2001 Jokes

32 2001 jokes and hilarious 2001 puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 2001 that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest 2001 Short Jokes

Short 2001 jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 2001 humour may include short general jokes also.

  1. On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class. On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
  2. There are children being born who's parents weren't alive when Shrek was released in 2001 It's crazy how the years start coming and they simply don't stop coming
  3. An Omegle conversation Me: My dad died on this day in 2001, he called me to say 2 words before dying.
    Stranger: Ohh, that's so sweet! What were his words?
    Me: Allahu Akbar
  4. Congrats to the Patriots on their 7th ring, Super Bowls XXXVI (2001), XXXVIII (2003), XXXIX (2004), XLIX (2014), LI (2016), LIII (2018), Prostitution Ring (2019)!
  5. In the 2001 film "The Planet of the Apes" David Warner plays a primate named Senator Sandar which means the whole planet is probably a Banana Republic
  6. What state has the fastest readers? New York, they set the world record for fast reading in 2001 for going through 110 stories in about 10 seconds.
  7. my girlfriend texted me saying she was going to go out shopping for an hour sent at: 2001-11-06 3:35 PM
  8. Why did Stanley Kubrick want to send an old minivan into space? It would be *"A 2001 Space Odyssey"*
  9. United's first case of involuntary removal was back in 2001… The WTC refused to move so they hit it.
  10. George R.R. Martin tweeted that he directed 2016. This year will be Michael Bay... Oh wait that was 2001

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2001 One Liners

Which 2001 one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 2001? I can suggest the ones about signs and tragic.

  1. #10yearchallenge 2001: Terrible at maths
    2008: Great at maths
  2. Shrek came out in 2001 Good for him
  3. Have you ever seen 2001 a space odyssey? Well you odyssey deez nuts!
  4. What do you get when you mix Stanley Kubrik and David Bowie? 2001: A space oddity.
  5. Exam results have improved since 2001. Well duh. That's fifteen years ago.
  6. What would the new iPhone be called if it were released in 2001 iPhone Xp
  7. My brave uncle died on September 11, 2001 He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia
  8. I experienced a bad date September 11, 2001
  9. I am the janitor of the World Trade center back in 2001 - AmA
  10. 2001 called... They want their towers back
  11. 2001-2016: 9/11 was an inside job. 2017: 9/11 was a h**....

2001 joke, 2001-2016: 9/11 was an inside job.

Silly 2001 Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

What funny jokes about 2001 you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean increase jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 2001 pranks.

10 september 2001

The child of Bin Laden comes home grumpy. His dad asks him "what happened?". "Today I got an F in geography class". "And what did she ask you?". "What's the tallest building from New York and I said Empire State Building". "Eh, don't cry over it, I'll take care of that for you."

So a time traveler meets George W Bush...

Time Traveler: "What year is it?"
George Bush: "2001"
TT: "Before or after the 9/11 t**... attack?"
GB: "Before"


A man wokring at the World Trade Center calls out sick on the day of September 11th 2001. He turns on the TV and sees the news. His wife yells to him and comes down to watch it with him. "Thats terrible honey, is your boss working today." "God I hope so" he replies

David Bowie said he was s**... when watching 2001: A Space Odyssey, which inspired his hit song Space Oddity. How high was he though?

Far above the moon.

I made a time machine to travel back to the year 2001. You see my son had his first soccer game then, and I missed it only to show up 10 minutes after it ended.

When I go back to the past I'll tell myself that it isn't worth ditching work for and that the little d**... loses the game anyways.

Robert Kraft - 7 rings.

Robert Kraft:
- 2001 Super Bowl Ring
- 2003 Super Bowl Ring
- 2004 Super Bowl Ring
- 2014 Super Bowl Ring
- 2016 Super Bowl Ring
- 2018 Super Bowl Ring
- 2019 Prostitution Ring

During 2001 United Airlines gave customers a thank-you surprise.

They gave everyone on two aeroplanes a free your of the Twin Towers.

2001 joke, During 2001 United Airlines gave customers a thank-you surprise.