1998 Jokes
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Parents in 1998: Don't believe everything you read on the internet
Parents in 2018: Did you know that dogs will die if you feed them ice cubes?
Did you know in 1998 Titanic overtook Jurassic Park to become the highest grossing film of all time?
I guess the Titanic can't survive an iceberg but it can beat a Spielberg.
Back in 1998, Chelsea Clinton was in high school and went out on a date one night.
Hillary set an 11pm curfew, but Chelsea didn't return to the White House until after midnight.
Hillary had waited up, and grilled her daughter over being late.
Her last question: You didn't have s**... with that boy, did you?
Chelsea: Not according to Dad.
Why should you never marry a tennis player?
Because love means nothing to them.
I read that joke in 1998 in an SI for Kids magazine and it literally is the only joke I can tell from memory.
Life in Russia
Russia is such a big country. When it's 10 am. in Moscow. On the other side of the country, 1998
I know a friend who doesn't use hand sanitizer because it only kills 99.9% of the germs.
I don't get it. Get two squirts, and it kills 199.8% of germs.
So apparently Pun was a movie from 1998.
Wait, scratch that, it's actually a play on words.
What do Fort McMurray and a 1998 Pontiac Sunfire have in common?
Both are full of w**... and smell like burning oil.
I finally bought something today I've wanted since 1998...
A 1998 Cadillac.
One of my friends maintains that tomorrow doesn't come until you've have 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep.
He also maintains that it's September 7th, 1998.
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