The Best 29 19th Jokes
Following is our collection of funny 19th jokes. There are some 19th 4th jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 19th international puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest 19th Jokes and Puns
I'm unhappy with prime day
Amazon Prime day is on the 21st. I personally would not partake of Prime day unless it were on the 2nd, 3rd, 5th, 7th, 11th, 13th, 17th, 19th, 23rd, 29th, or 31st
There's a special running course around the White House.
Every president does this before they leave office, and records their times in a special book dating back to the early 19th century. Obama recently completed it, knowing he had to get it done before January. He did 9:25 and was quite pleased with it. He wondered if he had set the record, but then he found out that Bush did 9:11.
What's the difference between a 19th Century shipwright and a 21st Century fan fic writer?
One tries to fit as many cannons as they can onto a ship. The other tries to fit as many ships as they can into canon.
What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?
No, seriously, I want to know.
Covid vaccine is not safe
My friend had gotten both his doses. Still died when he fell off the 19th floor.
Did you know that the very first condoms were invented by the Welsh, using sheep intestines?
But it wasn't until the 19th century that the English perfected it by removing it from the sheep first
Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?
Tsarbucks.
If I had a dollar every time someone called me sexist...
I'd have enough money to sponsor the repealing of the 19th Amendment.
19th century monarchy humor, anyone?
So Otto von Habsburg walks into a sports bar, sees a game on, and asks the bartender who's playing. "Austria and Hungary," he replies. Otto: "Yeah, who are they playing against?"
Edward Snowden was discovered trapped inside of one of his ski lodges this Saturday, November 19th.
"Edward Snowden Snowed in Snowden Snow Den."
Today I've been cancer free for 19 years..
And it's also my 19th birthday, what a coincidence!
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What do you call a constipated British detective from the 19th century?
No shit Sherlock
In history we were asked to give our opinion on the representation of slaves in the United States in the 18th and 19th centuries...
I gave it a 3 out of 5
Famous Egyptian 19th Dynasty chef
Gordon Ramses II
My body is a temple.
And I treat it as if I was a late 19th century archeologist.
What do you call a racist 19th century artist?
Oppressionist
Why do 19th century western women insist on staying in the kitchen?
It's easier to control the arsenic.
The concept of drilling for oil was ridiculous in the mid 19th century.
Now we just see it as groundbreaking.
A young man is picking the petals of the flower...
19th century:
"She loves me, she loves me not..."
20th century:
"She'll sleep with me, she won't..."
21st century:
"I'm a man, I'm a woman..."
I just finished an exciting book on 19th century shipbuilding techniques...
It was riveting.
I started studying history and learned something really impressive.
Did you know that in the 18th and 19th centuries, the British Navy forced American sailors into service?
19th Century kids wont get this.
My professor gave me an F for my essay on late 19th century European history....
It turns out there was a lot more to it than "everything changed when the Germans attacked"
What do you call an Irish liberal from the 19th century?
A Famine-ist
The 19th of December is the anniversary of the death of Alois Alzheimer
But no one ever remember it
Why do 19th century dancers repeat the last word in their sentences?
Because they cancan.
18 men walk into a bar
the 19th one ducked under it
On this day
According to Wikipedia, November 19th is International Men's Day. It is also World Toilet Day... I see what you did there 😂
In the 19th century, it was believed that the masses on top of volumes of settlers rightfully occupied North America.
Historians refer to this doctrine as manifest density
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