 2018 Super Bowl Ring
- 2019 Prostitution Ring
What's a pirates favorite video game?
**DDRRR**
No it's not 2004 and I'll see myself out.
One I heard at a restaurant
"Am I the first girl you ever kissed?" She whispered softly to her date. "It's possible" he admitted, "Were you at Lake Geneva in 2004?"
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I returned home late from work one night to find a 2004 Land Rover had crashed into the front of my house.
It was an awful Discovery.
Best presidential debate
1990's Hilary v 2000 Hilary v 2004 Hilary v 2008 Hilary v now Hilary
So you need Andy Reid to take you to the airport for an international flight...
lol you didn't learn anything from 2004?
What does Charlie Brown on Halloween and a U.S. Marine finding out where hes getting deployed in 2004 have in common?
They can both be heard dejectedly saying "I got a rock."
TIL Ray Charles died in June 2004, several months before the premiere of "Ray"
It's a shame he didn't get to see the movie.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 2004 hospital jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working 2004 local piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.