The Best 10 1998 Jokes

Following is our collection of funny 1998 jokes. There are some 1998 joke jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these 1998 male puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest 1998 Jokes and Puns

Parents in 1998: Don't believe everything you read on the internet

Parents in 2018: Did you know that dogs will die if you feed them ice cubes?

Back in 1998, Chelsea Clinton was in high school and went out on a date one night.

Hillary set an 11pm curfew, but Chelsea didn't return to the White House until after midnight.

Hillary had waited up, and grilled her daughter over being late.

Her last question: You didn't have sex with that boy, did you?

Chelsea: Not according to Dad.

Why should you never marry a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

I read that joke in 1998 in an SI for Kids magazine and it literally is the only joke I can tell from memory.

1998 joke, Why should you never marry a tennis player?

So apparently Pun was a movie from 1998.

Wait, scratch that, it's actually a play on words.

I know a friend who doesn't use hand sanitizer because it only kills 99.9% of the germs.

I don't get it. Get two squirts, and it kills 199.8% of germs.

What do Fort McMurray and a 1998 Pontiac Sunfire have in common?

Both are full of white trash and smell like burning oil.

I finally bought something today I've wanted since 1998...

A 1998 Cadillac.

1998 joke, I finally bought something today I've wanted since 1998...

Drove past a Graveyard today...

How many people are dead in there? my father says...

i go unno?

He says " All of em"


It was 1998.

One of my friends maintains that tomorrow doesn't come until you've have 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep.

He also maintains that it's September 7th, 1998.

A class in 1998: 15 girls, 14 boys.

A class in 2018:

6 vegans, 4 feminists, 5 vloggers, 8 hipsters, 2 metrosexuals, 3 antivaxxers and 1 girl.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the 1998 hundred jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working 1998 ran piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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