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2 Stroke Jokes

17 2 stroke jokes and hilarious 2 stroke puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 2 stroke that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest 2 Stroke Short Jokes

Short 2 stroke jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 2 stroke humour may include short 2 piece jokes also.

  1. Kids in class were asked to write 3 diseases One kid wrote:
    1. h**..., AIDS
    2. Cancer
    3. /
    The teacher asked what's '/' ?
    Student replied it's a s**....
  2. 3 nuns are flashed by a pervert in a trench coat 2 of them had a s**.... The other one didn't want to touch it.
  3. There are 3 old ladies sitting on a park bench.. A man in a trench-coat walks by and flashes them.
    2 of the old ladies have a s**....
    The other one couldn't reach that far.
  4. 3 nuns are sitting on a bench. A man in a trench coat walks by and flashes them. 2 of the nuns had a s**.... The third couldn't reach.
  5. There's 3 old ladies sitting on a bench A man in a trench coat walks out, opens up the coat and flashes them. 2 of the old ladies have a s**.... The 3rd one doesn't because her arms are too short.
  6. 2 nuns were flashed by a pervert in the park today and one of them had a s**...... ...the other couldn't reach
  7. Three old ladies Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench when some guys runs up and flashes them!!
    2 of the old ladies had a s**.... The other one couldn't reach.

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2 Stroke One Liners

Which 2 stroke one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 2 stroke? I can suggest the ones about street bike and 2 step.

  1. My grandmother recently had 2 strokes Best golf game of her life
  2. I just saw Phil Mickleson putt a ball that was still moving He gave me 2 strokes.
  3. I hope you like minigolf... Because I'm gonna get 2 strokes in every hole.

2 Stroke Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about 2 stroke you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean motorcycle jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 2 stroke pranks.

Here is an actual sign posted in a golf club.

1. Back straight, knees bent.
2. Feet shoulder width apart.
3. Form a loose grip.
4. Keep your head down!
5. Stay out of the water.
6. Try not to hit anyone.
7. If you are taking too long, let others go ahead of you.
8. Don't stand directly in front of others.
9. Quiet please while others are preparing.
10. Don't take extra strokes.
Well done. Now, flush the u**... and go outside and tee off.

There are 3 old ladies sitting on a park bench.

There are 3 old ladies sitting on a park bench.
A man in a trench-coat walks by and flashes them.
2 of the old ladies have a s**....
The other one couldn't reach that far.

Golf is like urinating in a public toilet

Golf is like urinating in a public toilet
1. Keep your back straight
2. knees bent.
3. Feet shoulder width apart.
4. Form a loose Grip
5. keep your head down
6. avoid a quick backswing
7. stay out of the water
8. try not to hit anybody
9. if you taking too long you should let others
go ahead of you
10. you shouldn't stand directly in front of others
11. be quite when others are about to go
12. keep strokes to a minimum

Instructions for cleaning the toilet

**Instructions for cleaning the toilet:**
1. Lift the lid on the toilet and fill it with 1/8 cup of animal shampoo.
2. Take the cat in your arms and s**... it gently while slowly moving in the direction of the toilet.
3. At a suitable moment, throw the cat into the toilet bowl and close the lid quickly and either stand or sit on the lid.
4. The cat will now start the cleaning process and will produce generate plenty of foam. Do not be concerned about the loud noises coming from the toilet; your cat is enjoying herself.
5. After several minutes flush the toilet to start the Power-wash pre-wash and then flush again for the main wash cycle.
6. Ask someone to open the front door and ensure that no-one is between the toilet and the front door.
7. Get off the toilet seat and from a safe distance open the toilet lid quickly. The cat will dry off naturally due to the high speed she will be moving from the toilet to the front door.
8. The toilet and the cat are now both clean.