Laughter 19th Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
I'm unhappy with prime day
Amazon Prime day is on the 21st. I personally would not partake of Prime day unless it were on the 2nd, 3rd, 5th, 7th, 11th, 13th, 17th, 19th, 23rd, 29th, or 31st
There's a special running course around the White House.
Every president does this before they leave office, and records their times in a special book dating back to the early 19th century. Obama recently completed it, knowing he had to get it done before January. He did 9:25 and was quite pleased with it. He wondered if he had set the record, but then he found out that Bush did 9:11.
What's the difference between a 19th Century shipwright and a 21st Century fan fic writer?
One tries to fit as many cannons as they can onto a ship. The other tries to fit as many ships as they can into canon.
What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?
No, seriously, I want to know.
Covid vaccine is not safe
My friend had gotten both his doses. Still died when he fell off the 19th floor.
Did you know that the very first condoms were invented by the Welsh, using sheep intestines?
But it wasn't until the 19th century that the English perfected it by removing it from the sheep first
Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?
Tsarbucks.
If I had a dollar every time someone called me sexist...
I'd have enough money to sponsor the repealing of the 19th Amendment.
Van Gogh masterpiece defaced by Just Stop Oil activists in London.
A spokesman for the group said, 'We will not rest until all 19th century painters switch to acrylics or watercolours.'
19th century monarchy humor, anyone?
So Otto von Habsburg walks into a sports bar, sees a game on, and asks the bartender who's playing. "Austria and Hungary," he replies. Otto: "Yeah, who are they playing against?"
Edward Snowden was discovered trapped inside of one of his ski lodges this Saturday, November 19th.
"Edward Snowden Snowed in Snowden Snow Den."
You can explore 19th ninth reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean 19th 1st dad jokes. There are also 19th puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
Today I've been cancer free for 19 years..
And it's also my 19th birthday, what a coincidence!
What do you call a constipated British detective from the 19th century?
No shit Sherlock
In history we were asked to give our opinion on the representation of slaves in the United States in the 18th and 19th centuries...
I gave it a 3 out of 5
Famous Egyptian 19th Dynasty chef
Gordon Ramses II
My body is a temple.
And I treat it as if I was a late 19th century archeologist.
What do you call a racist 19th century artist?
Oppressionist
Why do 19th century western women insist on staying in the kitchen?
It's easier to control the arsenic.
The concept of drilling for oil was ridiculous in the mid 19th century.
Now we just see it as groundbreaking.
A young man is picking the petals of the flower...
19th century:
"She loves me, she loves me not..."
20th century:
"She'll sleep with me, she won't..."
21st century:
"I'm a man, I'm a woman..."
I just finished an exciting book on 19th century shipbuilding techniques...
It was riveting.
I started studying history and learned something really impressive.
Did you know that in the 18th and 19th centuries, the British Navy forced American sailors into service?
19th Century kids wont get this.
The 19th of December is the anniversary of the death of Alois Alzheimer
But no one ever remember it
My professor gave me an F for my essay on late 19th century European history....
It turns out there was a lot more to it than "everything changed when the Germans attacked"
What do you call an Irish liberal from the 19th century?
A Famine-ist
Why do 19th century dancers repeat the last word in their sentences?
Because they cancan.
18 men walk into a bar
the 19th one ducked under it
On this day
According to Wikipedia, November 19th is International Men's Day. It is also World Toilet Day... I see what you did there 😂
In the 19th century, it was believed that the masses on top of volumes of settlers rightfully occupied North America.
Historians refer to this doctrine as manifest density
