2001 Jokes

Funniest 2001 Short Jokes

Short 2001 jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 2001 humour may include short general jokes also.

1. On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class. On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
2. There are children being born who's parents weren't alive when Shrek was released in 2001 It's crazy how the years start coming and they simply don't stop coming
3. An Omegle conversation Me: My dad died on this day in 2001, he called me to say 2 words before dying.
   Stranger: Ohh, that's so sweet! What were his words?
   Me: Allahu Akbar
4. Congrats to the Patriots on their 7th ring, Super Bowls XXXVI (2001), XXXVIII (2003), XXXIX (2004), XLIX (2014), LI (2016), LIII (2018), Prostitution Ring (2019)!
5. In the 2001 film "The Planet of the Apes" David Warner plays a primate named Senator Sandar which means the whole planet is probably a Banana Republic
6. What state has the fastest readers? New York, they set the world record for fast reading in 2001 for going through 110 stories in about 10 seconds.
7. my girlfriend texted me saying she was going to go out shopping for an hour sent at: 2001-11-06 3:35 PM
8. Why did Stanley Kubrick want to send an old minivan into space? It would be *"A 2001 Space Odyssey"*
9. United's first case of involuntary removal was back in 2001… The WTC refused to move so they hit it.
10. George R.R. Martin tweeted that he directed 2016. This year will be Michael Bay... Oh wait that was 2001

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2001 One Liners

Which 2001 one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 2001? I can suggest the ones about tragic and increase.

1. #10yearchallenge 2001: Terrible at maths
   2008: Great at maths
2. Shrek came out in 2001 Good for him
3. What do you get when you mix Stanley Kubrik and David Bowie? 2001: A space oddity.
4. Exam results have improved since 2001. Well duh. That's fifteen years ago.
5. What would the new iPhone be called if it were released in 2001 iPhone Xp
6. I experienced a bad date September 11, 2001
7. I am the janitor of the World Trade center back in 2001 - AmA
8. 2001 called... They want their towers back
9. Have you ever seen 2001 a space odyssey? Well you odyssey deez nuts!
10. 2001-2016: 9/11 was an inside job. 2017: 9/11 was a h**....

Silly 2001 Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

What funny jokes about 2001 you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean event jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 2001 pranks.