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These are 11 2 min jokes and hilarious 2 min puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 2 min that are good jokes for kids and friends.

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These are our top 2 min puns. Have fun with a good 2 min joke in English with simple 2 min humour.

a joke that i thought of 2 mins ago. kid: mom, can I get $20?
mom: does it look like I'm made of money?
kid: well, isn't that what M.O.M stands for?
The bar from my home is 20 mins walk but Home from the bar is 2 hours.
PS: Belated Patrick's Day
What do you call 2 pirates that like each other? a pirate ship
i know it s**... but i literally made this on the spot like a couple mins ago and thought to share it
[close Reddit] gosh this website s**...! **[2 mins later reopening Reddit]** maybe it's good now though

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these 2 min jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of 2 min puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Which 2 min dad jokes are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 2 min?

I like my girl like my noodles... wiggly when I eat them
hot and ready in 2 mins
Test It's just a test, I'll delete it in 2 mins.
Thanks.

2 Min Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about 2 min to tell and make people laugh ? Check out these list of good jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make 2 min prank.

Guy selling apple seeds at street...

Police officer came and asked him what is he doing..
man: I am selling apple seeds which make you smarter if you eat them.
PO: Really? do they really work?
man: well buy some and try...
PO: okay, give me 5 seeds
man: That is 10$ sir
PO gave man the money and ate the seeds and 2 min after that he said:
PO: wait a minute, I could have bought like 10 apples for that money and get like 20-30 seeds.....
man: see they already work :)
PO: Wow, give me 5 more!

Sry for bad english

A boy walks in late to class.

That day they have a substitute. She asks the boy "Where have you been, and why are you late?"
He says: "Sorry I was on Blueberry Hill."
and takes his seat. About 5 min later another boy comes in late.
The substitute asks " Where have you been, and why are you late?"
He says: "Sorry, I was on Blueberry Hill."
and takes his seat.
This happens 2 more times.
About 5 min after the last boy a girl walks in.
The teacher says" let me guess you were on Blueberry Hill!?"
The girls says" No,.... I am Blueberry Hill!"

If you do these things every day for 30 days straight you will be unrecognizable

1. Sleep 8+ hours everyday.
2. Drink four 8oz glasses of water minimum daily.
3. Get outside in the sun everyday.
4. No sugar.
5. Read for 30 mins each day.
6. Workout for 1hr 3 times a week
7. Capture someone, cut their face off then sew it onto your face.
8. Meditate for 10 mins everyday.

A good deal...

Guy 1: I wish my wife stops talking for at least a few min.
Guy 2: I gifted my wife a diamond necklace and she didn't speak to be for 6 months.
Guy 1: What? How? Was it fake?
Guy 2: No. That was our deal !

If you do these things for 30 days you will be unrecognisable.

1. Sleep 8+ hours everyday.

2. Drink 3L of water minimum daily.

3. Get outside in the sun everyday.

4. No sugar.

5. Read for 30 mins each day.

6. Workout for 1hr 3 times a week

7. Capture someone and cut their face off then sew it onto your face.

8. Meditate for 10 mins everyday.

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like kids and toddlers can enjoy. They can be verbal, as in a play on words, or narrative, often involving a set-up and a punchline. JokoJokes has it all! Jokes in Spanish are also found. Teens are often joking with 4 year olds and 6 year olds. Found out more in our Jokes FAQ section

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The impact of these 2 min jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.

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