The Best 8 200 Bucks Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 200 Bucks jokes. There are some 200 bucks clear jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 200 bucks patrons puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest 200 Bucks Jokes and Puns

So, I trained a chicken to talk

WIFE: Well, let's see

ME: What's a male deer?

CHICKEN: Buck

ME: How much is 200 pennies?

CHICKEN: Buck Buck

WIFE: This is stupid. Chickens just make that sound

ME: Oh believe me it gets better

CHICKEN: Yeah, just be patient Susan

ME: I trained this chicken to talk.

HER: Let's hear then.

ME: What's a male deer called?

CHICKEN: Buck

ME: How much is 200 pennies worth?

CHICKEN: Buck Buck

HER: This is dumb.

CHICKEN: It gets way better, Susan.

Guys, I need a favor.

I want you to recommend me a present with a cost of 200 bucks to give to my girlfriend.

I also want you to find me a girlfriend to give her the present.

Last thing..

I need 200 bucks.

I went in for a job interview today...

The manager, looking for a great salesperson, picked up a laptop and said "sell me this laptop".

I proceeded to stick it under my armpit and walk out.

A few minutes later, the manager called my cellphone upset saying "bring it back!!!"

I said "i'll sell it to you for $200 bucks!"

Job Interview

I was at a job interview today, and my employer gave me a laptop and asked me to sell it to him. I then walked out the door with the laptop under my arm.
A few hours later, he called me at home and demanded that I give it back to him, to which I replied; "200 Bucks and it's yours."


Me: I trained this chicken to talk

Her:let's see

Me:what's a male deer

Chicken: buck

Me: how much is 200 pennies

Chicken: buck buck

Her: this is so stupid

Me: it gets better

Chicken:it gets way better,Karen

Dang this new wedding planner is great

For only an extra 200 bucks he'll consummate my marriage for me - whatever that means haha

A guy goes to a pharmacy and buys some slimming products.

He asks the pharmacist:
How much do you think I will be losing with this?
Pharmacist replies:
Well … around 200 bucks.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 200 bucks lost jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 200 bucks attempt piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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