1998 Jokes

Parents in 1998: Don't believe everything you read on the internet

Parents in 2018: Did you know that dogs will die if you feed them ice cubes?

Back in 1998, Chelsea Clinton was in high school and went out on a date one night.

Hillary set an 11pm curfew, but Chelsea didn't return to the White House until after midnight.

Hillary had waited up, and grilled her daughter over being late.

Her last question: You didn't have sex with that boy, did you?

Chelsea: Not according to Dad.

Why should you never marry a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

I read that joke in 1998 in an SI for Kids magazine and it literally is the only joke I can tell from memory.

So apparently Pun was a movie from 1998.

Wait, scratch that, it's actually a play on words.

I know a friend who doesn't use hand sanitizer because it only kills 99.9% of the germs.

I don't get it. Get two squirts, and it kills 199.8% of germs.

What do Fort McMurray and a 1998 Pontiac Sunfire have in common?

Both are full of white trash and smell like burning oil.

I finally bought something today I've wanted since 1998...

A 1998 Cadillac.

One of my friends maintains that tomorrow doesn't come until you've have 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep.

He also maintains that it's September 7th, 1998.

Drove past a Graveyard today...

How many people are dead in there? my father says...

i go unno?

He says " All of em"


It was 1998.

A class in 1998: 15 girls, 14 boys.

A class in 2018:

6 vegans, 4 feminists, 5 vloggers, 8 hipsters, 2 metrosexuals, 3 antivaxxers and 1 girl.

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