200 Bucks Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 200 Bucks jokes. Read 200 bucks clear jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 200 bucks buck teeth puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Amusing 200 Bucks Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

A priest is walking through Kings Cross (a rough area of town), when a woman approached him and says

"Do you want a naughty? 200 bucks."

"Certainly not," he mutters and hurries on. Soon he passed near another woman who says "$200 for a naughty. Interested?"

"No thank you," he replies flusteredly.

As he comes near a third woman she again offers him a naughty for $200, which he of course refuses. Arriving back at the abbey, he happens upon the Mother Superior. Curiosity gets the better of him and he asks, "Mother...er...what's a naughty?

She replies "Two hundred dollars, just like in Kings Cross."

So, I trained a chicken to talk

WIFE: Well, let's see

ME: What's a male deer?

CHICKEN: Buck

ME: How much is 200 pennies?

CHICKEN: Buck Buck

WIFE: This is s**.... Chickens just make that sound

ME: Oh believe me it gets better

CHICKEN: Yeah, just be patient Susan

ME: I trained this chicken to talk.

HER: Let's hear then.

ME: What's a male deer called?

CHICKEN: Buck

ME: How much is 200 pennies worth?

CHICKEN: Buck Buck

HER: This is dumb.

CHICKEN: It gets way better, Susan.

Guys, I need a favor.

I want you to recommend me a present with a cost of 200 bucks to give to my girlfriend.

I also want you to find me a girlfriend to give her the present.

Last thing..

I need 200 bucks.

I went in for a job interview today...

The manager, looking for a great salesperson, picked up a laptop and said "sell me this laptop".

I proceeded to stick it under my armpit and walk out.

A few minutes later, the manager called my cellphone upset saying "bring it back!!!"

I said "i'll sell it to you for $200 bucks!"

Job Interview

I was at a job interview today, and my employer gave me a laptop and asked me to sell it to him. I then walked out the door with the laptop under my arm.
A few hours later, he called me at home and demanded that I give it back to him, to which I replied; "200 Bucks and it's yours."

Dang this new wedding planner is great

For only an extra 200 bucks he'll consummate my marriage for me - whatever that means haha

Me: I trained this chicken to talk

Her:let's see

Me:what's a male deer

Chicken: buck

Me: how much is 200 pennies

Chicken: buck buck

Her: this is so s**...

Me: it gets better

Chicken:it gets way better,Karen

A guy goes to a pharmacy and buys some slimming products.

He asks the pharmacist:
How much do you think I will be losing with this?
Pharmacist replies:
Well … around 200 bucks.

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