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35 19th century jokes and hilarious 19th century puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about 19th century that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest 19th Century Short Jokes

Short 19th century jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The 19th century humour may include short 18th century jokes also.

  1. Did you know that the very first condoms were invented by the Welsh, using sheep intestines? But it wasn't until the 19th century that the English perfected it by removing it from the sheep first
  2. Van Gogh masterpiece defaced by Just Stop Oil activists in London. A spokesman for the group said, 'We will not rest until all 19th century painters switch to acrylics or watercolours.'
  3. In history we were asked to give our opinion on the representation of slaves in the United States in the 18th and 19th centuries... I gave it a 3 out of 5
  4. I went back to the Jurassic period to hide from 19th-century female novelists But Brontesaurus
  5. Why do 19th century western women insist on staying in the kitchen? It's easier to control the arsenic.
  6. The concept of drilling for oil was ridiculous in the mid 19th century. Now we just see it as groundbreaking.
  7. I just finished an exciting book on 19th century shipbuilding techniques... It was riveting.
  8. I started studying history and learned something really impressive. Did you know that in the 18th and 19th centuries, the British Navy forced American sailors into service?
  9. My professor gave me an F for my essay on late 19th century European history.... It turns out there was a lot more to it than "everything changed when the Germans attacked"
  10. What's the difference between a 19th-century American pioneer and a termite exterminator? One passes through the good west and the other gasses through the wood pests.

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19th Century One Liners

Which 19th century one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with 19th century? I can suggest the ones about 20th century and 17th century.

  1. Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee? Tsarbucks.
  2. My body is a temple. And I treat it as if I was a late 19th century archeologist.
  3. What do you call a racist 19th century artist? Oppressionist
  4. 19th Century kids wont get this.
  5. What do you call an Irish liberal from the 19th century? A Famine-ist
  6. Why do 19th century dancers repeat the last word in their sentences? Because they cancan.
  7. I'm working on a play about mensuration in the 19th century It's a period piece
  8. What do you call a constipated British detective from the 19th century? No s**... Sherlock
  9. What was a t**... stamp in the 19th century? A slattern pattern

19th Century Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about 19th century you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean century jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make 19th century pranks.

There's a special running course around the White House.

Every president does this before they leave office, and records their times in a special book dating back to the early 19th century. Obama recently completed it, knowing he had to get it done before January. He did 9:25 and was quite pleased with it. He wondered if he had set the record, but then he found out that Bush did 9:11.

What's the difference between a 19th Century shipwright and a 21st Century fan fic writer?

One tries to fit as many cannons as they can onto a ship. The other tries to fit as many ships as they can into canon.

What's the difference between a 19th century s**... and a 21st century unpaid intern?

No, seriously, I want to know.

19th century monarchy humor, anyone?

So Otto von Habsburg walks into a sports bar, sees a game on, and asks the bartender who's playing. "Austria and Hungary," he replies. Otto: "Yeah, who are they playing against?"

A young man is picking the petals of the flower...

19th century:
"She loves me, she loves me not..."
20th century:
"She'll sleep with me, she won't..."
21st century:
"I'm a man, I'm a woman..."

In the 19th century, it was believed that the masses on top of volumes of settlers rightfully occupied North America.

Historians refer to this doctrine as manifest density

Why do early 19th century women find it hard to boil water?

Because it gives them the vapors.