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Every president does this before they leave office, and records their times in a special book dating back to the early 19th century. Obama recently completed it, knowing he had to get it done before January. He did 9:25 and was quite pleased with it. He wondered if he had set the record, but then he found out that Bush did 9:11.
No, seriously, I want to know.
Tsarbucks.
September 19th is international talk like a pirate day, and I would love to hear all of your guys best pirate jokes. Here is mine:
Why do pirates have trouble learning the alphabet?
Because they spend years at Sea!
So Otto von Habsburg walks into a sports bar, sees a game on, and asks the bartender who's playing. "Austria and Hungary," he replies. Otto: "Yeah, who are they playing against?"
I'd have enough money to sponsor the repealing of the 19th Amendment.
"Edward Snowden Snowed in Snowden Snow Den."
And it's also my 19th birthday, what a coincidence!
I gave it a 3 out of 5
Oppressionist
It's easier to control the arsenic.
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Now we just see it as groundbreaking.
19th century:
"She loves me, she loves me not..."
20th century:
"She'll sleep with me, she won't..."
21st century:
"I'm a man, I'm a woman..."
It was riveting.
Did you know that in the 18th and 19th centuries, the British Navy forced American sailors into service?
It turns out there was a lot more to it than "everything changed when the Germans attacked"
But no one ever remember it
Because they cancan.
A Famine-ist
the 19th one ducked under it
According to Wikipedia, November 19th is International Men's Day. It is also World Toilet Day... I see what you did there 😂
Historians refer to this doctrine as manifest density
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