2 Step Jokes

132 2 step jokes and hilarious 2 step puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 2 step that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest 2 Step Short Jokes

Short 2 step jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 2 step humour may include short two part jokes also.

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  3. What is the fastest way to become a millionaire? Step 1: become a billionaire.
    Step 2: buy an EA game.
  4. Instructions for falling down stairs... Step 1
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  5. How to turn your tongue into very own super hero! Step 1: place tongue between teeth
    Step 2: bite down. Hard.
    Step 3: your tongue should now be Thor.
  6. Two men are discussing how they'll reach a lightbulb that needs to be changed. Man 1: would you like the ladder or the step stool?
    Man 2: I prefer the ladder.
    Man 1: ok, step stool it is.
  7. Russia's Three Steps to Homework Step 1. Putin it off
    Step 2. Stalin
    Step 3. Russian to finish
  8. I saw a man getting mugged by 2 dudes so I stepped in to help he didn't stand a chance against the 3 of us
  9. 3 steps to fix anything 1. Try duct tape, if that doesn't work, see 2
    2. Try gorilla glue, if that doesn't work, see 3
    3. Try J.B. Weld, if that doesn't work, C4
  10. Here are two steps to take if you are ever stuck on a desserted island. Step 1: Check spelling.
    Step 2: If correct, enjoy.

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2 Step One Liners

Which 2 step one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 2 step? I can suggest the ones about first step and 2 piece.

  1. How to Fall Down the Stairs Step 1
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  2. Step 1: Be named Muhammed. Step 2: Get some followers. Step 3: Prophet.
  3. Instructions how to fall down stairs: Step 1
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  4. How to fall down stairs * Step 1
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  5. How do you marry a country girl? Step 1: A tractor
    Step 2: Fertilizer
  6. How to fall down the stairs. Step 1.
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  7. How to fall down the stairs Step 1
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  8. Step 1: Walk on water. Step 2: Turn water into wine. Step 3: Prophet
  9. Tutorial on how to fall down the stairs: Step 1
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  10. How to climb a ladder Step 1.
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  11. Toturial on how to fall down the stairs: Step 1, step 2, step 5, step 14, step 28.
  12. How to tumble down the stairs: Step 1
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  13. How to start a fight on Internet in two steps 1. Express your opinion.
    2. Wait.
  14. A 5 step guide to falling down stairs Step 1
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  15. An official guide on how to walk up stairs: Step 1)
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2 Step Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about 2 step you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean three step jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 2 step pranks.

Step 1: Name your iPhone "Titanic."
Step 2: Plug it into your computer.
Step 3: When iTunes says "Titanic is syncing," press cancel.
Step 4: Feel like a hero.

Lose 7 pounds in 3 days with this one weird trick!

Step 1. Purchase mayonnaise.
Step 2. Leave mayonnaise in the sun for 5 hours. Let it really bake.
Step 3. Eat a couple spoon fulls of the mayo.
Step 4. Lose AT LEAST 7 pounds over the next 3 days!

Childish immature jokes are the best

* Step 1: say "eye"
* Step 2: spell the word "map"
* Step 3: say "nus"
* Now say that all together...

How to walk in 4 easy steps

Step 1
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Those cheap Beats headphones might be fakes! Here's how to tell.

Connect headphones to a decent audio source. Play any music. Listen closely to the music.
1. Note the nuances of the bass. Is it clean and well-defined?
2. Are the high frequencies nice and crisp?
3. Pay attention to the mid-range frequencies - are they balanced with the high and low frequencies?
If you answered YES to any of the above steps - sorry, you were ripped off!

2 beat cops call the crime branch on phone

Hello! Crime branch?
This is sergeant John. We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean.
Have you arrested the woman?
No Sir! The floor is still wet!

How to Catch a Bear.

Have you ever wanted to catch a bear? If you have, there are 4 simple steps to follow.
Step 1) Dig a big hole to catch the bear in.
Step 2) Cover the bottom of the hole in ashes so the bear doesn't get hurt when it falls in the hole.
Step 3) Sprinkle berries around the ring of the hole, because bears love berries.
Step 4) When the bear comes to eat the berries, kick it in the ash-hole.

p**... Training

Little Johnny was just being p**... trained and his mom tried this new method with 6 steps:
1. Unbutton pants
2. Pull pants down
3. Pull f**... back
4. Pee
5. Push f**... forward
6. Pull pants up and button up
She walked past the bathroom one day and heard Johnny going 1,2,3,4,5,6 and she was thinking she did a good job.
Then she walked past the next day and heard him saying real fast 3-5,3-5,3-5...

Einstein, Newton & Pascal are playing hide and seek

Einstein starts counting "1...2...3..." and Pascal immediately runs away to hide. Instead of hiding Newton knees down and draws a square of one meter side length. Then he steps inside of it. Einstein finishes counting and turns around. He instantly yells "Newton I have found you!" But Newton replies: "No, what you see is one Newton over one square meter - so what you have found is one Pascal."

Step 1: Walk without rhythm, Step 2: Ride the worm

Step 3: Prophet

It's ironic that Russell Wilson and Ciara are dating win the Super Bowl, all his team needed was 1 or 2 steps

I am going for dancing lessons.

We did the waltz yesterday and it was really hard.
I just feel like I'm always taking 2 steps forward and 1 back.

Step 1) Get a job selling punctuation marks.

Step 2) ??????
Step 3) Profit.

Comprehensive instructions on how to fall down the stairs.

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How to die from falling down stairs:

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Step 1: Have Android phone - Step 2: Say "Ok Google, what are people from Phoenix called?"

You're welcome

How to measure the perfect amount of pasta

Step 1: Measure out the perfect amount of pasta.
Step 2: Wrong.

How to catch a polar bear:

Step 1: cut a hole in the ice.
Step 2: set a can of peas opened and in front of it.
Step 3: When the bear comes to take a pea kick it in the ice hole.

Two step program to become a millionaire in less than a year!

1. Become billionaire.
2. Get married.

3 Steps to being a good Programmer

1. Avoid recursion
2. Repeat steps 1 and 2.
3. Always have an exit condition.
4. Beware of being off by one.

The FBI made a big m**... bust recently.

The took the approximately 2 tons of w**... to a landfill and had it incinerated. However, the EPA stepped in and showed concern for the multitude of seagulls flying overhead. You know what their study discovered? That there was no tern left unstoned.

Steps on how to survive being stranded on a dessert island.

1) Check spelling.
2) If correct, enjoy.

How to fall down the stairs

* Step 1:
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And you're done!

How to be depressed

Step 1. Go to 1973 and sell 10% shares of apple for $800
Step 2. Realise those 10% is worth $43 billion nowadays.

To have a successful marriage, every man has to follow these four steps...

1. Find a woman who will love you unconditionally.
2. Find a woman who will always cook for you.
3. Find a woman who will always want to have s**... with you.
4. And most importantly, ensure that none of these women ever meet.

5 easy steps for eating healthier today

1. Go to kitchen
2. Look around in search of healthy snack
3. See cake sitting on counter
4. Eat all of it
5. Leave kitchen
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Step 1: create arcane religion

Step 2: build followers
Step 3: prophet

How to Steal a Car in 3 Steps 🚙

1) Go to New Jersey
2) Remove pants
3) Shout "Can I borrow someone's khakis?"

How to Fall Down Stairs as a Mathematician

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Police were on the lookout for serial killer John Wayne Gacy

They stepped into a corner store for some coffee and saw a guy in back where the milk cartons are.
Cop 1: "Hey, that looks like our suspect!"
Cop 2: "What's he doing?"
Cop 1: "Talking to himself. Let's get closer."
So they go up right behind him and listen.
Gacy:"Need him. Got him. Got him. Got him. Need him. Got him...."

How to climb stairs in two simple steps.

Step 1
Step 2: Repeat step 1

How to tumble from the stairs step one

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Step 4,5,6,7,8,9,...

A man robs a bank to get away from his wife...

As he sat on the steps of the bank waiting for the police to come he was relieved with thoughts of never having to see his wife again.
Later In the court room waiting for his ruling, he was excited to finally be somewhere far far away from her.
Seeing this the judge thought of the worst possible sentence that he can give him.
He was given 2 years house arrest.

How to fall off the stairs

Step 1
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Step 3, step 4, step 5, step 6, step 7, step 8...

Studying engineering in school is like World War 2.

The objective is clear, there's an obvious enemy, and everyone is fighting for the same cause.
Interviewing to get an engineering job is like Vietnam. Everybody tells you a different objective, you're not properly equipped for the environment, and the Asians are always one step ahead.

Steps to success:

1. Predict the end of the world.
2. Write a book about it.
3. Prophet?

When I was young, I couldn't differentiate my ma and my step-ma

But now I understand that I have 2 relative extra ma's

Step 1: Die

Step 2: Be resurrected
Step 3: ????
Step 4: Prophet

How to create an infinite loop in 2 easy steps!

Step 1: Step 2
Step 2: Step 1

Apparently 1 in 2 marriages end in divorce...

So if your dad hasn't been divorced, your step-dad probably has.

Step 1. Predict the Sun will rise in the morning

Step 2. ???
Step 3. Prophet

Step 1: Adopt a religion.

Step 1: Adopt a religion.
Step 2: ????
Step 3: Prophet.

They say to always follow your gut

Your mom must be pretty intuitive, her gut is always 2 steps ahead of her

Guide: How to fall down the stairs

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Step 1: Name your dog miles.

Step 2: Brag that you walk miles every day

What is the hardest step in a hackers career ?

2 step verification.

How to start a fiscally successful church:

Step 1: Learn how to converse with your God
Step 2: Do That
Step 3: Prophet!!!
For an introductory guide on how to talk to your God please send 9.99 to my church address. Email for details.

Step 1: Marry your first wife.

Step 2: Marry ten more wives.
Step 3: Prophet!

How to climb stairs

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A one-legged man walks into a tech-support store...

...and tells the man "I can't get past this 2-step authentication!"

How to get laid in 3 simple steps

* Lay on your bed
* Wait 2 hours
* Lay becomes past tense

Step 2. Profit

Step 1. Time machine

A guide to falling down stairs

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How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator in three steps?

1. You open the door.
2. You put the elephant inside.
3. You close the door.

My friend is a recovering alcoholic dancer from Texas

His nickname was 2 step-12 step.

Here's a step-by-step guide on how to fall down the stairs.

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How to break your legs! Step 1...

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Step 1: Listen to gods commandments Step 2: ???

Step 3: Prophet

What pants are the safest.

Jeans. They require a 2 step verification process to pee.

Standing 2 steps from my wife I took a step towards her and asked, "Did you feel that?"

The force of attraction between us just got four times larger.

How to lose your girlfriend/wife in 2 steps

Step 1- start an argument
Step 2- provide a logical explanation of why you started it.

Welcome to my 3 step programme on how to climb ladders

Step 1
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Abraham's Four-Step Plan

Step 1: become religious
Step 2: receive the literal word of God
Step 3: ???
Step 4: prophet

There are 2 steps to being successful

1. Do not reveal everything you know.

How to get the body you desire in 3 easy steps!

Step 1 - Go to your local gym.
Step 2 - Find the person whose body you wish to emulate.
Step 3 - Abduct that person.
Now you have the body you desire! Problem solved!

How to run a marathon?

Step 1,Step 2, Step 3