1million Jokes

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The Best jokes about 1million

The difference between "in theory" and "In reality"

Son walks up to his dad and asks "Dad... what is the difference between in theory and in reality?"

Dad: "Ok son, I want you to go ask both your mother and sister if they would sleep with a complete stranger for $1million."

Son: "Ok sure"
The son walks away only to return 15 minutes later

Dad: "Well did you ask them?"

Son: "Yeah... they both said they would sleep with a complete stranger for $1 million"

Dad: "Well son there you have it... In theory we could be a couple of millionaires... in reality we live with a couple of whores!"

An Famous Statistician

A famous statistician would never travel by airplane, because he had studied air travel and estimated that the probability of there being a bomb on any given flight was one in a million, and he was not prepared to accept these odds.

One day, a colleague met him at a conference far from home. "How did you get here, by train?"

"No, I flew"

"What about the possibility of a bomb?"

"Well, I began thinking that if the odds of one bomb are 1:million, then the odds of two bombs are (1/1,000,000) x (1/1,000,000). This is a very, very small probability, which I can accept. So now I bring my own bomb along!"

If you could choose between keeping your wife and a $1million dollars

What would you buy?

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