2 Stroke Jokes

These are 14 2 stroke jokes and hilarious 2 stroke puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 2 stroke that are good jokes for kids and friends.

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These are our top 2 stroke puns. Have fun with a good 2 stroke joke in English with simple 2 stroke humour.

  1. Kids in class were asked to write 3 diseases One kid wrote:
    1. h**..., AIDS
    2. Cancer
    3. /
    The teacher asked what's '/' ?
    Student replied it's a s**....
  2. 3 nuns are flashed by a pervert in a trench coat 2 of them had a s**.... The other one didn't want to touch it.
  3. There are 3 old ladies sitting on a park bench.. A man in a trench-coat walks by and flashes them.
    2 of the old ladies have a s**....
    The other one couldn't reach that far.
  4. 3 nuns are sitting on a bench. A man in a trench coat walks by and flashes them. 2 of the nuns had a s**.... The third couldn't reach.
  5. There's 3 old ladies sitting on a bench A man in a trench coat walks out, opens up the coat and flashes them. 2 of the old ladies have a s**.... The 3rd one doesn't because her arms are too short.
  6. 2 nuns were flashed by a pervert in the park today and one of them had a s**...... ...the other couldn't reach
  7. Three old ladies Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench when some guys runs up and flashes them!!
    2 of the old ladies had a s**.... The other one couldn't reach.

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these 2 stroke jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of 2 stroke puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

2 Stroke One Liners

Which 2 stroke dad jokes are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 2 stroke?

  1. My grandmother recently had 2 strokes Best golf game of her life
  2. I just saw Phil Mickleson putt a ball that was still moving He gave me 2 strokes.
  3. I hope you like minigolf... Because I'm gonna get 2 strokes in every hole.

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2 Stroke Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about 2 stroke to tell and make people laugh ? Check out these list of good jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make 2 stroke prank.

Here is an actual sign posted in a golf club.

1. Back straight, knees bent.
2. Feet shoulder width apart.
3. Form a loose grip.
4. Keep your head down!
5. Stay out of the water.
6. Try not to hit anyone.
7. If you are taking too long, let others go ahead of you.
8. Don't stand directly in front of others.
9. Quiet please while others are preparing.
10. Don't take extra strokes.
Well done. Now, flush the u**... and go outside and tee off.

There are 3 old ladies sitting on a park bench.

There are 3 old ladies sitting on a park bench.
A man in a trench-coat walks by and flashes them.
2 of the old ladies have a s**....
The other one couldn't reach that far.

Golf is like urinating in a public toilet

Golf is like urinating in a public toilet
1. Keep your back straight
2. knees bent.
3. Feet shoulder width apart.
4. Form a loose Grip
5. keep your head down
6. avoid a quick backswing
7. stay out of the water
8. try not to hit anybody
9. if you taking too long you should let others
go ahead of you
10. you shouldn't stand directly in front of others
11. be quite when others are about to go
12. keep strokes to a minimum

Instructions for cleaning the toilet

**Instructions for cleaning the toilet:**
1. Lift the lid on the toilet and fill it with 1/8 cup of animal shampoo.
2. Take the cat in your arms and s**... it gently while slowly moving in the direction of the toilet.
3. At a suitable moment, throw the cat into the toilet bowl and close the lid quickly and either stand or sit on the lid.
4. The cat will now start the cleaning process and will produce generate plenty of foam. Do not be concerned about the loud noises coming from the toilet; your cat is enjoying herself.
5. After several minutes flush the toilet to start the Power-wash pre-wash and then flush again for the main wash cycle.
6. Ask someone to open the front door and ensure that no-one is between the toilet and the front door.
7. Get off the toilet seat and from a safe distance open the toilet lid quickly. The cat will dry off naturally due to the high speed she will be moving from the toilet to the front door.
8. The toilet and the cat are now both clean.

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The impact of these 2 stroke jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.

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