2001 Jokes

Following is our collection of agents humor and signs one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include 2001 puns for adults, dirty tragic jokes or clean increase gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about 2001

On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.

On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.

10 september 2001

The child of Bin Laden comes home grumpy. His dad asks him "what happened?". "Today I got an F in geography class". "And what did she ask you?". "What's the tallest building from New York and I said Empire State Building". "Eh, don't cry over it, I'll take care of that for you."

The FBI and the Blonde

The year is 2001, and it's post-9/11. The United States is devastated for the tragic event that happened in their country and wants to increase their security. In result, the FBI agrees with recruiting agents in the general public.

A blonde hears about this and signs up for FBI. She enters the room and their is a man in a black suit sitting on one side of the table. The blonde sits down. The FBI agent says:

"In this test, you be given a picture of a man. I will show you this for 5 seconds and you must describe everything that you remember of this man."

The agent pulls out a picture. It's a picture of the side of a man's face. He puts the picture down.

"What do you remember?" said the FBI agent
"Well... that man had one eye!" said the blonde
"No no no!" the FBI agent yelled frustrated. "Lets try this again.

The FBI agent pulls out the SAME picture of the man. Then puts it away.

"Now what do you remember?" he said.
The blonde thought for a while then said.
"Um... that man had one ear!"
"No no no! Wrong! I'll give you one last try"

The FBI agent pulls out the SAME picture of the man again.

"NOW what did you see?" said the FBI agent
"Um... That man wears contacts!" said the blonde.
"Uh.. What?"

The FBI agent pulled out a piece of paper and examined it for 10 minutes.

"Wow! He does wear contacts! I never knew that! How did you know?"

"Well with one eye and one ear, you can't wear glasses, duh!"

#10yearchallenge

2001: Terrible at maths
2008: Great at maths

In the 2001 film "The Planet of the Apes" David Warner plays a primate named Senator Sandar

which means the whole planet is probably a Banana Republic


Congrats to the Patriots on their 7th ring,

Super Bowls XXXVI (2001), XXXVIII (2003), XXXIX (2004), XLIX (2014), LI (2016), LIII (2018), Prostitution Ring (2019)!

What state has the fastest readers?

New York, they set the world record for fast reading in 2001 for going through 110 stories in about 10 seconds.

Why did Stanley Kubrick want to send an old minivan into space?

It would be *"A 2001 Space Odyssey"*

An Omegle conversation

Me: My dad died on this day in 2001, he called me to say 2 words before dying.
Stranger: Ohh, that's so sweet! What were his words?
Me: Allahu Akbar

Shrek came out in 2001

Good for him

9/11

A man wokring at the World Trade Center calls out sick on the day of September 11th 2001. He turns on the TV and sees the news. His wife yells to him and comes down to watch it with him. "Thats terrible honey, is your boss working today." "God I hope so" he replies


David Bowie said he was stoned when watching 2001: A Space Odyssey, which inspired his hit song Space Oddity. How high was he though?

Far above the moon.

I made a time machine to travel back to the year 2001. You see my son had his first soccer game then, and I missed it only to show up 10 minutes after it ended.

When I go back to the past I'll tell myself that it isn't worth ditching work for and that the little dumbass loses the game anyways.

Robert Kraft - 7 rings.

Robert Kraft:

- 2001 Super Bowl Ring
- 2003 Super Bowl Ring
- 2004 Super Bowl Ring
- 2014 Super Bowl Ring
- 2016 Super Bowl Ring
- 2018 Super Bowl Ring
- 2019 Prostitution Ring

What would the new iPhone be called if it were released in 2001

iPhone Xp

What do you get when you mix Stanley Kubrik and David Bowie?

2001: A space oddity.

George R.R. Martin tweeted that he directed 2016. This year will be Michael Bay...

Oh wait that was 2001

Nicklebacks' album Silver Side Up was released on Sept. 11, 2001.

What are the chances that one of worst days in American history would also be the day a terrorist attack took down the twin towers?

Exam results have improved since 2001.

Well duh. That's fifteen years ago.


Have you ever seen 2001 a space odyssey?

Well you odyssey deez nuts!

During 2001 United Airlines gave customers a thank-you surprise.

They gave everyone on two aeroplanes a free your of the Twin Towers.

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