The Best 9 2003 Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 2003 jokes. There are some 2003 clarkson jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 2003 pack puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest 2003 Jokes and Puns

My wife and I only smoke after sex; I've had the same pack since 2003.

She's up to three packs a day.

My house was haunted...

... then I got a divorce.

Demon free since 2003.

Congrats to the Patriots on their 7th ring,

Super Bowls XXXVI (2001), XXXVIII (2003), XXXIX (2004), XLIX (2014), LI (2016), LIII (2018), Prostitution Ring (2019)!

Two cows are standing in a field in Canada in the year 2003.

One cow turns to the other and says, "we gotta watch out. I hear mad cow disease has been spreading through the herd." The other cow looks towards him and says, "what are telling me for? I'm not a cow, I'm a duck!"

I have a now famous relative

I have a now famous relative named Neil Coal who works in music. Back in 2003 he was under pressure to release his first album.

You might know him as Niel Diamond.


You'll never believe what Hilary did in 2003

She starred in the Lizzie McGuire Movie.

Robert Kraft - 7 rings.

Robert Kraft:

- 2001 Super Bowl Ring
- 2003 Super Bowl Ring
- 2004 Super Bowl Ring
- 2014 Super Bowl Ring
- 2016 Super Bowl Ring
- 2018 Super Bowl Ring
- 2019 Prostitution Ring

I love the 2003 version of Duvet Know It's Christmas.

It's one of my favourite covers.

Kelly Clarkson announces she is pregnant

Which is adorably news worthy for 2003.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 2003 wife jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 2003 free piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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