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On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
The child of Bin Laden comes home grumpy. His dad asks him "what happened?". "Today I got an F in geography class". "And what did she ask you?". "What's the tallest building from New York and I said Empire State Building". "Eh, don't cry over it, I'll take care of that for you."
Time Traveler: "What year is it?"
George Bush: "2001"
TT: "Before or after the 9/11 terrorist attack?"
GB: "Before"
2001: Terrible at maths
2008: Great at maths
Super Bowls XXXVI (2001), XXXVIII (2003), XXXIX (2004), XLIX (2014), LI (2016), LIII (2018), Prostitution Ring (2019)!
which means the whole planet is probably a Banana Republic
New York, they set the world record for fast reading in 2001 for going through 110 stories in about 10 seconds.
It would be *"A 2001 Space Odyssey"*
A man wokring at the World Trade Center calls out sick on the day of September 11th 2001. He turns on the TV and sees the news. His wife yells to him and comes down to watch it with him. "Thats terrible honey, is your boss working today." "God I hope so" he replies
Me: My dad died on this day in 2001, he called me to say 2 words before dying.
Stranger: Ohh, that's so sweet! What were his words?
Me: Allahu Akbar
Good for him
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Far above the moon.
When I go back to the past I'll tell myself that it isn't worth ditching work for and that the little dumbass loses the game anyways.
Robert Kraft:
- 2001 Super Bowl Ring
- 2003 Super Bowl Ring
- 2004 Super Bowl Ring
- 2014 Super Bowl Ring
- 2016 Super Bowl Ring
- 2018 Super Bowl Ring
- 2019 Prostitution Ring
2001: A space oddity.
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Oh wait that was 2001
Well duh. That's fifteen years ago.
They gave everyone on two aeroplanes a free your of the Twin Towers.
What are the chances that one of worst days in American history would also be the day a terrorist attack took down the twin towers?
Well you odyssey deez nuts!
The people in 9/11. They went through hundreds of stories in a matter of seconds.
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