Heartwarming 19th Centuries Jokes that Make You Laugh
There's a special running course around the White House.
Every president does this before they leave office, and records their times in a special book dating back to the early 19th century. Obama recently completed it, knowing he had to get it done before January. He did 9:25 and was quite pleased with it. He wondered if he had set the record, but then he found out that Bush did 9:11.
What's the difference between a 19th Century shipwright and a 21st Century fan fic writer?
One tries to fit as many cannons as they can onto a ship. The other tries to fit as many ships as they can into canon.
What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?
No, seriously, I want to know.
Did you know that the very first condoms were invented by the Welsh, using sheep intestines?
But it wasn't until the 19th century that the English perfected it by removing it from the sheep first
Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?
Tsarbucks.
Van Gogh masterpiece defaced by Just Stop Oil activists in London.
A spokesman for the group said, 'We will not rest until all 19th century painters switch to acrylics or watercolours.'
19th century monarchy humor, anyone?
So Otto von Habsburg walks into a sports bar, sees a game on, and asks the bartender who's playing. "Austria and Hungary," he replies. Otto: "Yeah, who are they playing against?"
What do you call a constipated British detective from the 19th century?
No shit Sherlock
In history we were asked to give our opinion on the representation of slaves in the United States in the 18th and 19th centuries...
I gave it a 3 out of 5
My body is a temple.
And I treat it as if I was a late 19th century archeologist.
What do you call a racist 19th century artist?
Oppressionist
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Why do 19th century western women insist on staying in the kitchen?
It's easier to control the arsenic.
The concept of drilling for oil was ridiculous in the mid 19th century.
Now we just see it as groundbreaking.
A young man is picking the petals of the flower...
19th century:
"She loves me, she loves me not..."
20th century:
"She'll sleep with me, she won't..."
21st century:
"I'm a man, I'm a woman..."
I just finished an exciting book on 19th century shipbuilding techniques...
It was riveting.
I started studying history and learned something really impressive.
Did you know that in the 18th and 19th centuries, the British Navy forced American sailors into service?
19th Century kids wont get this.
My professor gave me an F for my essay on late 19th century European history....
It turns out there was a lot more to it than "everything changed when the Germans attacked"
What do you call an Irish liberal from the 19th century?
A Famine-ist
Why do 19th century dancers repeat the last word in their sentences?
Because they cancan.
What's the difference between a 19th-century American pioneer and a termite exterminator?
One passes through the good west and the other gasses through the wood pests.
In the 19th century, it was believed that the masses on top of volumes of settlers rightfully occupied North America.
Historians refer to this doctrine as manifest density
