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The difference between "in theory" and "In reality"

Son walks up to his dad and asks "Dad... what is the difference between in theory and in reality?"

Dad: "Ok son, I want you to go ask both your mother and sister if they would sleep with a complete stranger for $1million."

Son: "Ok sure"
The son walks away only to return 15 minutes later

Dad: "Well did you ask them?"

Son: "Yeah... they both said they would sleep with a complete stranger for $1 million"

Dad: "Well son there you have it... In theory we could be a couple of millionaires... in reality we live with a couple of whores!"

An Famous Statistician

A famous statistician would never travel by airplane, because he had studied air travel and estimated that the probability of there being a bomb on any given flight was one in a million, and he was not prepared to accept these odds.

One day, a colleague met him at a conference far from home. "How did you get here, by train?"

"No, I flew"

"What about the possibility of a bomb?"

"Well, I began thinking that if the odds of one bomb are 1:million, then the odds of two bombs are (1/1,000,000) x (1/1,000,000). This is a very, very small probability, which I can accept. So now I bring my own bomb along!"

If you could choose between keeping your wife and a $1million dollars

What would you buy?

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