Uplifting 1996 Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
Your parents in 1996: Don't trust ANYONE on the Internet.
Your parents in 2017: Freedom Eagle dot Facebook says Hillary invented AIDS.
I was watching my wife try on outfits; I said, you know what you looked best in?
1996.
Can't believe it's nearly 1996
and they haven't found a cure for Alzheimer's
Melania Trump immigrated to America in 1996
And after her speech I now see why Donald says that "all immigrants are thieves"
How did Phil Collins know about Lorde?
She wasn't born until 1996 but In the Air Tonight was released in 1981
You know, I predicted every Super Bowl winner since 1996...
the predictions may not have been *correct* but still they were predictions.
Today we celebrate Independence Day!
For those that don't know their history, this was the day in 1996 that Will Smith saved the Earth from aliens.

How do you make a honeymoon salad?
Lettuce alone, no dressing permitted.
(Credit goes to the tour guide on the Maid of the Mist ~1996)