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2 Min Jokes

13 2 min jokes and hilarious 2 min puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 2 min that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest 2 Min Short Jokes

Short 2 min jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 2 min humour may include short 2 cent jokes also.

  1. a joke that i thought of 2 mins ago. kid: mom, can I get $20?
    mom: does it look like I'm made of money?
    kid: well, isn't that what M.O.M stands for?
  2. The bar from my home is 20 mins walk but Home from the bar is 2 hours.
    PS: Belated Patrick's Day
  3. What do you call 2 pirates that like each other? a pirate ship
    i know it s**... but i literally made this on the spot like a couple mins ago and thought to share it
  4. [close Reddit] gosh this website s**...! **[2 mins later reopening Reddit]** maybe it's good now though

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2 Min One Liners

Which 2 min one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 2 min? I can suggest the ones about 5 minute and 10 seconds.

  1. I like my girl like my noodles... wiggly when I eat them
    hot and ready in 2 mins
  2. Test It's just a test, I'll delete it in 2 mins.
    Thanks.

2 Min Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about 2 min you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean 2 step jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 2 min pranks.

Guy selling apple seeds at street...

Police officer came and asked him what is he doing..
man: I am selling apple seeds which make you smarter if you eat them.
PO: Really? do they really work?
man: well buy some and try...
PO: okay, give me 5 seeds
man: That is 10$ sir
PO gave man the money and ate the seeds and 2 min after that he said:
PO: wait a minute, I could have bought like 10 apples for that money and get like 20-30 seeds.....
man: see they already work :)
PO: Wow, give me 5 more!

Sry for bad english

A boy walks in late to class.

That day they have a substitute. She asks the boy "Where have you been, and why are you late?"
He says: "Sorry I was on Blueberry Hill."
and takes his seat. About 5 min later another boy comes in late.
The substitute asks " Where have you been, and why are you late?"
He says: "Sorry, I was on Blueberry Hill."
and takes his seat.
This happens 2 more times.
About 5 min after the last boy a girl walks in.
The teacher says" let me guess you were on Blueberry Hill!?"
The girls says" No,.... I am Blueberry Hill!"

If you do these things every day for 30 days straight you will be unrecognizable

1. Sleep 8+ hours everyday.
2. Drink four 8oz glasses of water minimum daily.
3. Get outside in the sun everyday.
4. No sugar.
5. Read for 30 mins each day.
6. Workout for 1hr 3 times a week
7. Capture someone, cut their face off then sew it onto your face.
8. Meditate for 10 mins everyday.

A good deal...

Guy 1: I wish my wife stops talking for at least a few min.
Guy 2: I gifted my wife a diamond necklace and she didn't speak to be for 6 months.
Guy 1: What? How? Was it fake?
Guy 2: No. That was our deal !

If you do these things for 30 days you will be unrecognisable.


1. Sleep 8+ hours everyday.

2. Drink 3L of water minimum daily.

3. Get outside in the sun everyday.

4. No sugar.

5. Read for 30 mins each day.

6. Workout for 1hr 3 times a week

7. Capture someone and cut their face off then sew it onto your face.

8. Meditate for 10 mins everyday.