The Best 22 2001 Jokes
Following is our collection of funny 2001 jokes. There are some 2001 signs jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 2001 increase puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest 2001 Jokes and Puns
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
10 september 2001
The child of Bin Laden comes home grumpy. His dad asks him "what happened?". "Today I got an F in geography class". "And what did she ask you?". "What's the tallest building from New York and I said Empire State Building". "Eh, don't cry over it, I'll take care of that for you."
So a time traveler meets George W Bush...
Time Traveler: "What year is it?"
George Bush: "2001"
TT: "Before or after the 9/11 terrorist attack?"
GB: "Before"
#10yearchallenge
2001: Terrible at maths
2008: Great at maths
Congrats to the Patriots on their 7th ring,
Super Bowls XXXVI (2001), XXXVIII (2003), XXXIX (2004), XLIX (2014), LI (2016), LIII (2018), Prostitution Ring (2019)!
In the 2001 film "The Planet of the Apes" David Warner plays a primate named Senator Sandar
which means the whole planet is probably a Banana Republic
What state has the fastest readers?
New York, they set the world record for fast reading in 2001 for going through 110 stories in about 10 seconds.
Why did Stanley Kubrick want to send an old minivan into space?
It would be *"A 2001 Space Odyssey"*
An Omegle conversation
Me: My dad died on this day in 2001, he called me to say 2 words before dying.
Stranger: Ohh, that's so sweet! What were his words?
Me: Allahu Akbar
Shrek came out in 2001
Good for him
9/11
A man wokring at the World Trade Center calls out sick on the day of September 11th 2001. He turns on the TV and sees the news. His wife yells to him and comes down to watch it with him. "Thats terrible honey, is your boss working today." "God I hope so" he replies
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David Bowie said he was stoned when watching 2001: A Space Odyssey, which inspired his hit song Space Oddity. How high was he though?
Far above the moon.
I made a time machine to travel back to the year 2001. You see my son had his first soccer game then, and I missed it only to show up 10 minutes after it ended.
When I go back to the past I'll tell myself that it isn't worth ditching work for and that the little dumbass loses the game anyways.
Robert Kraft - 7 rings.
Robert Kraft:
- 2001 Super Bowl Ring
- 2003 Super Bowl Ring
- 2004 Super Bowl Ring
- 2014 Super Bowl Ring
- 2016 Super Bowl Ring
- 2018 Super Bowl Ring
- 2019 Prostitution Ring
What do you get when you mix Stanley Kubrik and David Bowie?
2001: A space oddity.
What would the new iPhone be called if it were released in 2001
iPhone Xp
Have you ever seen 2001 a space odyssey?
Well you odyssey deez nuts!
George R.R. Martin tweeted that he directed 2016. This year will be Michael Bay...
Oh wait that was 2001
Exam results have improved since 2001.
Well duh. That's fifteen years ago.
During 2001 United Airlines gave customers a thank-you surprise.
They gave everyone on two aeroplanes a free your of the Twin Towers.
Nicklebacks' album Silver Side Up was released on Sept. 11, 2001.
What are the chances that one of worst days in American history would also be the day a terrorist attack took down the twin towers?
Who won the 2001 reading competition?
The people in 9/11. They went through hundreds of stories in a matter of seconds.
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