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2003 Jokes

8 2003 jokes and hilarious 2003 puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 2003 that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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My wife and I only smoke after s**...; I've had the same pack since 2003.

She's up to three packs a day.

I bought a world map for my room, I'm gonna put a pin on everywhere that i've travelled…

… but first I gotta travel to the top 2 corners of the map so it won't fall down.
(Mitch Hedberg 2003)

I got a world map for my wall, I'm going to put pins in all the places I've traveled to ...

... but first, I have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down.
(credit to Mitch Hedberg, about 2003)

My house was haunted...

... then I got a divorce.
d**... free since 2003.

Congrats to the Patriots on their 7th ring,

Super Bowls XXXVI (2001), XXXVIII (2003), XXXIX (2004), XLIX (2014), LI (2016), LIII (2018), Prostitution Ring (2019)!

Two cows are standing in a field in Canada in the year 2003.

One cow turns to the other and says, "we gotta watch out. I hear mad cow disease has been spreading through the herd." The other cow looks towards him and says, "what are telling me for? I'm not a cow, I'm a duck!"

I have a now famous relative

I have a now famous relative named Neil Coal who works in music. Back in 2003 he was under pressure to release his first album.
You might know him as Niel Diamond.

Simeon Saxe-Coburg-Gotha's cabinet became sick during his time as Prime Minister in 2003

It was the SARS cabinet.


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