Amusing 2003 Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
My wife and I only smoke after s**...; I've had the same pack since 2003.
She's up to three packs a day.
I bought a world map for my room, I'm gonna put a pin on everywhere that i've travelled…
… but first I gotta travel to the top 2 corners of the map so it won't fall down.
(Mitch Hedberg 2003)
I got a world map for my wall, I'm going to put pins in all the places I've traveled to ...
... but first, I have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down.
(credit to Mitch Hedberg, about 2003)
My house was haunted...
... then I got a divorce.
d**... free since 2003.
Congrats to the Patriots on their 7th ring,
Super Bowls XXXVI (2001), XXXVIII (2003), XXXIX (2004), XLIX (2014), LI (2016), LIII (2018), Prostitution Ring (2019)!
Two cows are standing in a field in Canada in the year 2003.
One cow turns to the other and says, "we gotta watch out. I hear mad cow disease has been spreading through the herd." The other cow looks towards him and says, "what are telling me for? I'm not a cow, I'm a duck!"
I have a now famous relative
I have a now famous relative named Neil Coal who works in music. Back in 2003 he was under pressure to release his first album.
You might know him as Niel Diamond.
Simeon Saxe-Coburg-Gotha's cabinet became sick during his time as Prime Minister in 2003
It was the SARS cabinet.
You'll never believe what Hilary did in 2003
She starred in the Lizzie McGuire Movie.
Robert Kraft - 7 rings.
Robert Kraft:
- 2001 Super Bowl Ring
- 2003 Super Bowl Ring
- 2004 Super Bowl Ring
- 2014 Super Bowl Ring
- 2016 Super Bowl Ring
- 2018 Super Bowl Ring
- 2019 Prostitution Ring
I love the 2003 version of Duvet Know It's Christmas.
It's one of my favourite covers.
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Kelly Clarkson announces she is pregnant
Which is adorably news worthy for 2003.
